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Clownf1st

@clownf1st.bsky.social
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Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar. Mastodon: @clownf1st@mastodon.social @clownf1st@dice.camp

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 8m
Amazing thread of an absolute car crash Microsoft live event 🧵
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Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 1h
Canada is refusing to issue ISBNs to books primarily generated with AI. This illustrates both the urgency of the problem of the growing flood of slop books, and also the toothlessness of addressing it on the honor system without there also being consequences for lying
Use of artificial intelligence
By registering with ISBN Canada, you declare that your book was created by a human author. You may use AI tools only for limited support tasks, such as brainstorming ideas, checking grammar, or formatting your book. You must not use AI to generate the text, create the artwork, or translate the book. ISBN Canada does not issue ISBNs for works whose content is primarily generated by AI. LAC is currently reviewing its policy regarding the use of AI content creation and our guidance is subject to change.
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 8m
I'm going to turn myself inside out...
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 16m
Rock School - EQ Level -monitoring effect pedal-driven BBC2 guide to playing on the downstroke and how to do that squiggly harmonics thing. Essential viewing for anyone who dreamed of standing on stage at Wembley like their idol, A Session Musician. timworthington.org/2019/05/11/l...
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Holly 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @mxhollyclara.bsky.social · 51m
The evolution of man
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 51m
Overnight oats #stoolreport
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 56m
Don't look at my teeth, though
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 1h
Would it surprise you to learn that I'm well aware of this practice?
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 4h
<girds loins>
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 5h
New Director General wants the BBC to *checks notes* die on a toilet
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's why
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 9h
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Star Trek Captain Kirk Gasp
ALT: Star Trek Captain Kirk Gasp
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/10/2026
#VanityFair
Vanity fair cover with Sam Altman stealing everything
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 21h
Oh I liked her. She deeply cool in North By Northwest. Also, now I have to redraft my “Do you know who’s amazingly still alive?” list variety.com/2026/film/ne...
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Eva Marie Saint, ‘North by Northwest’ Star, Dies at 102
Oscar-winning actress Eva Marie Saint, who starred in such memorable classic films as “On the Waterfront” and “North by Northwest,” has died.
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Modoc 🍾 Here's to a Creative 2026 🍾 @modoc.bsky.social · 21h
It's Banned Books Week. So, get out there, read one (or two) of them, and tell Big Brother to shove it up their collective ass! #FuckCensorship #BannedBooksWeek
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 22h
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Chaz Bundick Meets The Mattson 2 - "JBS" (audio only)
YouTube video by Company Records
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 23h
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Deerhunter - Desire Lines (Live on the Interface)
YouTube video by edsv-pt
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need you, Janine.
Janine Butcher gives Sam Altman a Barry goodbye.
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 23h
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Johanna's Dream
YouTube video by BALTHVS - Topic
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@stemwinder @stemwinder.bsky.social · 23h
#edithcartoonist
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 23h
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Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) with Burning Visor Reflection
ALT: Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) with Burning Visor Reflection
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 23h
Pee is the mind killer
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 23h
My mate was trying to get me to go there. The only UNESCO World Heritage site with a football pitch. We didn't get out of Split 😁
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you, New York Times, for this bucket of shite
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer's death reminds me of the time he told a really boring story while a guest on Dame Edna's show. "Marvellous" said Edna after it petered out to its conclusion, "and I'm sure that'll make a wonderful anecdote someday".
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Ded Of Fannyside @edoffannyside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you can't trust everything it tells you, can you trust anything it tells you.
bbc.co.uk
Scotland's first AI teacher warns pupils: Don't trust everything it tells you
Jamie Laycock says schools must help youngsters understand both the opportunities and dangers of AI.
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gold medal in the bag
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This may help take your mind off them.
Tom Leonard's poem "Just ti Let Yi No".  A Glasgow take on William Carlos Williams "This Is Just To Say".
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm growing tired of constantly thinking about William Carlos Williams' plums.
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Dr Matt Pope @mattpope.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RIP George Fenton, forget the prestigous movie themes and Oscar nominations. You gave us moody guitar noodling and accordians as our sunday evening soundtrack. youtu.be/1y5E63jGT2I?...
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Bergerac theme
YouTube video by UK Tune Archives
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've already entered
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tom Binns conviction 😬
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooh blimey. Think I remember it but couldn't put a name to it.
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David Gregory-Kumar @drdavidgk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyway. Please enjoy this DAZZLE CAMOUFLAGE NARROW BOAT!!!! (You probably can’t see* it, it’s centre frame) (*or at least accurately torpedo it)
A narrow boat in the distinctive abstract black and white WWI “dazzle” camouflage.
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Does this look like genital warts to you?"
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember-member-member-member What a Dalek Dalek Dalek you are 🎶
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"This book is tremendous" Edgar Allan Poe Will this do?
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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The T.C. @boobachu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ranger Smith on the horn, mortified speaking the post I reblogged.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 05/10/2026
man talking to himself on a computer
If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you've got a wet towel wrapped around your head.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@mathaiaus

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Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
With Tom Jones?
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Prince Charles and Lady Diana in happier times. 1985
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Adam Christopher @adamchristopher.me · 05/10/2026
Mac users on mac OS 27 - we can get our disk space back and remove Apple AI! Somebody has made a tool: www.macrumors.com/2026/10/05/a...
macrumors.com
Mac Users Reclaim Storage With New Apple Intelligence Removal Tool
A new open-source tool is making waves in the Mac community by helping users reclaim valuable storage space taken up by Apple's AI models. Called "RemoveMacAI," the tool disables Apple Intelligence on...
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Den of Scholes @denofscholes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A tale old as time
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 05/10/2026
The Man Who Would Be King is on BBC iPlayer. Just in case, ya know, you have the day off school or something. Peachy! www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
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The Man Who Would Be King
Colourful, historical epic in which two British soldiers (Sean Connery and Michael Caine) in colonial India venture to uncharted realms in search of wealth and power.
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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sex nuns, sex nuns... 🎶
Tom Jones, trapped inside a CRT television, singing about sex nuns.
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