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Jonesy

@cjonesy90.bsky.social
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36. Leeds United fan. Ska/Punk/Rock absolutely. Video Games yes. Comedy also. Bad at writing bios.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11h
Democracy works!
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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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Worst Games Ever @worstgamesinc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NEW EPISODE ALERT! Worst Games Ever - The Walking Dead: Destinies OUR ADRENALINE IS PUMPING! Remember The Walking Dead?! Well now you can relive (or re-dead) it in STUNNINGLY naff flashback form! LINK: youtu.be/G2zabMP-iXo
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Don’t worry, we’re punishing people for being lazy and unlucky and poor while refusing to even acknowledge the existence of people who are lazy and lucky and rich. All is well in this, the best of all possible worlds.” — All politicians, all the time, FFS
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Checkmate, Nige.
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Say what you like about the Nazis, but they put the bins out on time.
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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 31/07/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social it would appear that the Israelis holding to the peace announcement lasted exactly the same amount of time as Rishi Sunak thought about appointing Suella Braverman...
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 29/07/2026
update: Chris Philp has invaded France.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It’s the 10th anniversary of Brexit. Let’s have a look at how that’s going: 1974-2016: 7 prime ministers 2016-2026: 7 prime ministers I said it then. I’ll say it again. It’s a shitshow.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
No contest.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
'We are clamping down on the harm caused by social media. 'Read all about it on the Nazi pogrom deepfake abuse website'
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The Nakba never ended……
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026
this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
No money? Fuck off!
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is presumably the name of the song, but it sounds like the bot is rolling its eyes at 6 Music's choices.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past decade and a half either. The moral of the story - is that there is none.
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LBC @lbc.co.uk · 22/04/2026
“They had nothing from the system!” Caller James, a teacher, lists all the reasons why young people shouldn't be asked to go to war for a country that failed them. @mrjamesob.bsky.social
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Jane Slayre @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Reposted with ALT cos its funny . How using an algorithim to select photos for your news article is going:
The second doctor who pictured on a news article mentionning the arrest of a second doctor in a FGM case
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Newell's Old Boys - English News @newellsoldboys.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"It is one of the most beautiful memories football has given me" Marcelo Bielsa talking about Leeds United at today's press conference. #LUFC
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
33 of the people pardoned by Trump for January 6 have committed more crimes including molesting children and killing people while drunk driving.
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
New job as a royal correspondent
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LBC @lbc.co.uk · 24/02/2026
'They walk among us. What an insane country we are!' James O'Brien points out the irony in people who don't believe hygiene poverty exists, but compare higher private school fees to 'communism'.
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Millie Manders and The Shutup @milliemanders.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
How did I do? 👀 On tour in April... ffo: Skunk Anansie, Stand Atlantic, Hot Milk... #fyp #punk #poppunk #indiemusic
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Millie Manders and The Shutup @milliemanders.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It's ok to not be ok. On tour this April! Come get hugs. dates: millie-manders.com 🎥 Ell Bobin ❤️✊🏼🐻
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Millie Manders and The Shutup @milliemanders.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
ARRRGGGGGHHHHH SO EXCITED TO BE BACK ON THE ROAD! 8 weeks to go.... Have you got your tickets yet? joined by @deathtrails and @aeaofficial , this is going to go OFF. millie-manders.com ❤️✊🏼🐻 🎥 Ell Bobin
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Mohammad_Hesham_Huraini @mohammadhesham.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
All this happened in full view of the IOF, who stood by and did nothing. Not a single settler was arrested. On the contrary, Israeli settlers assaulted two Palestinian women and the soldiers arrested them (women). It is organized terror carried out enabled by military, with total impunity
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Mohammad_Hesham_Huraini @mohammadhesham.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Over the past 5 hours, settler militias carried out a brutal pogrom against my people in my village, Masafer Yatta. The violent settlers stormed homes, burned properties, destroyed vehicles , and stole livestock. Settlers did not stop there! Their violence brought numerous injuries among civilians.
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LBC @lbc.co.uk · 26/01/2026
‘They murdered him, lied about it and called him a terrorist.’ James O’Brien remembers Alex Pretti, an intensive care nurse fatally shot by ICE.
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Simon Marks @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
A factual reminder that Noem is only lying whenever her lips are moving.
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Simon Marks @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Appear to”.
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LBC @lbc.co.uk · 22/01/2026
“If you can tell me the difference between these two descriptions, then you are a wiser person than me.” @mrjamesob.bsky.social reads out two excerpts, written 82 years apart.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
457 UK armed forces personnel died in Afghanistan during the 20-year deployment. This is a fucking hideous thing to say. Even by his non-existent standards.
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Jonesy @cjonesy90.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I mean, you just knew it was going to happen. But still, surely fucking not!? 🤯
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Imagine how much coverage this story would have received in normal times…
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I was nominated for the same Emmy that the boy from “Adolescence” won. On my way to his school now to pick it up. 🇺🇸🥇
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Peter Austin @thatpeteraustin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I swear to God, if you don't come and watch me play some Tomba 2 on PS5 this evening at 7pm GMT, I will make more pictures like this. Do NOT try me. Twitch.tv/TinyPeterPlays
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Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Every week is overwhelming evidence of what we saw with our own eyes, but which our credulous media was afraid to print: the Nazi salute was a Nazi salute
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Kevin Schofield @kevinschofied.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
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Ricardo @rjam33.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
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Graham Smyth @grahamsmyth.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Do me a wee favour would ye? Go and press the 'hype' button on YouTube for this episode. #lufc
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Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 08/01/2026
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
When all the free speech lot get into power they are going to seriously restrict free speech so enjoy your free speech now whilst you can. I think those free speech guys are ninnies.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Breaking: Celtic have sacked Martin O'Neill to be replaced by interim boss Martin O'Neill. It is understood Martin O'Neill will be in the dugout for the next game after which he will be sacked. Sources say Martin O'Neill is tipped to replace Martin O'Neill until Martin O'Neill becomes available.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
If this got more views on YouTube than the actual show, it would make my year. youtu.be/Y54OJC0FtCs
youtu.be
The Liz Truss Show - Behind the Scenes
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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Ben Potter @confuseddude.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is happening TODAY! The end of an era.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
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