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Clockwise Earlobe

@clockwise-earlobe.bsky.social
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Math obsesses bisexual enbie. She/her

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YonKaGor @yonkagor.fish · 02/03/2026
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YonKaGor @yonkagor.fish · 27/11/2025
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
"Everything happens for a reason." That reason is apparently to induce panic attacks in me on a daily basis.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/11/2024
the gender troll blocklist i started yesterday now stands at 972 boring losers bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Yes yes yes. I have run a 24/7, 365 operation since I got elected. I have a permanent campaign HQ that rotates between off-year and on-year organizing. People thought it was nuts when I first set it up. I said you’re setting yourself up for disaster if you only show up 6 mos before an election.
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Ms. Wong @mauiwong.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
They can't take it back, either. And they don't care.
1 week later and Dems are still crying bcuz a candidate who

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-openly supports gside

-cop cities

- 4 more years of insufferable Bidenomics

social media/free

speech regulation

flip flops on major policies

fumbled their Igbtq base at the last minute

lost an election

Then making it ONLY about misogyny & racism to give themselves permission to act like

horrible people
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Chuck Schumer proposed the “No Kings Act.” Tell Congress: Pass a constitutional amendment restoring presidential liability – because those who criminally abuse the office must be held accountable. No one is above the law: We elect presidents, NOT kings. Please sign to show your support and share.
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Tell Congress: America Elects Presidents, Not Kings
The Supreme Court declared that criminal law doesn’t apply when you’re Donald Trump or any other president using the powers of the office. Demand a constitutional amendment now.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
If RFK jr ruins my lifelong streak of not getting food poisoning I’m going to kill his dad
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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Clockwise Earlobe @clockwise-earlobe.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Remember the 14th amendment did more than just abolish non-penal slavery: it also made it unconstitutional for someone who participated in or supported an insurrection to take power w/o 2/3rds vote from congress, we still have a chance. 14th amendment link: constitution.congress.gov/constitution...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/09/2024
"Because Trump has become so 'red pilled' and demented that he can no longer speak in ways that are intelligible to normal people, it was inevitable it would come out of his mouth on the debate stage, revealing to millions of Americans just how out of touch with reality he is" - @lizdye.bsky.social
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Trump's racist pet hoax exposes weirdo meme culture to normies
It's a case of suicide by meme.
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Well JD Vance just dropped his summer reading list.
A book entitled how to date furniture.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 31/08/2024
Sky Alarm xkcd.com/2979
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
don’t forget to take your meds
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 19/08/2024
JD Vance talks like some trad freak with a baseball teams worth of kids but he only actually has two. Everytime he gets that wild look in his eyes, his wife hands him a raw potato and he starts eating it until he’s not horny anymore.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 24/08/2024
Eating an entire large Dominos pizza at this 6 year olds birthday party to assert my dominance
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/08/2024
Why does every RFK jr. story feel like a German fairytale used to scare children
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
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­🦋­ ­Bluesky Support­ ­🦋­ ­(­­unofficial) @bsky.support · 25/08/2024
this is an official bluesky account
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Car horns should have two buttons like modern toilet flushing mechanisms. One for "the light has been green for some time now friend" and another for "you almost killed us all mfer"
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm just about out of clean shoes
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Fae’rynn is Writing @faerynnistired.itch.io · 15/08/2024
$10,923/$15,000 raised with like 2 weeks to go. please help a desperate girl out to get this surgery 🙏 (and for all the support so far, ya’ll have my deepest thanks. you’ve been incredible to me and i’m never gonna forget how many showed up for me) www.gofundme.com/f/help-fae-g...
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Help Fae get Bottom Surgery, organized by Fae Rynn
Hello, my name is Fae and I’m a transfem lesbian and an indie writer raising funds for bottom sur… Fae Rynn needs your support for Help Fae get Bottom Surgery
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 12/08/2024
been trying to figure out why i feel so unsettled today and i realized it’s because i’m awake
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Clockwise Earlobe @clockwise-earlobe.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
I created a truth social account to do some trolling and while I knew Kamala HQ was on there, I didn't expect THIS
A screenshot of the part of account creation process on truth social where you must choose 3 accounts to follow. The visible users to follow from top to bottom are @realDonaldTrump, @KamalaHQ, @JDVance1, @TuckerCarlson, @shawnryanshow, @TheDailyWire and @JudgeJeanine.
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Clockwise Earlobe @clockwise-earlobe.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
If I was about the start a fight and the announcer said "wallop" to start it, idgaf about who I'm supposed to punch; the announcer is going to be dead by the end of the hour.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/08/2024
how am i supposed to get any work done today
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KamalaHQ (automated mirror) @kamalahqrepeater.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Undercover video of Project 2025 leader: The campaign selected me to write the platform because they agree with my policy ideas. My relationship with Trump is great. We will be able to get our policies to him in whatever position we're at
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/08/2024
REPORTER: Mr Trump said he wants to make American affordable again. Your response? BIDEN: He ought to get a job
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Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads
REPORTER: Mr Trump said he wants to make American affordable again. Your response? BIDEN: He ought to get a job
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Clockwise Earlobe @clockwise-earlobe.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Just left the other place. Was @ap3r50ma minus the leet speak, still that on most platforms. I just don't want a specific person to track me here so no google searching for them!
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