He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ahh yeah here he comes, big double a, aaron boone himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart. #mlb 001
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026guy at the gym said "you may laugh at my undersized penis but..." and then proceeded to give me an ear full as if he didn't just give me permission 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026BIG FISH 2 Edward: "I've told you a thousand stories, Will. You knows 'em all." Will: "But they're not true, dad! They never happened. There never was a lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts. There never was a drag queen making accusations of racism. There never was a therapist accused of ableism" 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026y'all mind if this white girl speaks a little chinese? 041
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026couples therapist awarded the session to my wife again but he said that it was "closer than ever" and that i have shown "great improvement and potential" 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026they should get the fruit fly to study a genetics textbook 001
Reposted by He/Him Hate MeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A lot of people asking me how this isn't the New InfoWars and guess what maybe it is? 2833729441
Reposted by He/Him Hate Mecee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky 35482071908
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026days like these im glad i never got into radiohead 000
Reposted by He/Him Hate MeInside Ukraine 🇺🇦 @insideukraine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Ukraine's women's saber team defeated the Russian team. This advanced Ukrainians to the quarterfinals of the World Championships in Hong Kong. 19569104
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026here's what it would look like if you applied as black or chinese 000
Reposted by He/Him Hate MeAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’m emailing your employer about your Lindsey graham joke to let them know you showed a lot of initiative and creativity out there 112053144
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026winning the #worldcup would have been cultural appropriation and so maybe it's better we lost 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026me shortly after my pilot instructor forbid me from doing a loop de loop: yea, so he just grabbed his phone and jumped out the plane. really weird stuff. 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026if the mighty ducks played soccer instead of hockey, cabo verde would be the feared rival in the second one #WorldCup 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026i'm curious what this venn diagram should look like #WorldCup 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026you could make the #WorldCup better by reducing the number of players to 3 a side and then make them all cars 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026americans after watching soccer for the first time in 4 years: they should remove offsides, make injury time more discrete.... europeans after watching the rizzler for the first time: he should eat more healthy, where are his parents?,... 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026it should be illegal to quote the good-hearted with (sic) for something embarassing. just edit it, you saw the error, c'mon man 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026gen z eve: not me eating the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 14/06/2026there ought to be a subreddit for sharing each city's 'local guy'. they're so fascinating, unique, and are part of each city's local folklore. in ottawa, we have a guy who dresses *incredibly* well, and then walks in super slow-motion all over town. 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 04/06/2026thank you gemini and youtube to help me understand such important questions 000
Reposted by He/Him Hate MeInternet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 14/05/2026Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV" 9163331402
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 13/05/2026very little feels as redeeming as having a reddit comment be downvoted initially but rallies and reaches positive numbers before the post goes cold 000
Reposted by He/Him Hate Mebeany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Social Media in 2035 8495412247
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 10/05/2026the modern testicle care routine is taking up too much damn time!!! 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 24/04/2026i have invented a vuvuzela you can bang on the glass at hockey games for peak sports watching enjoyment 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 21/04/2026skating towards the goalie as he freezes the puck with a sign that says FREE HUGS #nhl 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 18/04/2026in the #nba, ball don't lie. but in the #nhl puck DO lie. puck lie all the time! 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 12/04/2026if pinocchio were ever upset with geppetto he could call him "gay pedo" or maybe even "gestapo" if he slurs it 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 12/04/2026when i was that age people must have been far happier because there certainly wasnt that high of a % of pretty people 000