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Arcane facts, dubious insights and unjustly confident opinions on Leeds United Football Club.

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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 11h
What's the most recently released album to make it into your all-time top 20? Based on this month's activity, I reckon one or two these from the last decade (and a bit) might make the cut:
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, well, I suppose all you metropolitan lefties think that fuel-thieving Londoners are just hilarious, don't you... WILL YOUR WAR ON THE COUNTRYSIDE EVER STOP?
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy 28th birthday to my favourite Leeds-related photo... capturing me (far right, chino-coloured trousers) and about 1,000 others celebrating our penalty win vs Maritimo in Madeira in 1998. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Life of Brian Lawrence of Arabia Passage to India The Hill Paddington 2
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, the new M83 album certainly wasn't worth waiting for... a series of largely uninteresting soundtrack-y meditations. Might work as writing wallpaper, I suppose.
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean, it's not the Hague... but it's good to see Israel receiving some form of punishment.
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really flat… and we’re incredibly lucky to emerge with anything. We were just never able to gain proper control of the game, and with Palace having the run of the midfield, we looked stretched at the back and disjointed going forward. The Premier League keeps throwing up problems to solve. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Or maybe not…
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fully deserved, that. Still in the dressing room. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pretty turgid stuff… not enough snap or fluency in our game at all so far. Palace are well organised and have looked menacing on the break, and other than the odd run from Okafor and Gabi, we’ve not threatened their back four consistently enough. Another gear needed. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
See? Only I still care about Danish anthemic indie-prog...
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Feel like I'm the last Mew fan standing sometimes... so I was delighted to hear Jonas's voice appear on the new Trentemoller single, which could easily have been lifted from the +/- or Visuals albums. A lovely, uplifting thing.
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Terrified
trentemøller, Jonas Bjerre · Terrified · Song · 2026
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another documented atrocity that cuts through all the whining about "blood libels": the deliberate murder of a child. During a ceasefire.
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We’re now 6 points better off from the corresponding fixtures last year… and when was the last time we were 3rd? Did we get there under Marsch briefly…? If not, it must be 24-25 years. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Impressive stuff. Physical and combative, with threats from everywhere, not least the wing backs. Did become a bit like Hudds in the 2023/24 season… went 4-0 up and lost a bit of intensity, which stuffed up the clean sheet, but that was domination for an hour. Could/should have been 6 or 7. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Given that to Bogle? Come the fuck on…. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oooof…! Have some of that. Was a bit worried about that 5-10 minute spell when Newcastle we’re pressing high and releasing runners, but we wrested back control and never let go. Tanaka, Stach, Bogle and Okafor the architects but DCL brilliant up top. That header was pure brutalism. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Utterly ridiculous that red card… makes Beckham vs Argentina look like GBH.
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This weekend’s results are showing that it’s going to be another dogfight to steer clear of relegation… talk of Europe is daft, imo. Our primary job is stay up and earn another summer of squad upgrades and get us to the West Stand rebuild. I don’t really care how we achieve it, either. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oooooof... new M83 album coming out. Shoegazey, Mogwai-ish vibes to the taster track... perfect.
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Blister Sunrise
M83 · Blister Sunrise · Song · 2026
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Evolving to a 352/343 was our saving grace last season... but after Brentford, Brighton and Chelsea, I'm wondering whether reverting to a back 4 might be in order in certain games. 4141, say, with Ampadu as the 1 (almost a 3rd CB) and an extra body in MF and the FBs narrower. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chastening. It wasn’t a full-strength team, no, but there aren’t too many mitigating factors when you ship 6… and we have a right to expect more from those CBs, Longstaff and Wilson. We also need to rethink this shape when we face top-quality 10s; been our undoing a few times since the switch. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, that’s one way to pop the over-confidence balloon... probably no bad thing to remind us of where we still are in the Premier League pecking order, but it’s hard not to be concerned by the holes in our defence. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck off is that enough for a penalty…. come on. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well on top without creating a whole heap… the performances of Nmecha and Aaronson were almost self-parodying. But the back 3/5 and the CM pair took control from around 15 minutes and it looks very much like grizzled vets vs U21s. Bahoya debut coming up? #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is that 4231, with Justin RB and James RW, Aaronson 10? Or a 343 with James RWB and Aaronson/Wilson behind Nmecha? #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ugh... and again. #EngvPak
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s hilarious how *desperate* Truss is for status… and also how chronically ill-equipped she is to acquire it. She’s the Sarah Ferguson of politics. Expect racist children’s books in time for Christmas…
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can you enforce the follow on even if you haven't batted yet...? #EngvPak
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love Test cricket. This isn't Test cricket. #EngvPak
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The real question is: why wasn’t trade with illegal settlements in the West Bank already prohibited in the UK?
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thought Tanaka was terrific but the formation didn’t do Stach many favours… 2nd half required another MF presence and/or a better outlet. We still lack a real CM ball carrier. But we’re still 4 points better off from these same fixtures last year… and that’s 2 tough away trips behind us now. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Another good point… but mixed emotions. We should have been out of sight after a 50-odd minutes but we were so poor with the ball for the last half hour that only last-ditch defending and poor Brighton finishing kept us in the game. We have to be more ruthless in front of goal. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Slightly reminiscent of Man U at Old Trafford… we’ve dragged them into a MF scrap and we’re winning more of the 50-50s. Should really be more than 1-0 up, and we almost screwed up the goal, but there’ll definitely be space for Bahoya and James later on. Just need to stay focused. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Don Revie told a story about Leeds' reputation after he'd left. After a good England win, the Man City contingent were in the Wembley bath singing and laughing... until one of them said, "next up, Leeds at Elland Road" and they all went quiet. That's what "Brighton away" is doing to us now. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I really need to stop popping back onto Twitter… #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is anyone still pretending we’re not dealing with actual Nazis here?
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That was #lufc’s 3rd Prem transfer window under Farke and of our promotion team, only Bogle, Ampadu and, when fit, Rodon are nailed-on starters, with Aaronson, James, Gruev and Tanaka as squad options. That’s an efficient rebuild for c£150m net spend – especially when preserving unity/identity.
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bloody hell… this might be happening! #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I remember last deadline day, when we were reportedly beaten to the signings of Uche and Bakwa… neither of whom made much of an impression and were soon loaned back to the leagues they were signed from (with Uche facing 12 months out after a horror tackle in pre-season). Beware the panic buy. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Okay, I had a Gnonto-inspired wobble last night, but with Bard in, I’m pretty much back to where I was a few days ago. That attacking option does need to happen now, though. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So, will Bard make it a glorious summer for these sons of York....? #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not arsed about Mudryk particularly… but am very arsed that we’re looking at another last-ditch scramble for attacking options we’ve needed since late May. Not to mention the fact we’ve sent a valuable squad member off to Italy on the off-chance we might somehow succeed... #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Never going to be onboard with letting Gnonto go… he has so much to like as a player and has his best years ahead of him. Obviously means someone is now coming in but this still doesn’t make sense for a squad that’s already light on attacking options. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Really enjoying digging into the new #Interpol album... but it's another that, on the first couple of listens, could have benefitted from an edit. Keep it to 10 tracks, ditch the last 2 (low-energy sketches, at best), end on the mesmeric Enemy and you have something to rival Antics.
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Very, very happy with a point in the context of the whole 90 minutes… but also a bit irritated that we didn’t show more composure – yes you, Mr James – when we were on top in the last 20. But great fight, great tenacity to keep going after such a pummelling in the first 45. Back 4 worked. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bit sobering, that. Be tempted to go to a back four and get another body in MF… the 3421 isn’t working today. Sangare, Janelt and Damsgaard are running rings around us. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Been coming for 25 minutes, that… can’t get out, can’t retain possession, and our midfield/wingers are working overtime to plug gaps behind them. Second best across the park. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Decent Brentford team, that… into ‘em, Leeds. #lufc
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EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s Zetterer, it’s Zetterer… in the midst of life we are in debt, it’s Zetterer…” #lufc
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