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Clair de Goon

@clairdegoon.bsky.social
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a zombie in a body with no soul

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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 12h
i'm not saying internet moderators SHOULD be sent to concentration camps, I just hope that they would have a nice time if they were to ever hypothetically end up there
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 18h
Zack Fair is really into edging. he's goon gaga
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me and the girls on our way down to the saloon
Final Fantasy VII cast gathered above the northern crater. Cloud says "all right, everyone, let's mosey"
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Many Magic the Gathering players ask the question:
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
has anyone done selfcest smut of regular Chandra and Echoverse Chandra? honestly surprised it took this long for the idea to pop into my head
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i guess the "her hands can look like this" is just my hands again but fiddling with all the robot dollies i buy with my wages
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my hands look like this: [gloves covered in human faeces] so that her hands can look like this: [image not found]
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a friendgroup of fellow thirty or forty year olds that i get together with once every week or two to play some children's card games with over a bottle or two of red wine would fix me
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i want the Tarkir Dragonstorm and Edge of Eternities and Lorwyn Eclipsed decks. yeah i bought the blue/red Secrets of Strixhaven one and haven't done anything with it but what if i had more cardboard? maybe that would give me a momentary dopamine hit
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
woman that hasn't been to the lgs since the Final Fantasy prerelease event like sixteen months ago looking at commander precons online like "but what if i DO get a chance to go play somewhere...?"
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"i bonded with a giant robot woman and now we merge to become a single entity. still a guy tho"
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i was kinda bummed i didnt get the prototype colours Missing Link Arcee, but honestly now that they're doing that Headmaster version i'm glad i dragged my feet on it
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"fellas, is it cis to turn into the head of a giant robot lady?"
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"i bonded with a giant robot woman and now we merge to become a single entity. still a guy tho"
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"fellas, is it cis to turn into the head of a giant robot lady?"
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Furman being a stodgy old weirdo about women laid the foundations for others to do the work that became trans lesbian icon Arcee, but Daniel being her Headmaster partner definitely feels like some unintentional seeds there too
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i absolutely need this 100%
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tshirt day
three All Elite Wrestling/Ring of Honor tshirts. one features chromed "rebel heart" text within a heart, another features a photo of Dalton Castle posing with his name underneath and the words "peacock power" encircling him, the third represents the Triangle of Madness with an inverted triquetra encompassing a spider, a thorny rose, and a broken heart
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
via wiktionary
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Putting the :/ in https://
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not wanting an abuser to be working in a public facing position is not the same as casting them into exile I know it feels that way when you're a fan of their public facing content, but that's kinda why it matters that they shouldn't be in that position It dilutes anything resembling consequence.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bryan Danielson returns to WHAT
Caption of video is cutoff so it says "Bryan Danielson returns to the ring to j o i"
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GenghisKait Art - OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS @gk-art.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Illustration of The Sisters of Sin, aka Skye Blue and Julia Hart from AEW
Sisters of Sin holding hands
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DiaBrave Sid @diabrave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th October 1st
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Ben @benbartlett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AEW's tribute shows are moving, beautiful and frequently some of the best pieces of television they do and I hope they never do another one again.
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
trying to take photos to send to someone and realising it is impossible for you to not look like the most gormless idiot imaginable
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
reader beware, you're in for a scare* *bad posts
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Labor being all "so much for the tolerant left!!!" over an ongoing genocide would be surprising if they hadn't been full throatedly supporting and enabling it since day one
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goose meme "what views of what is happening in the middle east??"
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October means it's Gundam Assemble month, finally bringing two of my favourite hobbies together - not building the Gunpla i buy and not painting the minis i stockpile
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
…fuck man 💔 #AEWDynamite
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Every day is a gift." fuck man, this promo from Mox hitting differently now #aewdynamite
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kogan CEO in June: Ruslan Kogan says changes to Capital Gains Tax will attract migrants motivated by “sick NDIS scams” and the welfare system." Today ATO Tax data for Kogan Pty Ltd: Income: $642.3m Taxable income: $0 Tax paid $0
Screenshot: "Sick scame": Kogan boss unleashes on Albanese government's capital gains tax changes"

rich lister Ruslan Kogan has issued an epic rant about Anthony Albanese's tax changes, warning they risk attracting a specific type of migrant to Australia'sSpreadsheet screenshot of ATO corporate tax transparency data

KOGAN AUSTRALIA PTY LTD: Total income $642,335,009; Taxable Income $0; Tax payable $0
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
being skinny and pretty probably wouldnt fix me but being fat and ugly hasn't really worked out so it'd be worth a shot
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The existence of AI Slop, implies the existence of AI Slip and AI Slap
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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we used to have a method of getting music recommendations from the computer. they were called chat rooms and message boards
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i cant believe she left Roddy to marry Mina 😔
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A huge battleship is approaching fast? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
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Dragon Ball Posts @dbposts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i know it's just the way game sizes are now but god fully redownloading 30gb just to replay a few stages feels stupidly ostentatious when i can remember the time when it would take me an hour to download a 10mb scan of an issue of a Sonic comic
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it was bothering me enough having these two levels unfinished that i went back and reinstalled the game and finally managed to get these S-ranks and then went and did the hard mode challenge acts that i hadn't even looked at before
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alex䷰trismegistus @technihilism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
weird how the government considers it has a duty of care about what information young people can see but not one to ensure they have a livable future, it's almost like its entirely about control and not protection in any way #auspol
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Mom @milph.mom · 29/09/2026
>Assault Love HRT
Gepelnitchi from Macross 7 with a trans flag overlaying them.
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i really do not have the right sort of setup for trying to take pictures like this lol
MPG Ginrai getting accosted by Legends Overlord and the Titans Return Darkwings
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i really do not have the right sort of setup for trying to take pictures like this lol
MPG Ginrai getting accosted by Legends Overlord and the Titans Return Darkwings
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i bet getting folded up to form the engine for your vehicle feels so good for the Godmaster
transformation instructions for the Ginrai godmaster from MPG Super Ginrai
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