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He/Him Hate Me

@cliffysmith.bsky.social
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Reformed faker of funk on a nasty dunk.

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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is the book better than the movie?
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ahh yeah here he comes, big double a, aaron boone himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart. #mlb
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tbh i don't get all the taylor swift hate.
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i have always said hot dogs would be even better if they had more bugs in them
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Hang on.
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
video games have come a long way
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
guy at the gym said "you may laugh at my undersized penis but..." and then proceeded to give me an ear full as if he didn't just give me permission
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
j.d. vance:
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
trying to find a video game where dogs drive cars?
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BIG FISH 2 Edward: "I've told you a thousand stories, Will. You knows 'em all." Will: "But they're not true, dad! They never happened. There never was a lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts. There never was a drag queen making accusations of racism. There never was a therapist accused of ableism"
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
y'all mind if this white girl speaks a little chinese?
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the guy who made the YouTube logo lists this as one of his artistic inspirations
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
couples therapist awarded the session to my wife again but he said that it was "closer than ever" and that i have shown "great improvement and potential"
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they should get the fruit fly to study a genetics textbook
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A lot of people asking me how this isn't the New InfoWars and guess what maybe it is?
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
grogu stickers is innocent!
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my dad's computer used to look like this. then i downloaded a virus and it got all slow and couldn't support all them taskbars anymore. he got so mad at me.
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
days like these im glad i never got into radiohead
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
which kind?
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
a bond girl died from doing this. this is crazy
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
can u post porn gifs on bsky??
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Inside Ukraine 🇺🇦 @insideukraine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ukraine's women's saber team defeated the Russian team. This advanced Ukrainians to the quarterfinals of the World Championships in Hong Kong.
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
when you love what you do, you don't work a day in your life
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
is the cat chinese or korean?
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
you can do stuff like this when you are gifted $40B
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
here's what it would look like if you applied as black or chinese
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i thought you were dead
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
tacit admission that lindsey graham WAS killed in ukraine.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m emailing your employer about your Lindsey graham joke to let them know you showed a lot of initiative and creativity out there
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
winning the #worldcup would have been cultural appropriation and so maybe it's better we lost
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
me shortly after my pilot instructor forbid me from doing a loop de loop: yea, so he just grabbed his phone and jumped out the plane. really weird stuff.
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
this was about mike vrabel lol
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
if the mighty ducks played soccer instead of hockey, cabo verde would be the feared rival in the second one #WorldCup
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
please ask about the maryland flag when doing this poll
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
like you wouldnt
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i'm curious what this venn diagram should look like #WorldCup
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
you could make the #WorldCup better by reducing the number of players to 3 a side and then make them all cars
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
americans after watching soccer for the first time in 4 years: they should remove offsides, make injury time more discrete.... europeans after watching the rizzler for the first time: he should eat more healthy, where are his parents?,...
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
it should be illegal to quote the good-hearted with (sic) for something embarassing. just edit it, you saw the error, c'mon man
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i think the estranged brother angle of Warrior (2011) would make for a much higher stakes pickleball film
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
which one got the pipe strip?
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i, an ass man: tit men are such scum
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i deserve a writing credit for #Obsession
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
gen z eve: not me eating the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil
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He/Him Hate Me @cliffysmith.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
maga calls this one "g.o.a.t. see"
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