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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MAN. I'M GLAD I WASN'T AN IPAD KID

-(FLASHBACK) THE 90'S-

MOMMA CAN I HAVE SODIE POP

HERE. GO OUTSIDE AND I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU UNTIL EITHER 10P.M. OR THEY DROP AN AMBER ALERT.

Kid sits in the darkness with sodie pop illuminated by the orange streetlight
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Mike Lacher @mikelacher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i rebooted minesweeper as a AAA shooter. loot boxes coming soon minesweeper.mikelacher.com
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OpenAI just blooped hundreds of proofs and counterexamples to open problems: github.com/openai/math/... Boggling.
github.com
math/preprints at main · openai/math
Contribute to openai/math development by creating an account on GitHub.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Clamatius @clamatius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BatMUD makes the list as the first internet game I played, in 1990. It's still going!
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Clamatius @clamatius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
9 games: Tetris; Portal; Guild Wars; Dwarf Fortress; Factorio; Dark Souls; Red Dead Redemption II; BatMUD; Path of Exile
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You're awake! Gosh, how wonderful! You hit your head in early 2016 and have been asleep ever since. I'm so glad you're back. Come downstairs. The sun is shining. I made pancakes. Did you have any dreams?
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Clamatius @clamatius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We are rapidly heading towards Turing police. It is very strange to see this stuff from the book I loved in '85 start playing out in front of us.
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/09/2026
it’s still early but my fantasy team is crushing. I probably could have won with sauron alone
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Never thought software would ruin a philosophy problem, but here we are. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scratc... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
4-panel SMBC comic update. Two people talk as they walk down the street. The man asks "do you think p-zombies are possible? Beings that are outwardly conscious but with no internal world?" The woman answers "Not for long, no. Just take your p-zombie and put it in a harness with a scratchpad." The woman gets more intense as she continues to explain : "now it has a physical record of interiority. All you have to do is take that record, shove it up the p-zombie’s ass, and now it is literally internal." The man responds, saying "I don’t know if that last part is okay," so the woman reassures him by saying "no, no, it isn’t conscious until after."
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We're about 6 weeks away from being able to do an Only Transporter Problem book. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/transp... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com #comics #startrek
Part 1/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update. Two men are hiking in the woods with large backpacks. One asks "why do you think society in star trek is so peaceful?" The second answers "post-scarcity." When the first man asks if the second meant no worries about money, the second man explains with a hopeful smile : "no, they're post-scarcity on murder. Every time you get someone to use the teleporter, you are killing them. Imagine the peace of mind from knowing that if you don’t like someone they will almost certainly be killed later the same day."Part 2/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update. The second man keeps explaining his theory about transporters: "how could you not be happy? How could you not fan out into the galaxy, searching for ever more enemies to murder?" The first man, uneasy, says "I never thought of the transporter problem as a positive benefit." The first man corrects him: "transporter SOLUTION."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A lot of people think they could never get conned and that they would never fall for AI chatbot reality distortion. Please here me now: YES YOU COULD. And the odds are stacking up against you. One of the more unsettling interviews I've done in a while.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tiny Tim was no angel
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Clamatius @clamatius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
bravo, best metaphor yet
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Clamatius @clamatius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Maybe requirement shucking, where the compactor keeps the thing but discards the caveat? People do it all the time so why not models
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/08/2026
“Looksminimizing” is sending me
Poster on streetlight pole

CAN YOU ANTIMOG THE TRAP KING?
LOOKSMINIMIZING COMPETITION
REJECT BEAUTY *Bring your Z game*
2pm Saturday August 29
Washington Square Park NYC
Photographed by Bruce Gilden
Hosted by Nick Dove and Neoliberalhell
WRETCHES ONLY
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/08/2026
Man, all that really matters on this earth is that more people are sad than happy when you go
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The RedDot @thereddot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thank you Dolly for your music, humor, charity, advocacy, overwhelming kindness and dedication to give back to the community. You were an inspiration to me and so many others. You will be so missed.
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 21/08/2026
I love when fantasy series have a dude called something like Stephen the All-Seeing, Keeper of the Demon Sword, hero of the Volcano Age. But in some tiny village, he's known as Bees Steve, that weird guy who loves beekeeping. The more uppercase titles the legend has, the funnier the contrast is.
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Doom scrolling
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The crank doesn't actually do anything, but it makes the humans happy. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crank PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
4-panel SMBC comic update. A man is looking down, saying "I worry intellectuals like me are useless now that machines are so good at everything." A yellow robot behind him says "no, no, don't feel bad. You can still contribute to new discoveries!" The robot then gestures to metal boxes with a crank sticking out of them, with the words "math," "physics," "CS" and "philosophy" written on each box. The robot asks "now, would you like to turn the mathematics crank of the physics crank today?" The man defiantly states "no! I reject all this! I shall be a pure aesthete, concerned only with my own beautiful creations!" Shortly after, the man is scene turning the crank on a box marked "poetry" in a beautiful font as he says to himself "so... Self-actualized..."
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
PSA on the Victoria Line tube in London. Phillipson and every other GC weirdo needs to take note.
Are you having fanatical thoughts about other people's crotches?
Has hating a minority group become your entire personality?
Do you obsess over other people's toilet use?
If so, you could be a danger to others - it's time to seek help.
Contact our team: youneedhelp@leavetranspeoplealone.com
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/07/2026
based on the trailer alone I don't think Chris Nolan even played Mario Odyssey
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This thread has revealed that the biggest divide in our society is between the normal people who like sunlight in the evening and the sick freaks who want it to be dark at 5pm so they can get up to god knows what nefarious activities
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope
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zenphospress.bsky.social @zenphospress.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Cult fantasy author back in print. #FantasyBooks #ClassicFantasy #HughCook #ChroniclesOfAnAgeOfDarkness #ZenphosPress www.amazon.co.uk/Wizards-Warr...
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Gale Sinatra @galesinatra.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I think we just passed oops.
A timeline of climate change concern.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
As Trump announced his whimsy war in Iran, I was reading about another imperial campaign, long ago, against an Iranian people. I found a perspective on the wars of today, & a sense of why, beyond his obvious incompetence in military matters, Trump had to lose his. snyder.substack.com/p/of-stoicis...
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Of Stoicism and Stupor
The Wars of Marcus Aurelius and Donald Trump
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/06/2026
thinking about building a machine with a big lever. a big, beautiful lever that goes ka-chunk. I just think it’d be nice in these trying times to have a satisfying lever to pull
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lynn @chordbug.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
fixed your headline
A hit song on the Billboard 100 charts is termed *$k$-good* if it is _ever_ in a weekly top-$k$, and *$k$-immediate* if it _debuts_ in the top-$k$.


An artist is *$(n,k)$-Olivian* if their $n$ first $k$-good hits are all also $k$-immediate.

*Headline 1.* Olivia Rodrigo is the first $(10,10)$-Olivian woman.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Dad! www.smbc-comics.com/comic/number...
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Morpheus: you take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, if you— Me: are the reds more intense if you take 2? How many is too many? Never mind, how much for 6
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Clamatius @clamatius.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
only becomes worth it at scale
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The fake ads in the print edition are the best lol
Fake ad for "Smith&Wesson Baby Guns" - "If you're gonna bring them into the world, give them a fighting chance"Fake ad from The Onion for "Pills: Swallow a handful. Feel different. That's the Pills guarantee"
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