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🤡Clown🤡

@clowninyou.bsky.social
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Im here to enjoy a space free of wannabe-nazis, and to annoy any of them who sneak in

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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Don’t overthink this. He’s asking for bribes.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It always boggles my mind that I, a journalist, am expressly forbidden from trading stocks, but members of Congress, with vastly greater knowledge of market-moving news, are allowed to profit by front-running markets, and so may profit by in essence stealing from the public they represent.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Crockett: I am tired of the white tears. When you compare me to Marjorie Taylor Greene or me to Lauren Boebert, there is no comparison. So the only people that are crying are the mediocre white boys that have been beaten out by people that historically have had to work so, so much harder
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Perfectly captured.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/01/2025
Was hoping I wouldn’t have to dust off this gem again.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
You literally cannot grow coffee in most of America
“No one GAF about Columbia. We can grow our own coffee beans. Problem solved”
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 27/01/2025
A bird flu pandemic is not inevitable, scientists say. But the outbreak has passed worrisome milestones in recent weeks, including cattle that may have been reinfected.
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‘This Is a Dangerous Virus’
A bird-flu pandemic is far from inevitable. But health experts are closely monitoring an outbreak that could quickly escalate among people.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
hell yes we are so back
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
What an exhausting day. So much trauma out there in the world, in our people. Sending love ♥️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/01/2025
Fox & Friends this morning described Melania Trump as the "Second Lady"
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Oh snap!!!! The New York Appeals Court has rejected Fox Corp's motion to dismiss the $2.7 billion defamation lawsuit by Smartmatic. Fox News is going to be held accountable for pushing lies about their voting machines. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
we're entering a golden age of media bootlicking, and the platforms are going to be even worse. juche level submission
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Trump on January 6th violence: We have to find out about Hezbollah. We have to find out who was in that whole thing
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/01/2025
we are in the era of “it FEELS true” mindset
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🤡Clown🤡 @clowninyou.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Isnt it awesome
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Can't believe I was thinking about turning off DMs today.
DM conversation between me and a sad person reads 

your a fag right

(Actually it's you're) 

You guys on the left are to easy to trigger and fun to bully

Did I invade your save space 

(Actually it's safe space)
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/01/2025
the double edged sword of everyone being incredibly stupid all the time which brings me laughter but the problem is these people run the entire world
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God @thegodshow.com · 02/01/2025
Hi, I’m God. Bluesky is now over 26 MILLION users. Congrats, Bluesky!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/12/2024
The worst person you know just made some great points
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Still guilty.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The Coultergeist has entered the chat. 🍿
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Irony would like a word.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/12/2024
just killed some guy who said merry christmas to me
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/12/2024
After Fox co-workers told media he was often drinking or hungover while at work, Pete Hegseth challenged people to find a single clip showing him drinking on the job. We accepted the challenge.
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“Bottoms Up”— Pete Hegseth Took Swigs from Champagne Bottle, Plunged Into the Alcoholic Beverage During Fox News Broadcast
Hegseth’s kids were present and sampled the dunk tank champagne
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Finally, a nomination we can collectively laugh at without having to worry about the end of civilization.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/12/2024
Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends: 1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration; 2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you; 3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
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God @thegodshow.com · 16/12/2024
Hey corporate media, Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind o...
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I think it's going to happen soon. Twitter followers: -7,510 to 258,832 Bluesky followers: +206,300 to 228,800 Remaining difference: 30,032
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Bobby Jr. shares his secret to getting brain worm.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Land doesn’t vote. Stop pretending it does.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
apparently some gamers are upset about ciri being the protagonist of witcher 4. did they not play witcher 3? the ending i got had ciri becoming a witcher and one of the DLCs for witcher 3 was basically about geralt retiring to live on a vineyard
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
the bigger bsky gets the less they care about substantive moderation practices. 14k people blocking a guy meant something to them when this site only had 100k people, but out of 14m users they don’t care — never mind that those 14k are largely those original 100k users who made this site appealing.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/12/2024
Today in started / going
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Some will declare fealty publicly. Some privately. Make no mistake, they will all protect their own interests before defending the country that made them rich.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/12/2024
When you forget to switch to your burner account
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
A statement from The Onion about InfoWars.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/12/2024
After I got my doctorate in health admin, I could have taken a cushy job atop a corporate health firm & gotten rich off denying claims, but instead, I chose a low-paying civil service job to help care for Veterans & the Military. So don't give me that "he was only doing his job" crap.
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Republicans Against Maga @reclaimamerica.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Sad!
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Vaccinated and still alive. Anyone else?
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Sickening hypocrisy.
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Max @mad-max.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
They’re always like this. It’s hilarious until it’s against something they actually like
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
We shouldn’t accept that a CEO killer must get a national manhunt when cops don’t solve most murders at all. A migrant teenager was just murdered in NYC, cops just killed a guy here — the lives of these other people are worth just as much as that CEO.
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/12/2024
The other day I took a look at the cesspool that is X and was surprised at all the big accounts here that are STILL posting there and helping Elon Musk…and I thought…what a bunch of punk-ass lying-poser grifter pieces-of-shit.
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Despite being on Twitter for a decade and on Bluesky (actively) for a few weeks, if the current trend continues, I will have more followers here than on Twitter within a couple of weeks. Insane when comparing this to a DECADE
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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