Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I keep forgetting to post my painted models here, so this is what I’ve been working on lately. 140 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 08/11/2025This is the kind of “solution” to a dive in sales that only terminal manager brain could conceive of. This is going to annoy customers and employees. It’s also going to strain relations between employees and their supervisors. All-around boneheaded stuff. 100 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I’m getting my first and only tattoo. It just says, “all my opinions have always been normal and good, and everyone agrees with me.” 141 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 20/10/2025The editorial board generally doesn’t want Dems to win, but even taken in good faith… 020 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 26/09/2025[person trying to be taken seriously] hello, my name is Brilyn Hollyhands. 020 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I was in Japan for just 14 days ten years ago, and I still think about how great it would be to buy a can of Boss coffee wherever/whenever. 020 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Minnesota needs to seize the Twins through eminent domain or something. You’re an owner enshitifying your sports team for financial gain? Sorry, it’s the state’s property now. 150 0
Reposted by CarlPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/07/2025I don’t want to ask CoPilot, I am making a Word document. I don’t want to search with Meta AI, I want to search Instagram. Leave me alone 242115323 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Put my dang nose to the grindstone and got 14 models done today for a #Warhammer #AoS tourney tomorrow. There’ll be a specter haunting the GameZenter: me! 050 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 27/06/2025The conservative vision for how the world should work is bleak, atomizing misery. That anyone buys into it turns my stomach. 010 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I’m back on my ADHD meds after like a year of not having them, and it feels like when you get a new glasses prescription. 100 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I finished my Black Coach and Mamdani won? 2 pretty cool things happened I guess. 010 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Even the “themes are for 8th grade book reports” showrunners of Game of Thrones had Dracarys melt the Iron Throne. 010 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Really not enjoying “have you been around anyone with the measles” being added to the list of questions the receptionist at the doctor’s office asks. 000 0
Reposted by CarlJane @jane.meangirls.online · 12/03/2025in the next game the three starter pokemon's types will be changed from grass, water, and fire to grass, gas, and ass. nobody rides for free. 3794 0
Reposted by CarlWaikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I hate calling my stupid senators!!!!! 2631514 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I’m now up to 15 Mortek Guard done. I’m really enjoying these guys’ goofy faces. #Warhammer #AoS 030 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025This guy was sitting on my shelf half painted for like a year, and I finally got around to finishing him. #Warhammer #AoS 190 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Finished my first models for my #AoS Bonereapers. Only 35 more of these guys to go! 050 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I don’t know what else to do right now, so I sent a letter to my senator in which I called her an aspiring collaborator to a fascist lunatic and a coward for not visibly and strongly standing up for the rights of trans people. 220 0
Reposted by CarlPolite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I'm sorry but if you see a plane crashed and the first thought in your head is "probably happened because of a black guy," you don't have anything to offer humanity and you probably shouldn't even leave a note. 275489 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 24/01/2025The world sucks, but Warhammer? Warhammer rules. I’m really pleased with how my first Intercessors turned out. #Warhammer40k #KillTeam 140 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I wasn’t sure I’d like Strange New Worlds after the first couple episodes, but this Freaky Friday ep has locked me in. 120 0
Reposted by CarlPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic 143101481570 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Current progress with my Assault Intercessors. Next up is just washing the reds and metallics, edge highlighting, and basing. 120 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I base coated and decaled up my Assault Intercessors. Next up is sponging on a ton of battle damage. 220 0
Reposted by CarlKat Endgame @katendgame.bsky.social · 08/01/2025If you aren't already into Pat Finnity, now you are. Start at the beginning though, you have to understand the entire Finnity-verse. 1132 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Not sure how soon I want to get my Dark Angels 2K list(s) painted up, but I think it’s time to at least get my Scouts and Angels of Death worked up for more Kill Team variety. 010 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Starting off day one of my #AoS GT with a very thin victory, beating Sons of Behemat 36-36 (won off of completing more Battle Tactics). I forgot to take pics during the round, but here are some shots of the army posed up for paint judging. 210 0
Reposted by CarlJane @jane.meangirls.online · 31/12/2024You’re supposed to be some long in the tooth D&D veteran but you’re playing the latest edition totally rules as written? I don’t believe you! 71596 0
Reposted by Carlmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/11/2024these culture warriors freaks complaining about D&D are such posers. actual grognards have been playing OSR games for the last decade or so anyway 1027614 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Describing the different species as “races” has always bugged me, and amidst all the other good reasons to make the change, it’s just plain inaccurate. 100 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 30/12/2024My first attempt to layer with an airbrush, and now I’m terrified I’m gonna have to somehow fix a bunch of it when I paint the spines. 010 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Took my Nighthaunt out for a walk to stretch their legs and stand on circles. #AoS 021 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Been putting this guy off for too long. I’m gonna bring it to a GT on the 4th if I get can it done in time. #AoS 000 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I haven’t been feeling like I’ve made much progress lately, and I realized it’s because I keep leaving things half done, waffling, and moving onto something else. Here’s some #Warhammer I’ve either finished and forgot to post or is sitting incomplete in my figure case. 010 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I took my Nighthaunt out to play a friend’s Sylvaneth in some #AOS Spearhead yesterday. Gotta hand it to GW, I think they really nailed a format for small scale games that are fun and interesting. 040 0
Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Painted up a Gaunt Summoner for #Warhammer #AoS. This guy’s been sitting around on my shelf forever, and I was glad to get around to painting it. 020 0
