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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 05/10/2026
Seriously, go play Jet Lancer, Copy Kitty, Astlibra, Fantasy Maiden Wars, Radiant Silvergun, Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass, Fight 'n Rage, Freedom Planet, Infinifactory and Labyrinth of Galleria. Ten of the most videogame-ass videogames I have ever games video'ly with.
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The world’s largest Madame Web collection is complete, join us on a guided tour. #madameweb
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the onion was funnier when they made actual jokes instead of repeating the same bad-faith digs over and over again under the cover of "satire"
front page of the onion declaring me a "Renowned Coward" who will flee a haunted house well before sunrise
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 05/10/2026
at my pharmacy, they ask you to confirm your date of birth every time you walk up to the counter. i did some digging, and apparently this was implemented because too many people were using the "c'monn it's my birthday" strategy to get free xannies. now you can only get them on your actual birthday
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>be prion @basedprion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pretty kitty knight knight 36/99
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 03/10/2026
I love my beautiful transgender Wife and our big transgender Friends&Family. and I vote
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder how much of this image is lost to time, I hope none of it it’s my favorite image to describe modernity
I voted leave….but now I’ve got 10,000 SEX ARSES stuck at Calais! A Sun exclusive from 2016 or 17 idk
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there was a video someone posted on twitter several years ago with a caption like "how im serving tboy summer realness this year". I think about it all the time and couldn't find it so I decided to recreate it from scratch today. Enjoy
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Released on AO3 to the public, Incomplete Cutting. Gladiolus is so dedicated to the sword that she named herself "sword-lily" but the knowledge that she isn't the best threatens to destroy her. Knowledge embodied by the cute large chested junior new to her dojo. archiveofourown.org/works/93573986
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Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 28/09/2026
Genuinely, this completely rules
-Recently, the game has been going viral on X for its beautiful undressing animations. I’ve even read in one of your previous interviews that the development team practiced stripping themselves as reference for the undressing animations. What was the process behind making the animations actually like?

Matsui:

I’d love to know how far that story has spread. It’s true.

First, we write a plot for each undressing scene, then draw storyboards, exactly as the original team did. Then the real work begins, because the animation is essentially all keyed by hand. A designer moves the clothing’s 3D model, frame by frame, manually. It really is pretty much like the claymation method I mentioned.

We did try automating it with physics simulation first, but it was a total failure. The cloth moved in a physically correct way, but had absolutely no allure. We learned a profound lesson: accuracy and sensuality are two unrelated properties. In the end, we accepted that humans would have to do all of it.

Then VR adds its own weight. In a normal game, if something becomes awkward, you can cut away or swap models between scenes. In VR, the player can look from any angle at any time, so none of those tricks are available. The same model has to undress convincingly no matter where you’re standing. When I described this to a designer at another studio, he said, “I would never do that.” I’ve chosen to take it as a compliment.And then, yes, the part you’ve read about. The undressing motions themselves use motion capture, but the deeper problem was that nobody actually knew the correct rhythm and order in which a person takes off clothes. So, the directors gathered and undressed themselves as reference. “That zipper is coming down too fast.” “She’d pause once before slipping her shoulder out.” These were serious, sober discussions. For compliance reasons, the Super Real Mahjong Venus Returns team works in a walled-off section of our office – and that was the moment those walls truly earned their keep.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On a cube in the sky there died an Anti-Hobbit.
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you're being such an #adjective #noun for #title... your #qualities are so #defined... you're going to be #title's #superlative #example aren't you? #somethingplay
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white woman fart explosion @gapingwoundgirl.tgirl.gay · 25/09/2026
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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>be prion @basedprion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bimbo knight knight 32/99
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K9-17 "Ripper" Pitjob @demogorgon.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
When the dude in her bio dies
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Softies Webcomic @softiescomic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#PaneloftheDay from Episode 2-1 "Do Not Fine" softies.net/comic/book2-...
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 23/09/2026
#CURSEKISSCUTE #2: Name of the Helper, Part II has finally begun! > So WHAT if Nathan Small just got his shit cursed to smithereens by the Femboy Fairy? He doesn’t have TIME for a Gender Situation right now—he’s late for his WEREWOLF ROCK BAND JOB INTERVIEW!! READ IT HERE: → www.dicot.moe/ckc-2 ←
The cover art for CURSE/KISS/CUTE #2: Name of the Helper, Part II by Valerie Halla. On the cover, a smizing wolf-eared woman looks down on the tiny skirt-wearing boy in the palms of her hands. The pouting, sparkling boy emits mars symbols in protest of his smallness and skirt-wearingness.

In the background, a quote from the woman:

“I guess I don’t know what’s going on inside your *head*, Small—but I’ll tell you what I see from out *here*. 

*I see a boy who can’t stop apologizing for wearing a skirt.* 

What’s up with that?”Character profiles from CURSE/KISS/CUTE. The text reads:

Nathan Small: A human software engineer fresh out of college and newcomer to the City of Monsters. As a matter of survival, Nathan Small navigates social situations by making himself as uninteresting as possible. This strategy has recently been complicated by a fairy’s curse that turned all his boy clothes into girly-girl girl clothes for girls.

Listen: Don’t read into this too much. In fact, don’t read anything into Nathan Small at all. If this whole skirt situation is making his heart beat funny, maybe that simply means he has a garden-variety cardiac arrhythmia. Didn’t think of that, did you?

Anyway, he has to go interview for a spot in a rock band now, so please just be cool, alright?

Rinne Alexandria “Lexie” Kamitani: Guitarist and lead singer for Dodecadendron, a punky un­der­ground rock band. Make no mis­take: Lexie Kami­tani is Kind Of A Lot. Charis­matic, laid-back, and eas­ily amused, her cool ex­te­rior be­lies a re­mark­ably in­tense in­di­vid­ual with a pro­found pas­sion for truth, love, and art. She ex­clu­sively fucks with peo­ple who Give A Shit.

Al­though born a werewolf, she spent her teenage years among hu­mans, dur­ing which time she de­vel­oped her ex­treme dis­taste for au­thor­ity. Most mon­sters don’t fit neatly into the cat­e­gories of “cis” or “trans”, but Lexie loudly self-de­scribes as a trans woman.An excerpt from CURSE/KISS/CUTE. The text reads:

“I lost a bet,” says Nathan to his assembled audience of crickets.

“I lost a *bet*,” he says again, but differently.

“I...*lost a bet*. Actually, the *truth* is, I...lost a bet. Well, see—basically—I lost a bet? *Lost* a bet. Lost a *bet*? Lost...a bet?”

He frowns.

“Oh, you lost a bet? So basically, what you’re saying is that you think wearing a skirt is sort of a, kind of a joke? You don’t get the job. In fact, I’m calling the police. *Idiot.*” He punts a stick twenty feet in the air.

He slides with his back against the wall. “All my clothes fell in a lake. Of fire? My clothes went to hell. So I had to borrow my...sister’s clothes?” He puts his palms together in prayer. “My sister, who has all my same measurements and doesn’t own a single pair of pants...and the bra straps? Um...the bra straps are...tactical?”

His ass touches down in the grass. He pleads to the moon above. “My name is Nathan Small. My name is...Natalie?” He shudders.

He thinks.

He tilts his head.

“Nathan? No, no, no. I said my name was *Nat*. Nat Small. It’s actually unisex.”

He nods, slowly.

The clouds of the moon loom overhead. He watches for a while as they silently storm.

“But the *truth* is,” he whispers, “even though I look like this...I’m actually a *boy*.”

A cricket jumps up his skirt. He shrieks.
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maddie @maddiemaddie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
infighting [crude animatic]
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smorl girl @blivveries.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
concept of back
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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4thdslip @4thdslip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called
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Mentha Nolana @mentha.fun · 19/09/2026
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69 @destinooooo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The lesbian sexual intercourse is the most feminine act that only women enable
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
easy funniest moment in links awakening is when marin, a girl who doesn’t exist, sits by the shore and talks to you about how she wants see the world as beautiful music plays and then afterwards you hold her up like an item and the game is like you might be getting some pussy later link!!
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( o ᴥ o ) @photonic.dog · 18/09/2026
Explaining to mid 20th century French philosophers that we use the phrase "not safe for work" to signal sexual content and watching them ash their cigarettes on their eyeballs
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🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🌸 @petalcrash.com · 17/09/2026
Petal Crash 2 is releasing in Early Access on 🌸 September 29th! 🌸 With an arcade versus mode, local multiplayer, and puzzle editor, Petal Crash 2 will launch with about as much content as the first game, with more to come! Wishlist on Steam to get notified! store.steampowered.com/app/2697670/...
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noxtheox.bsky.social @noxtheox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have two friends who are dying to meet you, so I gave them your address. Their names are RICE and BEANS.
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Vixi and Friends [🎮 Iono] @vixichrome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For watching old shows we've been watching one episode a night most nights and that's gotten funny for KotH in particular because be boot the DVD up and have to watch this every time before the DVD menu comes up
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 15/09/2026
In this era when people are interested in games that can run well on lower powered hardware, it is finally time for a revival of Nanaca Crash
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NANACA†CRASH!! - Unofficial mirror site
The original Flash game, Flash not required.
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
it’s like this
poker night at the inventory featuring 3 rena ryuugus and 1 travis fouchdown
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Kris 🐾💜✨ @krisispiss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Birthday Undertale
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 15/09/2026
in video games you can visit such places as Donut Secret House
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid
every main character from Metal Gear Solid except for Mei Ling, Otacon, Psycho Mantis, and Ocelot do not know what bionicle is
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pho ⋆˙⟡ | VGEN COMMS OPEN! @rama-une.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#jamiephanart
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
drakengard sex / curse and scream / slaying ten thousand is my bloodsoaked dream
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Mikey [ mymonkey ] @mymonkeymikey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
rpg guys in a tile based orthographic-style world (2020) inspired by tactics ogre luct
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Breathing-lad @breathing-lad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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aaa 📎 (maddoxfanx) @anchet7.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Still the funniest comic panel in history
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