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Clown Chowda

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the world's greatest clown. ever. period. honk honk whoop whoop! grown ass adult man

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Clown Chowda @clownchowdasbigtop.bsky.social · 51m
when the dextroamphetamines kick in and you start asking others for experience on logistical questions
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chupabara.bsky.social @chupabara.bsky.social · 9h
Its all happening on instagram
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BREAKING: The fish that ate a “booty flake” will be returning in a dedicated ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ season 18 episode Via @dexerto.bsky.social
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Kris 🐾💜✨ @krisispiss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love ffxiv so much
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 5h
Juice xkcd.com/3308/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people, one with a ponytail, sitting and typing at terminals opposite each other. A sign on the wall reads “Juice Mission Control,” with JUICE in huge letters.] PERSON 1: Jupiter Icy Moons Exploder checkin is complete. All systems nominal. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail. [People turn to look at each other.] PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Jupiter Icy Moons *Explorer*. (3) [Person 1 turns back to his terminal.] (4) PERON 1: Control, everything is fine, but I need to schedule an urgent spacecraft update. [Person 2 facepalms] PERSON 2: Oh no.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 3h
If Judge Judy ever talked to me like that, I would lunge for that guard's gun so fast
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Dragamation @dragamation.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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maindain @maindain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
posting the gif i made here too #undertale
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AidanOP @endlessconfusion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like how the nurse calls her patient "the masturbator"
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i found an archived version of the website on the top right and holyy i hit gold
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Alleesaur 🌺🦖 @alleesaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[ #oc ] successful hunt :3
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
If you're too scared on Halloween, let someone know. Tell a friend or family member
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DARK ekirb 😈 (watching dbs movies) @existingkirb.bsky.social · 13h
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TysoBro @tysobro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Slendy vs Jeff #creepypasta
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 08/02/2025
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scorpy @socpens.com · 29/08/2026
turned on my xbox 360 and this immediately popped up
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 23/09/2026
He fuckin haaates the pumpkin king
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JCPORTALS @jcportals.net · 03/10/2026
for a limited time you can get KIPIDON: WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU for just under 2 GREASY DOLLARS
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Zeurel @zeurel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make stuff. For the love of all that there is, please just keep making stuff! Doesn't matter if it's bad, good etc. Just *keep* making stuff.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
fuck you @tsa.gov
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graet @graetgalaxy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Al, old buddy, you came to just the right genie with just the right cosmic powers for a job like this! Of course I can kill Jasmine so that we can play Roblox and eat peanut butter crackers together! Now, you just stand back and let me work my magic; one dead wife, comin' up!
Genie aladdin
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
weird route
Noelle hunched over Kris yelling at them: "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CAST A SPELL I DONT KNOW" berdly is in the background Noelle shooting lightning out of her fingertips as she yellsok uh... berdly is transformed into that thing daffy turned into in the cartoon Duck Amuck. I guess if you've never seen that it doesn't make sense. Kris stares in disbelief. berdly says "...I dont feel so good guys..."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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Nick @nickpowell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The original comic from above, edited so the middle panel is replaced with two panels of the crip walking dog. The man is just as disgusted as before
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Miles Games (Moxxie) @milesgames.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/04/2026
Grammar xkcd.com/3229/
Comic. [Teacher with shoulder-length light hair talking to two students seated at desks.] TEACHER: *Grammar* is one of the most popular ways to structure a language, ahead of rival methods such as *WORDS ORDER WORDS RANDOM WORDS WORDS RANDOM GOOD* and *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 10/06/2026
Nostalgia Content xkcd.com/3256/
Comic. [Person in front of images of pogs, a Tamagotchi, and huge fungal tower over mossy ground.] PERSON: Who else remembers pogs? Tamagotchis? Vast forests of prototaxites towering over the mossy landscape as armored fish stir in the deep? [caption] Due to a database error, millennial nostalgia now includes a portion of the Early Devonian.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/07/2026
Asteroid Threat xkcd.com/3265/
Comic. [Two images of Earth, one centered on Africa, with a dotted line behind, and the other in the foreground with a target marked in the Indian Ocean.] [caption] Dire news: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth exactly *opposite* the Yucatán Peninsula, bringing *back* the dinosaurs.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/08/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC.
Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic_hedgehog

Hey @NYCMayor, there milight be a small crater caused by a Chaos Emerald tomorrow. Sorry about that!

Wanna see who can fix it faster?

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
sonics kind of a twink if you think about it. piec a shit.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i never thought about it but he looks like an impotent caricature of joe rogan
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the robotniks can trace our legacy to the first men when the great hunter/gatherer Ugg Bigrocknik finally defeated his nemesis, a very fast velociraptor who wore a pair of Nike's.
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Cherry! 🍒 @cherriicola.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Eggman: Let there be Monkeys

Kiki: Awesome! Thanks God!

Eggman: Let there be Monkey destruction switch

Kiki: Dude....wtf?
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Jeol @unclejeol.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
just created thing
thing
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/05/2026
Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/
Comic. [Person 1 sitting at desk typing on laptop while Person 2 with shoulder-length hair stands behind.] PERSON 1: Aw man, speedrun.com removed my world record just because I listened to lateralus and ænima to get in the flow. PERSON 2: Oh, a copyright thing? PERSON 1: No, they don’t allow tool-assisted speedruns.
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[0009201] Man attacked himself "in a time before time"
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
[0006544] Dwarf likes to consume Unknown Leaves
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Can we normalize bathtub gin?
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 24/08/2026
tried to make a new kind of greeting card but i lost too much of the card and now i just have a haunting thing
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I live here
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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