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your wife kissed me on the cheek when i got here

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It would be cool if my retirement wasn't tied to the activities of a man who doesn't know his own phone number
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Please quit sending the worst people you have to Texas.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 13/09/2026
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Texas Longhorns: sometimes we do win
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I know I’ve been tweeting a lot about AI doom lately, and dismissing it a bit. But just to be fair and balanced I want to say. If you’re working at an AI company and you say “I’m really worried that the thing I’m building will extinct humanity” and you keep building it, you should surely go to jail
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 28/08/2026
Texas has suspended over 1.2 million voter registrations. Many valid voters in Texas have found their voter registrations were somehow canceled when they checked. Check your registration here and fix it immediately - Texas doesn't always honor provisional ballots cast on election day.
goelect.txelections.civixapps.com
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/08/2026
every single person pushing this angle is intellectually bankrupt. The data centers being built today are for NOTHING other than AI compute, and are much, much larger and more destructive. If none of them got built, services like online banking, social media and streaming would continue to function.
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
me when i hear da ice cream truck song
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
love the humiliation ritual of applying to jobs where every single posting is like "we want someone who loves being hit in the back of the head with a rake every day" and you just have to be like yeah of course that's me
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
group of friends tonight intently discussed the muppets les mis and which character should be the lone human and everyone agreed it should be the kid that gets shot
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
bud's neck is just perpendicular to his body at this point
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
thinking about the gratata guy
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/07/2026
man I will just never get over the fact that the collective response to the pandemic, and an absolutely miraculous vaccine development, was to destroy public health in this country and smear everyone involved I generally take a positive view of humanity overall but it's so depressing
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the jimmy neutron fairly oddparents crossover episode always had a terrible dark energy
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026
cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A snippet of the popular scrooge post:

509 muppets: there goes mr asshole, there goes mr bitch
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Using chatgpt in prison >>>>
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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
headline: portal to hell? taco bell warns customers that enter store are randomly being swept to a "fiery" underworld me: mmm... taco bell
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 12/07/2026
this is the perfect use of axios’s bullet point house style
A person who spoke with Graham shortly afterward said the senator complained that he was feeling unwell.
When the person urged him to seek medical attention immediately, Graham said he would do so Sunday morning after his scheduled appearance on NBC's
"Meet the Press."
• Graham then joked: "I can't die now. I still need to do the Russia sanctions, get Iran sorted out and do Israeli-Saudi normalization."
• He passed away several hours later.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/07/2026
please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/06/2026
I say this with no will or animosity: if you hate voters, stop fucking texting us asking for money.
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
NYC is on such a roll. It's beautiful to behold. Not just antifascist but the *antithesis* of fascism.
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
tommy pickles ate all the other rugrats 😔
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 10/06/2026
the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
go fuck yourself man
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i want a site that publicly names and shames every backpack wearing goober who works on shit like this
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Me trying to figure out how votes get counted in
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Comment Etiquette C @commentiquette
Ask your crystals pussy
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
cheesy michaelf....
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
fucked up in the crib watching Kornacki Cam
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I know there's a lot going on, but come the fuck on: The Texas Republican Party is now proudly supporting abortion 'abolitionists'—the extremists who want women executed for ending their pregnancies jessica.substack.com/p/texas-gop-...
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Texas Republican Party Publicly Supports 'Abolitionists' Who Want Abortion Patients Executed
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/06/2026
WOW -- Rep. Madeleine Dean just during the Blanche hearing that Trump "has lied about being on Epstein's plane, and the unredacted files prove that"
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
chip roy crying into his Bob Armstrong dip at Matt's El Rancho tomorrow
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Alex Becker @alexcbecker.net · 27/05/2026
"average texan commits 3 crimes per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average texan commits 0 crimes per year. Crimes Paxton, who is attorney general (??) and commits 10,000 crimes per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
british people love eating greek yoggit
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
[Scoob and the gang after ripping the mask off of the Birth Rate monster] Mr Shareholder?! ??!!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Today is the 40th anniversary of Ed Zitron. Also Chernobyl. These events are unconnected.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
the real problem with hasan is he doesn't support israel's genocide and he advocates for higher taxes on the wealthy. that's it. those are the only two opinions that bar you from the democrat 'big tent'
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Milan @cmilan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
every morning i get out of bed like a baby horse
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
centrists hear that kill bill siren whenever someone tells a joke near them
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
come on man.
leaf from pokemon looking angrya s a bunch of fisherman on the bridge want to battle her
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?
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