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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
this game fucking sucks what am i supposed to do
various failed commands in a linux terminal
"look up" "go north" "grab key"
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 27/05/2026
this came to me in a vision
MDN feature availability banner for an indeterminate feature in "Limited availability" status.

Aside from chrome (and edge, for whatever reason), firefox, and safari, Fortnite is present as a browser engine being tracked.

For this specific feature, only Firefox and Fortnite is shown having support for it.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 08/09/2026
AI psychosis ? how bout gay guy hypnosis. ever consider that huh
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
"This file has .evil extension. Are you sure you want to open it?"
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mimi superhell @superhell.org · 27/07/2026
if i have to read the term frutiger aero again
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Ciaran Deasy "Keyrune" @keyrune.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
*stares at AI*
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Ingvar Stepanyan @rreverser.com · 22/07/2026
Had to check if it's real, and Gemini's obnoxious rule to respond to questions with more questions makes it even funnier.
which days of the week have poop in them

Instagram bigchodeh...

Only one standard day of the week literally contains the letters p-o-o-p: Wednesday (as in, "Wednespoop").

From a health perspective, however, every day is a good day to have a poop! Medical experts consider it normal and healthy to go anywhere from three times a day to three times a week. BBC +1

Could you tell me if you are asking out of curiosity, or if you are tracking changes in your bowel habits because you are dealing with constipation or loose stools?
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Dark @dark.ski · 08/07/2026
you can tell who sees programming as a craft vs who only sees it as a means to an end based on their opinions of LLMs
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Joe Fabisevich @mergesort.me · 02/07/2026
Using an Intel Mac for the first time in years.
A DM from: adamlevine

It is truly unreal how fucking hot you are

Like it blows my mind
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
client feedback in the GenAI era
2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “Client Feedback (2012)
Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen.
A small text panel says “and the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: “Text is slightly misaligned. Please fix”

Panel 2 is titled “Client feedback (2026)
Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads “not alphabet but who give a fuck”
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Lux!✨️ @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
'Grand Theft Auto 6' opens this weekend with sales totalling $37. "Fuuuuck dude we beefed it this game cost so much money" says an official statement from Rockstar Games
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grace "618" mcmillan @block-618.com · 17/06/2026
im not sure if ill ever finish this, so you can have it in it current state
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 16/06/2026
oh my god
Google search query for: please say "i am alive"

The AI Overview responds: I am alive.
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Andy Bell @bell.bz · 15/06/2026
isaiprofitable.com
isaiprofitable.com
Is AI Profitable Yet?
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Furbland's Very Error 503 Account™ @groupnebula563.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
can anyone guess what's pissing me off today
A version of the "30 to 40 olives" meme. There is text in varying sizes that reads "want to save on costs? need CMOS power, but battery holders are expensive? try soldering a CR2032 to the PCB". Below the text is an image of a circuit board with a CR2032 coin battery soldered onto it via small metal tabs. On top of the image, there is text that reads "just fucking stick it on there" and "good luck getting those tabs off, fuckshit". Below the image is small text: "you will certainly not regret soldering a CR2032 to the PCB".
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 10/06/2026
have you gotten your OpenAI assigned tulpa yet?
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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Chase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is real btw
Patch Notes for Balatro, from Steam, saying that Straights are banned from scoring until July 1st.
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
"friend: i was named after my father
me: *aware of how time flows* correct"
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
happy pride month
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
L Ո ⊂ • Ω ⅂ Ↄ L Ω ⊂ // — Ↄ L ⊔ ⏁ ᘰ ⨀ • ⅂ — ⨀ Ո — ᘰ L ⏁ Ↄ L ᒕ Jensen Huang • ⊥ ⊂ ⏁ ᘰ — ⨀ Ո — Ω — ꇓ • : ⊥ ᘰ L ᒕ Ո : ᘰ // — : ⊥ \\ ⨀ L Ω — ⊘ — • Ↄ Claude L ⊥ V — • ⊥ ⊂ ᒕ L Ω • Ↄ Ↄ
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vee !! (🎂 birthday!!!) @cicadayl.pds.witchcraft.systems · 24/05/2026
this looks safe
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Ingvar Stepanyan @rreverser.com · 10/05/2026
Me before speaking
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Ludgarou 🐺🌕 @garou.dog · 09/05/2026
when i go to the grocer to get some fresh fruits for my smoothie
back of a pink-ish seat mii car
the badge on the car reads 'mii by mango'
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
when i think about "peak" Twitter, I think of this post
2015 twitter post by user @murrman5. 

"No rapping tonight"
Why?
"You rap about Patrick swayze Everytime it's embarrassing"
Ok
(After one beer)

Uh oh y'all it's getting kind hazy
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
the entire gaming industry is this image
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"work from home" haters when they try to replace all their human employees with AI "agents" (they can never come into the office)
media.tenor.com
Breaking Bad Walter White GIF
ALT: Breaking Bad Walter White GIF
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White Flight From the Mouth of Infinity @leyndellsoviet.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
diegetic autocannibalism. we love to see it, don't we, folks?
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Saleem @seemo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Ultimate power
Experience the power of restoring from your PC backup
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
you don't know me
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
bro are you okay? your bounding box is completely misaligned
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Pacelic @pacelic.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This commission artwork was also been rendered with Blender/Zbrush mix :3
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Slungus @slungusposting.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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Riley 🦊🍥✈️🔜MFF @rileyriles.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Everyday in a nutshell
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.308s and Heartbreak @emilbarr.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A wojak of a meditating buddist monk. "I will not see the movie" "And it will do a billion in box office." "Billion minus one."
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Bri 🍉 @bearlyfeline.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Under the Stars 🦁
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ry 🏳️‍⚧️ @ry.cd-rom.net · 02/06/2025
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 02/06/2025
An employee has complained Microsoft Paint 3D is missing. This is not a drill.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Demyx 🏳️‍🌈 @themyx.me · 01/06/2025
Made this meme years ago and thought I'd share it here for Wrath Month. 🏳️‍🌈🗝
A meme with the text " Gay Pride is over. We're done with that. " over the top of a picture of Sora from Kingdom Hearts, followed by the text " Now we're doing GAY WRATH " over the top of a picture of Sora in his shadowy Anti Form from Kingdom Hearts 2.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
hey chatgpt, plan my kids birthday party but do it in a really lackluster half-assed way so they think it was me
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
recession indicators in every major industry
how much would you like mommy
send mommy 100 and you have my permission to cum
100 is a lot mommy
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
AI Overview

If a red dot just appeared on your forehead and you suspect it's from a gunscope, it's important to address this immediately. Here's what you need to do: 

1. Seek Medical Attention: 
Contact a medical professional or emergency services as soon as possible. This is particularly important if you have any other symptoms like pain, swelling, bruising, or vision changes. 

2. Describe the Incident:
When you speak to medical personnel, clearly explain that you believe the red dot on your forehead may be the result of a gunscope. Provide details about what happened (e.g., how close you were to the gun, if you saw the scope, when you first noticed the red dot).
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 14/05/2025
I had no idea samurai in feudal Japan were that dedicated to troubleshooting Flash
First publication
10. How to be polite and show respect
* In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout
You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed.
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