Reposted by JonesyRachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶 851157949 0
Reposted by JonesyWorst Games Ever @worstgamesinc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026NEW EPISODE ALERT! Worst Games Ever - The Walking Dead: Destinies OUR ADRENALINE IS PUMPING! Remember The Walking Dead?! Well now you can relive (or re-dead) it in STUNNINGLY naff flashback form! LINK: youtu.be/G2zabMP-iXo 0173 0
Reposted by JonesyJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Don’t worry, we’re punishing people for being lazy and unlucky and poor while refusing to even acknowledge the existence of people who are lazy and lucky and rich. All is well in this, the best of all possible worlds.” — All politicians, all the time, FFS 09929 0
Reposted by JonesyRichard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Say what you like about the Nazis, but they put the bins out on time. 614122 0
Reposted by JonesyAsh Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 31/07/2026@mrjamesob.bsky.social it would appear that the Israelis holding to the peace announcement lasted exactly the same amount of time as Rishi Sunak thought about appointing Suella Braverman... 3268 0
Reposted by JonesyHenry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 29/07/2026update: Chris Philp has invaded France. 9450664 0
Reposted by JonesyCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan 29369602158 0
Reposted by JonesyMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20318811124816 0
Reposted by JonesyCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It’s the 10th anniversary of Brexit. Let’s have a look at how that’s going: 1974-2016: 7 prime ministers 2016-2026: 7 prime ministers I said it then. I’ll say it again. It’s a shitshow. 15722126 0
Reposted by JonesyAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 15/06/2026'We are clamping down on the harm caused by social media. 'Read all about it on the Nazi pogrom deepfake abuse website' 16259781860 0
Reposted by JonesyEastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The Nakba never ended…… 164 0
Reposted by JonesyCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't. 990272776872 0
Reposted by JonesyPhilippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 08/05/2026No money? Fuck off! 138717 0
Reposted by JonesyMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 07/05/2026This is presumably the name of the song, but it sounds like the bot is rolling its eyes at 6 Music's choices. 722928 0
Reposted by JonesyPhilippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past decade and a half either. The moral of the story - is that there is none. 481518503 0
Reposted by JonesyLBC @lbc.co.uk · 22/04/2026“They had nothing from the system!” Caller James, a teacher, lists all the reasons why young people shouldn't be asked to go to war for a country that failed them. @mrjamesob.bsky.social 119138 0
Reposted by JonesyJane Slayre @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Reposted with ALT cos its funny . How using an algorithim to select photos for your news article is going: 231066450 0
Reposted by JonesyNewell's Old Boys - English News @newellsoldboys.bsky.social · 26/03/2026"It is one of the most beautiful memories football has given me" Marcelo Bielsa talking about Leeds United at today's press conference. #LUFC 1610028 0
Reposted by JonesyWill Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad. 2452051264 0
Reposted by JonesySean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 25/02/202633 of the people pardoned by Trump for January 6 have committed more crimes including molesting children and killing people while drunk driving. 3341741196 0
Reposted by JonesyRichard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 24/02/2026New job as a royal correspondent 1578 0
Reposted by JonesyLBC @lbc.co.uk · 24/02/2026'They walk among us. What an insane country we are!' James O'Brien points out the irony in people who don't believe hygiene poverty exists, but compare higher private school fees to 'communism'. 910125 0
Reposted by JonesyMillie Manders and The Shutup @milliemanders.bsky.social · 20/02/2026How did I do? 👀 On tour in April... ffo: Skunk Anansie, Stand Atlantic, Hot Milk... #fyp #punk #poppunk #indiemusic 0113 0
Reposted by JonesyMillie Manders and The Shutup @milliemanders.bsky.social · 12/02/2026It's ok to not be ok. On tour this April! Come get hugs. dates: millie-manders.com 🎥 Ell Bobin ❤️✊🏼🐻 083 0
Reposted by JonesyMillie Manders and The Shutup @milliemanders.bsky.social · 06/02/2026ARRRGGGGGHHHHH SO EXCITED TO BE BACK ON THE ROAD! 8 weeks to go.... Have you got your tickets yet? joined by @deathtrails and @aeaofficial , this is going to go OFF. millie-manders.com ❤️✊🏼🐻 🎥 Ell Bobin 073 0
Reposted by JonesyMohammad_Hesham_Huraini @mohammadhesham.bsky.social · 28/01/2026All this happened in full view of the IOF, who stood by and did nothing. Not a single settler was arrested. On the contrary, Israeli settlers assaulted two Palestinian women and the soldiers arrested them (women). It is organized terror carried out enabled by military, with total impunity 133 0
Reposted by JonesyMohammad_Hesham_Huraini @mohammadhesham.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Over the past 5 hours, settler militias carried out a brutal pogrom against my people in my village, Masafer Yatta. The violent settlers stormed homes, burned properties, destroyed vehicles , and stole livestock. Settlers did not stop there! Their violence brought numerous injuries among civilians. 123 0
Reposted by JonesyLBC @lbc.co.uk · 26/01/2026‘They murdered him, lied about it and called him a terrorist.’ James O’Brien remembers Alex Pretti, an intensive care nurse fatally shot by ICE. 1424778 0
Reposted by JonesySimon Marks @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026A factual reminder that Noem is only lying whenever her lips are moving. 78811 0
Reposted by JonesyLBC @lbc.co.uk · 22/01/2026“If you can tell me the difference between these two descriptions, then you are a wiser person than me.” @mrjamesob.bsky.social reads out two excerpts, written 82 years apart. 21425204 0
Reposted by JonesyJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 22/01/2026457 UK armed forces personnel died in Afghanistan during the 20-year deployment. This is a fucking hideous thing to say. Even by his non-existent standards. 2182198703 0
Jonesy @cjonesy90.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I mean, you just knew it was going to happen. But still, surely fucking not!? 🤯 000 0
Reposted by JonesyJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Imagine how much coverage this story would have received in normal times… 581270262 0
Reposted by JonesyRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I was nominated for the same Emmy that the boy from “Adolescence” won. On my way to his school now to pick it up. 🇺🇸🥇won.nowBuy won.now | SpaceshipOwn won.now today. Secure checkout and guided transfer support. No hidden fees. 1859645 0
Reposted by JonesyPeter Austin @thatpeteraustin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I swear to God, if you don't come and watch me play some Tomba 2 on PS5 this evening at 7pm GMT, I will make more pictures like this. Do NOT try me. Twitch.tv/TinyPeterPlays 0286 0
Reposted by JonesyChristopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Every week is overwhelming evidence of what we saw with our own eyes, but which our credulous media was afraid to print: the Nazi salute was a Nazi salute 5249701484 0
Reposted by JonesyKevin Schofield @kevinschofied.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform. 24747762161 0
Reposted by JonesyGraham Smyth @grahamsmyth.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Do me a wee favour would ye? Go and press the 'hype' button on YouTube for this episode. #lufc 6244 0
Reposted by JonesyMike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 08/01/2026Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity. 30387594187 0
Reposted by JonesyRichard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 07/01/2026When all the free speech lot get into power they are going to seriously restrict free speech so enjoy your free speech now whilst you can. I think those free speech guys are ninnies. 111046 0
Reposted by JonesyMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Breaking: Celtic have sacked Martin O'Neill to be replaced by interim boss Martin O'Neill. It is understood Martin O'Neill will be in the dugout for the next game after which he will be sacked. Sources say Martin O'Neill is tipped to replace Martin O'Neill until Martin O'Neill becomes available. 2121825 0
Reposted by JonesyMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025If this got more views on YouTube than the actual show, it would make my year. youtu.be/Y54OJC0FtCsyoutu.beThe Liz Truss Show - Behind the ScenesYouTube video by Michael Spicer 19454158 0
Reposted by JonesyBen Potter @confuseddude.bsky.social · 12/12/2025This is happening TODAY! The end of an era. 1152 0
Reposted by JonesyAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits 3252926425 0