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Clownf1st

@clownf1st.bsky.social

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Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar. Mastodon: @clownf1st@mastodon.social @clownf1st@dice.camp

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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It has manifested...

Grafton's imprint of Philip K. Dick's 'We Can Remember It For You Wholesale' resting on my desk of shite.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ken Dodd, admiring Ian's tickling stick.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It's where this lad is buried

Willo The Wisp

100

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Wait.... Did I miss Gerard Love *and* Buffalo Tom in town tonight 😯

Facebook post of Buffalo Tom and Gerard Love in Bar Fringe in Manchester after tonight's gig

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

48 cans will never die 48 cans our battle cry 🎶

The Alarm singing about someone's shopping.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Currently wearing this because I'm trapped and unable to get out of bed

A fawn and white whippet under a purple blanket lying on a bed and me (still in the bed)

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sex nuns, sex nuns... 🎶

Tom Jones, trapped inside a CRT television, singing about sex nuns.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Having a booze free day. Wonder if this will have an interesting effect on my bowels? 🤔

A bottle of Nowt Peculier 0% beer by Theakston, contents in the glass to its left.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He's in 'low power mode' after sprinting around with about 20 whippet and lurcher pals 😁

A fawn and white whippet sprawled ona blue sofa

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Took the boy to WhipDash. He find some excellent filth to writhe in

A fawn and white whippet head down in the grass, about to begin a good bit of writhing.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm wearing my tinnitus

My Bloody Valentine "Feed Me With Your Kiss" t-shirt

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Milk and Cheese. Dairy products gone bad.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Finally catching up on this episode

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's Monday

The Bluesky 'Discard' button

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Chrysalid Homo are ace. Shame about the late notice or I'd have come along 😞

Chrysalid Homo on stage. Lead singer pointing at me and singing "You Should Die".... lovely stuff.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Last vestiges of summer still clinging on in beautiful Stockport. Grandad has a single bloom 🙂

A small yellow rose in flower

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not as good as Brannigan's....

A now empty packet of M&S Aberdeen Angus Beef and Mustard crisps.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well I, for one, am not panicking

A DON'T PANIC T-shirt (luminous pink text on black)

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"I do hope it's faeces and cream for tea"

Wellington Womble looking thoughtful

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Discard button from Bluesky as I abandon another abysmal post.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A screenshot of the Record Breakers opening credits.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pub hound 😍

A grey and white whippet in a pub.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pub hound 😍

A grey and white whippet in a pub.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe

A Saunders-Roe SR A/1 flying boat jet fighter, painted silver

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Strawberry Sundae sour ale.... So wrong it's right

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A bit of Glaswegian football in the pub during pre-match beers

A pint and, in the distance, Sky Sports on the big screen.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sleepy boi says Hi

A sleeping fawn and white whippet, viewed from above.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

News site photo of two people holding a small dog and a trophy. Headline reads "Pub dog helps find missing black pudding trophy"

Mark E. Smith from The Fall singing

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

One of my favourite actors is on @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social

IMDB credit for the famous actor Skeleton, playing 'skeleton in cave'

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Friday

Black Anti-Lunatic Squad van from 1960s Batman TV series

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Good afternoon from His Most Snozular Highness

An extreme close up of a whippet's nose.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

SNOLAB!

A colossal, black neutrino detecting sphere very deep beneath Canada

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Train Dog!

A small, black dog peering out from a blue-grey train seat.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Two colossal logs mounted on posts in Diocletian's cellar

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Easing into the day

A refreshing glass of Karlovacko lemon radler

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Would demolish. This is me until I can summon the energy to eat...

Half a glass of iced coffee on a cafe table. Split seafront in the background.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Some #minspiration for @fenrisgames.com

Green shuttered stone buildings of considerable age on one side of a flagged town square.

Looking up to the battlements of a tall, hexagonal stone tower.

A gateway through a stone wall. The remains of an adjoining wall to the left show the interior structure of small stones and larger exterior finished blocks.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Share a tiny bit of zen. No rules, just peaceful imagery

A whippet having a dump on a Welsh beach as the sun sets.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Travel reading

Vurt by Jeff Noon

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Sex coins Sex coins Roman sex coins We don't know what their use was But they're stirring up my loins... 🎶

Tom Jones on an old TV, from the Sex Bomb music video

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Dux?

A Flora than duck, armed with sword and shield, approaches across sandy terrain

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Found your new band name...

A clipping from a Victorian map of Salford showing a manure depot

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Angine de Poitrine band (in non-cat form). Black & white polka dot guitarist stands on the left, holding a twin necked guitar and with a white angular helmet and long, thin nose. The drummer on the right is in white and black polka dots with a black cylindrical helmet.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Vibram FiveFingers running shoe.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Home. Guest Dog is over and playing with the Boy's horrid new toy

Guest Dog posing on the grass with a squeaky Donald Trump toy.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The lovely pint of post work beer that wouldn't upload.

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

He says he's " ing t rai an rmy nd mar on ndon"

Norman Collier

000

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Friday

Peter Serafinowicz advertising kitchen gun. I LOVE YOU, KITCHEN GUN!

Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes."

Two boiled eggs, shelled and in plastic packaging.