Reposted by Clughorse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 30/01/2025didn’t ask + don’t care + CURSE OF RA 𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏 𓀆𓀇 𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀐𓀑𓀒𓀓𓀔𓀕𓀖𓀗 0131
Reposted by Clugtunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 17/01/2025they want me to take mood stabilizers and produce spreadsheets but i want to take psychedelics and produce incomprehensible garbage 624451
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 17/01/2025if i have a heart attack its cause i simply loved ground beef, cheese, and oil too hard 020
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 17/01/2025there is an absolutely carnal level of enjoyment to be gained from laying in the dark naked and eating a bowl of nothing but taco meat with cheese 110
Reposted by Clugshuba @shuba.bsky.social · 12/01/2025making her squishmallows go quadriplegic mode 031
Reposted by ClugAnne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 09/01/2025Every single thing that everybody suddenly wants to do in Greenland - mine for minerals! use shipping lanes! set up bases! - can be done right now, while Greenland is part of Denmark. The discussion of "occupying" Greenland is just a pointless piece of aggression towards an ally. 621125322202
Reposted by ClugC @cdubsit.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I mistakenly grabbed a handful of edible gummies that I assumed were multivitamins and I believe i have about 10 minutes before I lose my mind 😟 201408
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Trying to manifest my destiny into a Sonic for some fucking blue raspberry slushie and 75 cheesy tater tots 020
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 06/01/2025TRUDEAU IS RESIGNINGmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a lion with its mouth open and the words let 's gooooo written below itALT: a cartoon of a lion with its mouth open and the words let 's gooooo written below it 020
Reposted by Clugcigs @handle.invalid · 06/01/2025Trudeau’s resignation marks the first time in 66 years that Fidel Castro’s family holds no top leadership positions 2447
Reposted by ClugSo Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Babes, come over. We are taking DXM and knocking all our teeth out with a screw driver 011
Reposted by ClugSo Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 02/01/2025My behemoth of a wife likes to watch me crank my meat. We call this special time together, wide-load pallet jack 021
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 05/01/2025new yearly holiday: you shit in the litter box and the cats have to get it out. 120
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 04/01/2025if i drop dead anytime soon its cause i bought a $20 dildo on temu 010
Reposted by Clugweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Why would I pay $5K for an Ayahuasca Retreat when I can just use Goo Gone in a poorly ventilated area 2969188
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 03/01/2025was very busy today. chewed all my fingernails off bit by bit and put them in a pile on my coffee table. adderall might be working too well 010
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 03/01/2025everyones making a mockery of you at the party rn, just so you know 020
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 03/01/2025theyre taking me out of the cage and studying me tomorrow, turns out i have more love and empathy than anyone else ever 020
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 02/01/2025got my butt sealed to the toilet again. they said they need the crane this time 030
Reposted by ClugThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/01/2025This Week's Onion Magazine: ‘Cultivate A Growth Mindset’ And 40 Other Phrases That Give Sad Sacks Like You False Hope 292822301
Reposted by ClugJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025my cybertruck is on fire and everyone is pointing and laughing at me and pelting me with items from their pockets and bags? 18165983
Reposted by ClugJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/01/2025my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache 22011589993
Reposted by ClugSam Antics @dsoart.com · 02/01/2025I’m going worm mode (slithering in the dirt, shitting) 07612
Reposted by ClugShidder Mob @shiddermob.bsky.social · 02/01/2025i have witnessed the legendary white shart 1142
Reposted by ClugRex Chapman @rexchapman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Left Twitter a couple of months ago. Mental health markedly improved. 929278901432
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 02/01/2025today: wrestled with my health insurance provider for adhd med coverage tomorrow:media.tenor.coma pixel art of a man in overalls waving his handALT: a pixel art of a man in overalls waving his hand 130
Reposted by ClugJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/01/2025Turns out, that mouse-shaped cat toy on my bedroom carpet was not a cat toy after all Well, actually it WAS, much to the misfortune of the mouse But you know what I mean 132218269
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 02/01/2025jibbering and jabbering so much they put a blanket over my kennel 010
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 02/01/2025got a vaccine for my pussy that made it ultra fat and wet. JUST KIDDING. it already was 010
Clug @clug.bsky.social · 02/01/2025back in my day i had 1.5 billion followers on twitter dot com, but they wont tell you that cause of the woke mind virus 010
Reposted by ClugJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/01/2025i predict that by the end of the year 2025, travel via dirigible will be the order of the day. railroad travel shall go the way of the dodo as hydrogen-filled airships allow intrepid sightseers to travel from new york to chicago within a single day. further, suppers will be electrified 461688143
