He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ahh yeah here he comes, big double a, aaron boone himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart. #mlb 001
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i have always said hot dogs would be even better if they had more bugs in them 030
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026guy at the gym said "you may laugh at my undersized penis but..." and then proceeded to give me an ear full as if he didn't just give me permission 000
Reposted by He/Him Hate MeDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 2070657
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026trying to find a video game where dogs drive cars? 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026BIG FISH 2 Edward: "I've told you a thousand stories, Will. You knows 'em all." Will: "But they're not true, dad! They never happened. There never was a lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts. There never was a drag queen making accusations of racism. There never was a therapist accused of ableism" 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026y'all mind if this white girl speaks a little chinese? 041
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the guy who made the YouTube logo lists this as one of his artistic inspirations 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026couples therapist awarded the session to my wife again but he said that it was "closer than ever" and that i have shown "great improvement and potential" 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026they should get the fruit fly to study a genetics textbook 001
Reposted by He/Him Hate MeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A lot of people asking me how this isn't the New InfoWars and guess what maybe it is? 2833726440
Reposted by He/Him Hate Mecee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky 35482151909
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026my dad's computer used to look like this. then i downloaded a virus and it got all slow and couldn't support all them taskbars anymore. he got so mad at me. 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026days like these im glad i never got into radiohead 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026a bond girl died from doing this. this is crazy 0220
Reposted by He/Him Hate MeInside Ukraine 🇺🇦 @insideukraine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Ukraine's women's saber team defeated the Russian team. This advanced Ukrainians to the quarterfinals of the World Championships in Hong Kong. 19568103
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 25/07/2026when you love what you do, you don't work a day in your life 090
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026you can do stuff like this when you are gifted $40B 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026here's what it would look like if you applied as black or chinese 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026tacit admission that lindsey graham WAS killed in ukraine. 070
Reposted by He/Him Hate MeAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’m emailing your employer about your Lindsey graham joke to let them know you showed a lot of initiative and creativity out there 112050144
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026winning the #worldcup would have been cultural appropriation and so maybe it's better we lost 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026me shortly after my pilot instructor forbid me from doing a loop de loop: yea, so he just grabbed his phone and jumped out the plane. really weird stuff. 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026if the mighty ducks played soccer instead of hockey, cabo verde would be the feared rival in the second one #WorldCup 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026please ask about the maryland flag when doing this poll 040
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026i'm curious what this venn diagram should look like #WorldCup 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026you could make the #WorldCup better by reducing the number of players to 3 a side and then make them all cars 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026americans after watching soccer for the first time in 4 years: they should remove offsides, make injury time more discrete.... europeans after watching the rizzler for the first time: he should eat more healthy, where are his parents?,... 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026it should be illegal to quote the good-hearted with (sic) for something embarassing. just edit it, you saw the error, c'mon man 000
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026i think the estranged brother angle of Warrior (2011) would make for a much higher stakes pickleball film 010
He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026gen z eve: not me eating the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil 000