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ClumsyMia @clumsymia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just watched a high schooler Naruto run up the entirety of Cambie lol
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ClumsyMia @clumsymia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Why are 60s Soul djs always creepy looking white dudes
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/07/2025
ME: god, he’s looking so old. he looks fucking sick. his brain is mush. his skin looks like wet tissue. it’s gotta happen soon (100 years later) GIGANEWSCASTER: Hyperpresident Trump wins Tour de New France, shares embrace with wife Melania IV and infant son
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Catalina Fernandes @catalinafernandes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
A British flight attendant has been arrested in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) after sharing an image of a drone strike, highlighting a widening crackdown on people documenting the war and raising questions about Dubai’s image as an open global hub. The 25-year-old cabin crew member was
middleeasteye.net
UAE arrests flight attendant over war image in ongoing Dubai crackdown
Arrests over war images raise concerns about freedoms and Dubai’s global image
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Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.” www.columnblog.com/p/corporate-...
columnblog.com
Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack
No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.
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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
the rich & powerful are having a class solidarity moment
CENTRAL AIR
We're All in the Epstein
Files (feat. Ross
Douthat)

[avis of contributors]

JOSH BARRO, MEGAN MCARDLE, BEN DREYFUSS, AND ROSS DOUTHAT
YESTERDAY AT 10:18 AM
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
He's looting the U.S. Treasury, people. Most crooked dictators find covert ways to get rich. Trump intends to simply order his government to transfer money into his bank account.
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Johnathan Lemay @fankuan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
A corgi's head barely surfacing atop deep snow, against a backdrop of an old wooden fence
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Going out to protest the death of Catherine O’Hara
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...
youtu.be
SCTV - Lola's Love Spirit
YouTube video by The Second City
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 30/01/2026
Trump has arrested Don Lemon & Georgia Fort—two Independent Black journalists who reported on a protest in Minneapolis—for their “crime” of reporting. Fascists don’t want exposure. As corporate media happily capitulate to Trump, he’s targeting independent journalists who refuse to bend the knee.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/01/2026
Manslaughter Honked At
Manslaughter Honked At
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents who describe an agency that sounds like Reno 911! “I thought federal agents were supposed to be clean cut but some of them pass around a flask as we are watching a suspect,” one told me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads
kenklippenstein.com
ICE Unloads
Immigration officers speak out: “Fuck this.”
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/01/2026
indictments next
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
There is no "normal" to go back to. Only what we do next.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Trump flips off a Ford employee after being called a “pedophile protector.” Thin-skinned and profoundly unpresidential.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 03/01/2026
BREAKING: Chuck Schumer reveals his grand plan to stop Trump from waging illegal war: “We hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far." Smh…a more feckless leader at a more critical moment has never existed in American history.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The consent factory ain’t manufacturing shit right now
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John Gibbons 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @thinkorswim.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Lest anyone for a single moment thinks this latest coup is a somehow a dramatic breach of long-term US foreign policy.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
He's literally set himself up as Ruler of Venezuela. George Bush at least got a congressional resolution and an attempt at a UN resolution before invading and occupying Iraq. Trump didn't even consult with the Gang of 8 in Congress and now declares himself the ruler. Sheesh.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 03/01/2026
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/01/2026
“I don’t support irans government but” “I condem Hamas but” “I don’t support Venezuela or Cuba but” Do you know you are an imperialist running dog
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 03/01/2026
US President Trump has posted a photo on his Truth Social account showing President Nicolas Maduro on board the US warship USS Iwo Jima after the leader's capture following strikes on Venezuela.
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Brian McNoldy @bmcnoldy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Happy Perihelion! ☀️ Today is a big day for our little planet: it makes its closest approach to the sun of the entire year! This point in the orbit is called #perihelion. Then, on July 6, it will be at its most distant point in its orbit, which is called aphelion.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The BBC has verified this video out of Venezuela.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
people offended by $600 shoes are going to be in for a surprise when trump eventually reshores US manufacturing
A page showing two Alden shoe models. Each cost $686. They are made in the USA. A page showing a Yuketen suede boot that was made in the USA. It retails for $1,012.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/12/2025
Uncle Put More Thought Than Usual Into This Year’s Gift Cards theonion.com/uncle-put-more-thought…
Uncle Put More Thought Than Usual Into This Year’s Gift Cards
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ClumsyMia @clumsymia.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Look, I know it sucks we’re both working on December 23rd but no need to be cunty 😒
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Catalina Fernandes @catalinafernandes.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Irish rap group Kneecap has issued a powerful call to action in solidarity with eight pro-Palestine hunger strikers, warning that the British state has deployed every tactic of isolation and pressure to break their resolve.
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ClumsyMia @clumsymia.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
LOOK AT MY LABUBU TREE 🎄
Pink Christmas tree with Pop Mart brand pendants
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Christopher Richards @chrisrichards97.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#freepalestine #ceasefirenow
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/11/2025
Jeffrey Epstein writes emails in the same voice that Trent Reznor uses to sing on “Starfuckers Inc”
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 07/11/2025
Hi Bluesky 👋 Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
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Allegra Kirkland @allegrak.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Teen Vogue was one of the only outlets that took young people seriously as political actors and covered how they're organizing, voting, and being impacted by state + national legislation. It was a launching pad for so many great young journalists
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Allegra Kirkland @allegrak.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Condé Nast finally achieved its dream of wrecking Teen Vogue and killing its politics section. www.thecut.com/article/teen...
thecut.com
Teen Vogue Is Folding Into Vogue.com
According to Condé Nast’s announcement, the outlet will keep its “unique editorial identity and mission.”
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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
And here is the Little Free Library World Map: littlefreelibrary.org/map/
littlefreelibrary.org
Little Free Library World Map - Little Free Library
Find Little Free Libraries near you on the world map. Share your location to see little libraries in your area, or search by city, state/province, zip code, or country.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
"one officer smiled for a selfie with her as she cried."
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Bill Wolkoff @billwearsties.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1
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Holl🌞 @willows-song.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This explains it better than I can
Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”
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PressProgress @pressprogress.ca · 27/08/2025
Nearly all federal funds for gender equality could disappear in the next two years. If the funding isn't renewed, Canada's Department for Women and Gender Equality could see its budget shrink by more than 80%. pressprogress.ca/federal-fund... via @pivot.quebec
pressprogress.ca
Nearly All Federal Funds for Gender Equality Could Disappear in the Next Two Years
If funding isn't renewed, the Department for Women and Gender Equality could see its budget shrink by 80%
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 27/08/2025
If you're going to make a culture war issue out of the fuckin' Cracker Barrel logo, I'm going to make this an issue
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 27/08/2025
I am broadly tolerant of religion but I'm in a groupchat of Minneapolis parents who are all talking about how distressed this is making them. Saying that they're with "the person who loved them the very most" when there's parents who are making plans to bury their kids is disgusting.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 19/08/2025
Trump has announced that he will try to ban mail in voting. Mail in ballot voting is incredibly secure, but the broader reality is this is just one part of a massive voter suppression effort by Trump and MAGAs to end free and fair elections Here are the receipts: www.qasimrashid.com/p/trump-atta...
qasimrashid.com
Trump Attacks Mail in Voting to Avoid Losing
It's also just one part of a systemic effort by MAGA Republicans to suppress the vote and revive Jim Crow America
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