Reposted by So Smolmy plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 24/04/2025help its my first time working the glory hole and i cant find the penis i texted my manager and he just sent me back a meme about big chungus what do i do 4605
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Canceling my NyTimes subscription because they have gone woke 010
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025My new vape electrocutes the dog collar I wear in the house if I hit it too much 020
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025The safest investment in my portfolio are all my shit coins that are already at 0.00000000003 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Hitting the assisted suicide vape in the wing of the dementia ward will probably feel good as fuck in 60 years 010
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025The gym bros are learning. They discovered light contouring 020
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Just remember that blackjack odds are not impacted by tariffs. Never stop gambling 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025This white boy is going to fight the tariffs by opening a Chinese restaurant 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Trump might single-handedly curb the vaping epidemic due to prices shooting up on geek bars in the coming weeks 100
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025First they came for my sissy hypno porn and I did not speak out 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Top 5 male cannon events: 1. Mom catching you watching porn 2. First love 3. Fist fighting your dad 4. Giving up on your dreams to work for corporate America 5. Transitioning into a woman 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Healing sexual trauma through immersion therapy (getting gang banged) 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Using the NYC dating scene to upgrade my wardrobe and acquire expensive furniture 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Alexander wept, for there was no more Greek towel boy cum to drink 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I’m the ghost that haunts your local arcade. It’s my job to swat the balls away in ski ball and make sure you never hit the 50s or 100s 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025This series has big “what if I were a worm, girlfriend” energy 010
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025My favorite part of free market capitalism is when capitalists ban the sale and trading of goods 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025We have new management in the bedroom (my wife is back in my life) and she’s implementing new target KPIs for my my stroke to cum output ratio 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I just can’t justify this price tag for a gym membership. My $25 a month gym has everything. Sure someone probably died here in the last year from caffeine and steroid abuse related injuries but it feels like home. 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025People that pay $200 per month for gym memberships pay to not work out. Having this membership means the poor actually lift the weights for you. You deserve to not struggle 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I’m having a date come over tomorrow night but I don’t have time to go to the laundromat so I’m washing the cum stains out of my pillowcases in the kitchen sink tonight 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Sipping on the shit I find in the back part of the toilet at work 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Finding out I’m intersex just means if you ever thought I was attractive it means your Gay, no matter what your gender is 000
Reposted by So SmolAngry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 17/01/2025This time was preceded by an era where big business literally owned your labor. Company towns, company stores, etc. the presidency was owned by big business from McKinley to FDR (minus Roosevelt & Taft yrs) The fight it took to get to the golden era of the blue collar worker was just that, a fight 1335975
Reposted by So Smolcigs @handle.invalid · 05/01/2025If you’ve never had sex with a loser, you’re the loser people have had sex with 2365
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I have a cuckold fetish for watching someone watch Attack on Titan for the first time 010
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 02/01/2025My behemoth of a wife likes to watch me crank my meat. We call this special time together, wide-load pallet jack 021
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Babes, come over. We are taking DXM and knocking all our teeth out with a screw driver 011
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Bought my mom and my gf matching lingerie for Christmas because it’s buy 2 get 1 free. So, now I’m over hear looking sexy as hell handing out presents on Christmas morning 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Kicking off 2025 by going into a k hole at medieval times 010
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Preparing my Christmas meal. A twink stuffed in an otter stuffed in a bear baked at 450 degrees 020
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I don’t want to be a corporate weapon. I want to lie down and die 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Combating my receding hairline by getting an full head tattoo and joining a biker gang 010
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Sitting down with my boss for my annual review and then violently smashing my face into the keyboard on his desk until all that’s left is bloody mesh of blood flesh and bone 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 12/12/2024i have a tiny dick and even smaller balls. the balls are above the dick also. the balls hang down around the dick like the ears on a basset hound. the dick stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smell. however, i also hate the balls. thank you. 021
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Reposted by So SmolCaptain Jean Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Calling out of work tomorrow so I can stay home and finally get to work decoding the hidden messages being sent to me through all the Pornhub comments I’ve been reading 051
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Kicked out of the goon sesh with the bros for crying again.. smh 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Vomiting on the floor and throwing a screaming tantrum if my boss asks me to do anything productive tomorrow 000
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 02/12/2024How many hours do I have to do this for before I start seeing results? 010
So Smol @sosmol.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I have $870,000 in gambling debt and I couldn’t be happier 000
