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Carl

@cjarl.bsky.social
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Career lurker, Warhammer guy

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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Frank’s is really only good on a slice of Mesa Pizza (rip) at 1:30am.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I’m concerned Man Cereal isn’t tactical enough for my needs.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
When I first got her, Lola was 20 lbs.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Any chance of getting an even bigger mug in the merch store?
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Yeah, I think “who? Oh sure, I forgot about her,” probably isn’t the ideal response to a twist.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
First 5 Flesh Hounds done. 10 more to go! #AoS #Warhammer
Flesh hounds: red dogs with bat wings around their heads
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I keep forgetting to post my painted models here, so this is what I’ve been working on lately.
A bloodthirster riding a wave of skullsA bloodthirster with the big flailSkarbrand!Bloodletters
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Everyone’s mad at me because they think I exercised extremely poor judgement, but they’ll be singing a different tune, when they find out I’m just incredibly incompetent!
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I’m reminded of my time at RadioShack, when corporate was unhappy with sales, particularly of cell phones. Their solution was to require every salesperson to transition every conversation with a customer to phones. I pissed off so many old guys looking through the parts drawer for capacitors.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This is the kind of “solution” to a dive in sales that only terminal manager brain could conceive of. This is going to annoy customers and employees. It’s also going to strain relations between employees and their supervisors. All-around boneheaded stuff.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I hate that Minneapolis is the one keeping the “well, well, well, not so easy to find a mayor who doesn’t suck shit, huh?” meme alive.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Gotta get painting again
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The only thing I’ve seen for it so far was a YouTube recommendation that I clocked as one of those fake AI trailers that flood my feed if I’m ever not logged in.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I’m getting my first and only tattoo. It just says, “all my opinions have always been normal and good, and everyone agrees with me.”
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Do the above when you find yourself doing the attached.
The Simpsons “It’s still good! It’s still good!” bit.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The editorial board generally doesn’t want Dems to win, but even taken in good faith…
The Arrested Development “it never works for anyone but it could work for us” meme.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I’ll be shocked if a Chi-Chi’s can survive at West End.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
[person trying to be taken seriously] hello, my name is Brilyn Hollyhands.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I think if he demonstrates good conduct, they should at least tape a tube up his nose.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I killed so many of these guys, and there were still so many left over.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Obviously in this particular case, they need to get the situation cleaned up. You can’t be getting Minneapolis privileges that far out.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Imo because my zip code sometimes comes up as “Minneapolis” even though it’s technically in SLP, I should have dual citizenship and get to vote in both local elections.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Can you do me a favor and cast an extra vote for me? They won’t let me vote in a Minneapolis election because I’m “not a resident.” 🙄
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
As a soft whirring sound is heard, my cat and I go sprinting off to different ends of the apartment when we hear our respective food dispensers activating.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
His basis for the recommendation was a really shaky study, but the idea was that playing the didgeridoo requires a technique called “circular breathing” that was supposed to strengthen specific muscles. I never was able to figure it out, though.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The CPAP is unused for 3 months, actually!
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The provider who set me up with my CPAP machine told me to try learning the didgeridoo for the same reasons. Anywhere here’s my didgeridoo that’s been in this exact spot for the last 2 years.
A didgeridoo collecting dust between two IKEA Billy bookshelves full of Warhammer minis.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I was in Japan for just 14 days ten years ago, and I still think about how great it would be to buy a can of Boss coffee wherever/whenever.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is my compromise position from “every sports team should be its home state/city’s property.”
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Minnesota needs to seize the Twins through eminent domain or something. You’re an owner enshitifying your sports team for financial gain? Sorry, it’s the state’s property now.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Some people will say that scenes like this are unnecessary. However, this one is vital character development. When the chair Ben is watching from buckles under his own weight, we see the deep discomfort and frustration he feels in his new body. I hope they leave it as is, rating be damned.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
God dammit I hate my fucking senator so much
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I gotta return the favor here.
A black cat looking very concerned, peeking out from around the corner of a wall. Her brow is furrowed.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This is an incredible cat face. Thank you so much.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Yes I have
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Hot dog!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/07/2025
I don’t want to ask CoPilot, I am making a Word document. I don’t want to search with Meta AI, I want to search Instagram. Leave me alone
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Exactly! It still takes a person who knows what they’re doing to make a good beat that adds to a song instead of just check the “has drums” box.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
🎶the problems are bad But the causes Aaaaa aaaa aaaa🎶 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁🥁🥁 🎶the causes are gooooood🎶
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Also I tend to not pay attention to lyrics much, but even I was immediately able to clock how dogshit they are in the 2 songs I listened to.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
One really clarifying thing I’ve heard about AI images is that it’s like someone picked up all the technical knowledge without any of the compositional skills or artistic eye that humans develop along the way. I can at least say for certain that’s what is going on with the drums in this “band.”
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
There is currently no honor in defeating the Forest Service.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I just started Golden Wind, so my first thought was that she was attacked by Bruno Bucciarati.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Hell yeah, protect the sharks, Yao.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Put my dang nose to the grindstone and got 14 models done today for a #Warhammer #AoS tourney tomorrow. There’ll be a specter haunting the GameZenter: me!
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The conservative vision for how the world should work is bleak, atomizing misery. That anyone buys into it turns my stomach.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Like I kinda forgot it’s possible to decide to do a task, complete it, and then move onto another task.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I’m back on my ADHD meds after like a year of not having them, and it feels like when you get a new glasses prescription.
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I’ve already greenlit the sequel, Ice Bud 2: Penalty Barks
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Carl @cjarl.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I think it’s finally time to read some theory.
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