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Chuck Smash

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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me on my way to and fro whalefall
teddy bear holding whalefall pennant
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s gonna add in the robot
Stallone talking about recutting Rocky 5
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Capitalism may kill a lot of people but it also helps me make dinosaurs so it;s impossible to say if it’s bad or not”
Richard Attenborough in Jurassic park
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dinosaur dinosaur ancient enemy of man! You will paaaay for your destructive tendencies you will pay you will paaaaaay
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The “mother” in barbarian kinda nice with it
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
bars all citizens from spending their tonight show money
An Instagram post saying Jay Leon’s law has passed
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cherito getting ready to say the line A still from the Simpsons where the class is looking at Bart from his POV waiting for him to drop the line Cherito explaining that for him, the action IS the juiceBart's class thrilled that he said the line they knew he was gonna say
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not going into this first person lab simulator without a weapon
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fellas? Is it gay to save time by combining 2 words?
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
OBEY THE BLOOD MOON
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Computer, show me big titties
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yes a boatyard! They’ll never beat reacher in there
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
to blow people up with?
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trixie Marie!
Worlds cutest dog
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
let me just send you a link…of this chain I’m spinning over my head into your skull!
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tweet saying “I’m fiscally conservative but socially liberal.the problems are bad but their causes…their causes are very good
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 10/07/2026
A. People do care about the genocide in Sudan B. American money and American weapons is not helping to fund that genocide. People who fail to grasp this point by now are just acting in bad faith.
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
To capture the ball you must become the ball
My dog Trixie sleeping spherically
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Shields up!” I shout as we encounter a front facing video of Chris Pratt calling young Washington “braveheart for Americans” in a front facing video in his car (actively driving) wearing oakleys
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Fuck this shit, stencil is not some annoying guy. He’s legitimately evil. Getting on your soapbox to speak about how “the economy is good actually” while children starve in the streets is evil.
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Condo?
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borderless @borderless.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You can draw a through line between Standing Rock, Stop Cop City, the Palestine encampment student protests, and the results of the Prairieland case. And then still have Dems asking why there aren't more protests...
Two guys clasping arms. The first is labeled as "Democrats", the second as "Republicans", and the text under them both is "charging peaceful protestors with conspiracy to commit domestic terrorism".
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
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Aubrey Wood - BANG BANG BODHISATTVA paperback and audio out now! @briewoodfiction.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
my wife's pitch for the first teaser for Austin Powers 4 is that he's sledgehammering through the cement in the basement like John Wick and he digs up the suit and the glasses and the penis pump and declares "I'M THINKIN I'M BACK, BABY, YEAH"
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Elected Democrats support this
W.E.D.em Boyz
@leftistwonk.bsky.social
144 House Democrats joined 203
Republicans to vote for this bill which gives
DHS and ICE new powers to collect personal information of both migrants and American citizens
V Vera Institute of Justice @vera.org • 12d
Last night, the U.S. House approved CORCA, a bill that would dramatically expand DHS power, authorizing sweeping access to personal data without meaningful safeguards, adequate oversight, or accountability mechanisms.
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
None, I’m not a fussy baby
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
EVERYBODY GO OUTSIDE NOW!
list of trending topics on bluesky

june 9th
ice
platner
jd vance
bari weiss
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Let’s zero out the year again…over 2000 is too many let’s start back at zero
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Guy who works at the baby killing factory “you’re rage baiting me”
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 03/06/2026
I’m Bethany Mandel. I’m Clay Travis. I’m Todd Starnes. I’m Savannah Chrisley. I’m Jacob Wohl. I’m Dog The Bounty Hunter. I’m John Rocker. and I’m The Undertaker. Those stories, and Joe Rogan, tonight on 60 Minutes.
60 Minutes logo
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
At least Tilly is a computer, what’s your excuse?
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
this was my favorite part of backrooms
youtu.be
The Simpsons - The new house of Ned Flanders
YouTube video by Simpsons Best Moments
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Seeing Nazi ideology is a sex thing for this guy
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Saying you can curate *most* of the Nazi stuff off your timeline on twitter while describing bluesky as having bad vibes and being in a bubble WITH YOUR REPLIES TURNED OFF
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Did you hear what happened to non-binary Jeff Goldblum?
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
(Angrily) “you learn something new everyday!”
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Get the fuck outta my face with the met gala stuff
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If you don’t get the very obvious ways in which Joe Biden failed the country over and over again over a long racist career then maybe you should stop constantly talking about politics
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Dr. Langdon “you ever hear of john o'donohue” Me “we gotta get you back on those pills buddy”
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Dr Wilson is actually his character from dead poets society and Dr house is the satan of his hell
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Chuck Smash @chucksm4sh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The best comedy is true to life (thought bubble of me imagining the ace ventura rhino scene appears)
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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