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Jez

@uranium8.bsky.social
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I ain't here on business baby, I'm only here for fun.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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PeatWorrier @peatworrier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In legal crowdfunding news, the Dundee branch of the Universities and Colleges Union @UCU is seeking support to bring judicial review proceedings to challenge governance decisions by the University Court to cut staff through compulsory redundancies. www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/judicial-r...
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Judicial Review of Governance at Dundee University
DUCU is raising funds for a Judicial Review of the governance decisions that led the University Court to approve compulsory redundancies.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's get this SLOW on the road.
Painting the word SLOW on a road
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you are in your fifties and people see that vacant expression. Don't worry, it's okay, generally we are just trying to remember the word "Syphon". Suck it up!
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I went to see Bilal (the gaffer) last Wednesday and he was absolutely top notch with the stuff he said! Go this weekend while you have the chance! (Daniel not included IYKYK).
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It is more clear to me than ever that, currently,the biggest single obstacle to Scottish independence is the leadership of the SNP.
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K M Flett @keithbeard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Prince Harry is back, but after Jean Baudrillard, he only exists now as a creation of the media wp.me/p15p2Q-hu6
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Prince Harry returns…
Visit the post for more.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Odyssey? Personally I'd have preferred more Sirens.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
People claim that pirates love booty, but they really treasure chests.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I think I've over Limmy'd. @limmy.com
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
1972, a crap commando unit was sent to an urban farm for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped to the Ayrshire countryside. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a proglem & no one else can help, maybe you can hire The Good Team.
Llama, sheep, cow, cockerel, goat
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"They make a desert and call it peace" comes from the Roman historian Tacitus in his work Agricola (chapter 30), written around 98 AD. It is part of a speech by Calgacus, a Caledonian chieftain, criticizing Roman imperialism. Calgacus hadn't finished: "the fuckin' daft cunts".
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So tired of the whining on here about WW3. Don't they realise we're still not out of WW2? Just ask South America.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Do YOU live in Glasgow? Do you have FRIENDS? Recommend they come to this tomorrow!
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Bruce Lee remembering the time me and Kenny put bubble wrap under all the rugs in Chuck Norris's appartment.
Bruce Lee smiles to himself, top off, eating with chopsticks.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
GLASGOW INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL! Catch me, Ashley Frieze and Edi Johnston with our three-hander hour MUSICAL CHAIRS on March 14th. Get your tickets now please.
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Musical Chairs: Musical Stand-Up Comedy with Friz Frizzle and Friends - Glasgow International Comedy Festival
A concentrated blast of musical stand-up comedy.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 29/01/2026
This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.
A photo that appears to have a "gettyimages" watermark but the watermark is actually painted directly on the bridge.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/01/2026
this is fucking incredible
After 48 hours of torture, Dr. Christie wrote a forced confession - “the best thing I ever wrote,” he later told the BBC, noting that he had made sure the confession included “all my recommendations to the African National Congress” about the best way to sabotage Koeberg and other facilities. “And, gloriously, the judge read it out in court,” Dr. Christie added. “So my recommendations went from the judge’s mouth” straight to the A.N.C.

Two years later, in December 1982, Korberg was bombed by white A.N.C. operatives who had gotten jobs at the facility. They followed Dr. Christie’s instructions to the letter.
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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
My Brother in Law is a music snob:
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Alternative Unforgiven: "You're right, Alice. C'mon Skinny, let's string these fuckers up." Fin.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Oliver Hardy and Ronnie O'Sullivan Sandy? Are you sure? Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise those two anywhere.
Tosh from Shetland.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Another nice full room for FUNNY TURN. Find out why it's so popular, 4pm, Whistlebinkies #EdFringe
Friz Frizzle performing on stage.
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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
If you've not seen it before - Rick Wakeman's story about Ozzy Osbourne www.youtube.com/shorts/42Oan...
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Rick Wakeman’s Ozzy Osbourne Story Is Superb 😂 #funny #funnyshorts #funnyvideo #comedy
YouTube video by Very British Humour
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
So is Signal allowed to be installed on US government devices or not? Were they using their own phones or not. And were they accessing from a multitude of worldwide locations - including Russia?
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Let's be quite clear: this is the end of the Labour Party.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Isn't it quite odd that Canada's head of state has remained silent so far on the current US president's threats to its sovereignty?
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Rumpole of the Bailey Reminds me baby of you
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
All these years and it turns out I'm "The Pretender"! You won't believe the packed lunch I've got. I tried a few of 'em. Skittles, lovely ❤️
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I'm looking forward to when the "AI" is smart enough to not try to sell me stuff I'VE ALREADY FUCKIN' BOUGHT!
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Scott Ryan @scottryanfmp.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The Blue Rose Magazine is returning for one FINAL issue. We are doing Issue #18 as a tribute to David Lynch. Order now and complete your collection. @thornewip.bsky.social @courtenaycal.bsky.social #davidlynch #twinpeaks www.bluerosemag.com?product=issu... Cover photo Courtesy of Random House
Cover of Issue 18 of The Blue Rose with David Lynch on the cover
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
In this weather, please, pub goers: it's out or in! No hesitation.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Went to see the new Gladiator film. Camp as fuck and almost literally jumped the shark half way through. But with enough suspended disbelief it's quite a fun romp. And looks great on superscreen.
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drew astolfi @drewastolfi.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Had a little fun last week interrupting the Tax Foundation's annual celebration of greed.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
I went to see "The Killer" today. Now I have The Smiths earworms reminding me of all my previous assassinations. Heaven knows I'm miserable now. (Discarded Draft)
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