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He/Him Hate Me

@cliffysmith.bsky.social
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Reformed faker of funk on a nasty dunk.

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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ahh yeah here he comes, big double a, aaron boone himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart. #mlb
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tbh i don't get all the taylor swift hate.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Hang on.
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
video games have come a long way
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
guy at the gym said "you may laugh at my undersized penis but..." and then proceeded to give me an ear full as if he didn't just give me permission
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
j.d. vance:
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BIG FISH 2 Edward: "I've told you a thousand stories, Will. You knows 'em all." Will: "But they're not true, dad! They never happened. There never was a lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts. There never was a drag queen making accusations of racism. There never was a therapist accused of ableism"
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
y'all mind if this white girl speaks a little chinese?
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
couples therapist awarded the session to my wife again but he said that it was "closer than ever" and that i have shown "great improvement and potential"
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they should get the fruit fly to study a genetics textbook
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A lot of people asking me how this isn't the New InfoWars and guess what maybe it is?
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
days like these im glad i never got into radiohead
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Inside Ukraine 🇺🇦 @insideukraine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ukraine's women's saber team defeated the Russian team. This advanced Ukrainians to the quarterfinals of the World Championships in Hong Kong.
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
here's what it would look like if you applied as black or chinese
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m emailing your employer about your Lindsey graham joke to let them know you showed a lot of initiative and creativity out there
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
winning the #worldcup would have been cultural appropriation and so maybe it's better we lost
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
me shortly after my pilot instructor forbid me from doing a loop de loop: yea, so he just grabbed his phone and jumped out the plane. really weird stuff.
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
this was about mike vrabel lol
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
if the mighty ducks played soccer instead of hockey, cabo verde would be the feared rival in the second one #WorldCup
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i'm curious what this venn diagram should look like #WorldCup
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
you could make the #WorldCup better by reducing the number of players to 3 a side and then make them all cars
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
americans after watching soccer for the first time in 4 years: they should remove offsides, make injury time more discrete.... europeans after watching the rizzler for the first time: he should eat more healthy, where are his parents?,...
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
it should be illegal to quote the good-hearted with (sic) for something embarassing. just edit it, you saw the error, c'mon man
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i, an ass man: tit men are such scum
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i deserve a writing credit for #Obsession
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
gen z eve: not me eating the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
maga calls this one "g.o.a.t. see"
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
there ought to be a subreddit for sharing each city's 'local guy'. they're so fascinating, unique, and are part of each city's local folklore. in ottawa, we have a guy who dresses *incredibly* well, and then walks in super slow-motion all over town.
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
thank you gemini and youtube to help me understand such important questions
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
was the grink there
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 14/05/2026
Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"
A box that says onion bloom maker. There is a sticker that says similar to item seen on TV
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
very little feels as redeeming as having a reddit comment be downvoted initially but rallies and reaches positive numbers before the post goes cold
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
you've now been goatse'ed
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Social Media in 2035
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Peggy March @rebelgeo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
@jamesgis.bsky.social
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/05/2026
day 377 of the millennial song wars opens with a burst of machine gun fire from the other side of no man's land. A trench spotter calls out: defector from an MGMT camp sighted fleeing in our direction. The lieutenant asks, Electric Feel or Kids? Response: the soldier wears the tattered olive gray uniform of a Kids-aligned faction. No quarter will be granted. We raise our rifles over the trench and sight our target.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
the same as in the quoted post but it's a Pic of a Jim Carrey talkin with his butt in ace ventura
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
the modern testicle care routine is taking up too much damn time!!!
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
trump got fallmogged by justin trudeau
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
me when i see a pic of Mrs. Met
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i have invented a vuvuzela you can bang on the glass at hockey games for peak sports watching enjoyment
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
he was great!
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
skating towards the goalie as he freezes the puck with a sign that says FREE HUGS #nhl
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
in the #nba, ball don't lie. but in the #nhl puck DO lie. puck lie all the time!
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
if pinocchio were ever upset with geppetto he could call him "gay pedo" or maybe even "gestapo" if he slurs it
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
when i was that age people must have been far happier because there certainly wasnt that high of a % of pretty people
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