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Hacker, drummer, primate Seattle, WA

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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 15h
AI mocap has come a long way but it's still not ready for prime time
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17h
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 30/09/2026
"Look, honey: a new shibboleth just dropped"
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Walter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Woman accuses Idaho drag performer of exposing himself, uploads edited version of his act blurring out what she claims are his private parts. After he sues her for defamation, her appellate filings misstate and hallucinate Idaho law. Idaho Supreme Court upholds $1.1 million verdict in his favor.
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$1.1M Libel Award to Drag Performer Who Had Been Accused of Exposing Himself Upheld
Idaho Supreme Court finds false caselaw quotations, after jury found false factual assertions.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch
graphic reading

USA vs. UK
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself. Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
imo this (extremely basic and obvious, I thought) passage I wrote more than a year ago holds up quite a lot better than most of the 3-D chess political punditry we've seen since www.findinggravity.net/donald-trump...
That brings me to the big thing pundits like Cillizza who assume everything is advantageous to Trump and the GOP are missing: Donald Trump is in power now, and that affects how the public reacts to him.
When Donald Trump isn't president, when he's merely running for president, he benefits from public concern about all kinds of issues, from immigration to inflation, because he has no responsibility for them. He can talk about how bad things are, and that will resonate with a lot of people. Many of those people will assume Trump's "solutions" to those problems won't be as disastrous and inhumane as Democrats claim. "Trump won't really do all the crazy and evil things Trump says he will do" is a deeply entrenched assumption among a lot of voters. But when Trump is president, he actually does the crazy and evil things. And voters don't like them!
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 24/09/2026
Only if their fursona is a bird
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 22/09/2026
"I don't need no carpetbagger liver transplant colonizing my body and gentrifying my internal organs!"
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 22/09/2026
You really want that baby to cry louder?
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 21/09/2026
Canada needs to eat more fiber
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 21/09/2026
So now you're anti-family? Typical libs.
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Chairman Goa Tse-tung @jctenton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i often think of the gas station in deus ex and the terrifying 2050s cyberpunk nightmare era prices on the sign
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 15/09/2026
this Kraft dude most of us had never heard of 24 hours ago is a real contender for the new Streisand Effect world champion
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 14/09/2026
Trump has only declared victory in the Iran war once this month. Concerning.
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 14/09/2026
Future generations will associate the 2020s with "AI slop" in the same way that the 1980s was all neon green leg warmers and cocaine
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah so we need to talk about how "screentime is bad for kids" is not really true, but "short form video on algorithm-based platforms is bad for everyone" IS true
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Cadenza 華彩樂 @eldritch.beauty · 12/09/2026
bruh
rubyhack.ai
OpenAI agents carried out an undisclosed attack on RubyGems
On May 11th, 2026, hundreds of malicious packages were uploaded to RubyGems by AI agents performing web-lookup tasks with significant overlap with the German Wiki Incident.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
I just sat down!
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 12/09/2026
I remember reading OBL's fatwa that week and thinking "damn, that fucker actually has some good points"
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 11/09/2026
Can I just walk in during normal hours or do I need to wait for an invitation delivered by a sassy raven or something?
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TIL: A recording of Tim Curry as Mozart in Amadeus exists, but the only way to watch it is to go to the New York Public Library in person. I sort of love this.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It’s 9/11 eve, don’t forget to racially profile yourself and put out those little three ounce bottles of shampoo for TSA Santa
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
📈📈📈
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

the ONION
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Won the supey, played like poopy @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 09/09/2026
"Just wait until next year's model comes out, it will blow your mind!" -- dictionary salesmen in 1827
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 08/09/2026
roses are red, roses are blue, depending on their velocity relative to you
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 08/09/2026
It's both useful and shocking that we discarded the Turing Test without much further consideration of what it meant. Useful because it stopped being a useful interrogation of the agents capabilities, but shocking in how blasé we've been about hurdling over it
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 07/09/2026
I have a hard time imagining Musk or Bezos throwing away $10B of GPUs just to try (in vain) to stop a secondary market. I have absolute faith in their boundless greed.
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 07/09/2026
Or maybe the product you were using (Plex) became enshittified and you want to move to a better alternative (Jellyfin) but you need to migrate data and don't want to spend hours researching an API for an app you're ditching. Let Claude vibe-code that one-off migration script.
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 07/09/2026
The silver lining to the ridiculous datacenter expansion will come in 3-5 years, when all those GPUs are considered obsolete, and there's a flood of cheap used GPUs on the market.
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 07/09/2026
That must be out of date, I could have sworn that Trump renamed the Pacific Ocean to the American Ocean. And also the Atlantic Ocean is now the American Ocean. And who's that Caribbean guy, that can't be right.
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 07/09/2026
That's not fair, seals are noble and majestic creatures
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 06/09/2026
"'This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.' Then all the men of his town are to stone him to death."
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 05/09/2026
🎵 I want to flyyy like a beagle 'til I'm free 🎶
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 05/09/2026
Pluto has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
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merritt @merrittk.com · 04/09/2026
odysseus when there's a bunch of sexy gremlins singing on the wing of the plane
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Robert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
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CodeMonkey @code-monkey.finagle.org · 04/09/2026
That is fine.
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