Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yesterday, as we drove back from the Strongman in Sheffield (was good: the men and women were strong), we went through West Auckland and learned a fun bit of sports history www.westaucklandtownafc.co.uk/history/westaucklandtownafc.co.ukHistory 000
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Went to the Strongman today, and there are also Strongwomen. Same events, same kit, same prizes (lower weights). OMG these women! Rachel did a 230kg deadlift for the first time in her life, then did 2 more! 000
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Everyone is hung up on the address bit, but I think it's very important that we remember *someone* does need to have the "transistor thinker" knowledge/skills. Not everyone can be looking only at the big picture all the time. 010
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why would Prime think that, having watched episode 12 yesterday, when I select "keep watching", I would want to start with episode 12? 000
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oh good, migraine aura while I'm trying to do Disclosure Scotland for my new job. Proving I'm not a wrong'un while working entirely in peripheral vision 120
Reposted by LizSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 159190993844
Reposted by LizNat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"My house and his house are two different houses, territories overlaid and overlapping. Our topographies don’t yet mesh; we are both creeping around each other’s edges, living together but apart." My first few weeks with a cat. nothingbutawordbag.substack.com/p/where-a-ca... 1619164
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Home from the pub, dry off from the rain, remember a) there's a cupcake to eat b) there's a Taskmaster to watch c) there's no need to get up early tomorrow 030
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Is bluesky furious with @cineworld.bsky.social today? I don't know if they even check here, but fuck me this is a bad change 010
Reposted by LizBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My classics Phd professor: “I want you to do a thesis” Me: “you want me to kill a minotaur?” Them: “congratulations, you’ve passed” 024641
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I've said it before, but it remains true. It's great going to the pub with a bunch of pals. Plus, we made an extra plan to go to the movies tomorrow as I have been spreading the word about Coyote vs Acme 010
Reposted by LizMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When you're really good at your job: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s... 1233649528
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Movie recommendation: The Incomer. Nice and folkloric, got a wizard in, definitely a real wizard. 020
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I shall be starting Taskmaster late this evening because I need to go to the shop for my little treats. I was going to go earlier, but the chatty neighbour could be heard in the hallway, and I couldn't face the small talk. She wants to be my friend. She keeps bringing me cheese. She can't be stopped 320
Reposted by LizBen Miller @extinctmonsters.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The internet was absolutely a mistake but this is one of like five admissible pieces of evidence that it’s good actually 328999
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Tourists Close The Door Challenge I don't care that you'll be "good for 8-10 hours". I don't care if you have a shower now, nor if you go to Starbucks round the corner first. Just shut the damn door and stop hollering outside my flat. 000
Reposted by Lizcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 10/04/2024ME: I wish I’d listened better to the rules GENIE: you’re exceptionally bad at this 7990261
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I am 6' tall. I am not slight of frame. I am wearing a chartruese dress that goes from my neck to my wrists and past my knees. And yet, invisible! I know this, because of the number of people who walked into me today. 000
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I have one item of clothing with words on. I'm wearing it today 020
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Well, now I don't know who is the best living person anymore. 010
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026'Tis a terrible thing when the delivery men make me do the exercise I keep saying I'll do anyway, and drop things at the bottom of the stairs, forcing me to climb all 4 flights for no other purpose 000
Reposted by LizGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026GUYS I LOST THIS AGES AGO, HOORAY FOR MY NONSENSE ALSO BEING IN OTHER PEOPLE'S 'RANDOM STUFF' FOLDERS 26913
Reposted by Lizm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside 131999298
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I will label approximately half your boxes "novelty mugs". If you are lucky, it will be "novelty mugs (bedroom)" 000
Reposted by LizGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/08/2026when i die I want to be buried in rollerskates so that if zombie shit happens I'll be the funniest undead to watch 10518124
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Am quick to grumble about chatbots, so in the spirit of fairness, Oura's version just gave a very good solution to my problem with no fuss. Ring (>2years old) stopped charging, they looked at the diagnostics, and are sending me a new ring to replace it. 010
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026You know what's a culture shock? Greenland to the Edinburgh Fringe. I was in Ittoqqortoormiit on Sunday. Population 350. I think there's that many people standing on my street at the moment. 120
Reposted by LizKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 14/10/2023🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse 🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse 🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse 7454631754
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Took me three readings to work out that a child with a vendetta didn't kill this lady's parents in a garden somehow 172
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 02/08/2026There's an advert that shows up a lot on my favourite podcast and the person who does it has the most annoying voice, and I just don't understand how that actor was cast. It's a straight "you should buy our product to solve this problem" advert, not a silly character type. 000
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 31/07/2026App Dongle Elbow bump Squooshy Unsubscribe (Dishonourable mention to ivermectin) 110
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 31/07/2026So, Spidey was deliberately doing Columbo, right? In that scene where he was totally being Columbo? 000
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I firmly believe that every adult needs at least 2 friends who you can message something like "I ate an apple" or "I tidied my room" and know you'll get praise back. 160
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 29/07/2026My flat has 6 rooms plus the hallway. It is usual to have 3 of these spaces tidy. It is possible to have 4. I'm seeing if I can get to 6. Current total? 0. Total before I started? 4. 150
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Today's idiot tourist trying to break into my flat was a specially stupid version: she failed to get in with her keys (obv), didn't apologise when greeted with my standard "people don't like it when you try to break into their home", but best of all, the door wasn't even locked when she tried 110
Reposted by LizBig Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Let's play "Guess How Many Books I Sell Today". I'm working until about 10pm, so there's plenty of time for book sales! Nearest guess wins a book of their choice, up to about a tenner or thereabouts. Reply with your guess before 1.45pm (and please repost). GOOD LUCK! #ghmbist 361725
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Finally got round to seeing Obsession. Much preferred it to Backrooms. So maybe I'm not totally alienated from The Young, I just didn't like one of their movies. To be very middle aged about it, though, man it's good to go see a horror film at 10 on a Saturday morning 000
Reposted by LizSam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Ever read a take so stupid that you feel like it's just punched you in the face? 69716171
Liz @classytart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Great moon just now, moon fans. All peachy coloured from the central belt 010
Reposted by LizAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this 100133781950
