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Chris von Simson

@chrisvonsimson.bsky.social
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Data, Analytics, Performance Management, but first the People, second the Process, then the Technology. Family. Wonder. Joy. Ecology. Community. Gardening (7b). Born at 323 ppm CO2, 1326ppb CH4 I use Lists here for my interests. Photo is dawn in Montana.

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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another 0.8mmb SPR drawdown to 283.0. Sweet down to 96.8, Sour down to 186.2.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have met some people like that in my time. Their paths are different. Some have done OK in the military. Some went to more remote places.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...you'll wheeze in your teens
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Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnorft.ft.com · 07/10/2026
Cheering chart of the day, from an excellent FT piece by @simonmundy.ft.com on China's battery breakthroughs www.ft.com/content/b847...
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reads like nobs deliberately endangering schoolchildren.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wag...
en.wikipedia.org
The Wages of Fear - Wikipedia
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wag...
en.wikipedia.org
The Wages of Fear - Wikipedia
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sad to learn this. Thanks for sharing.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The teenage years are wild for everyone, especially the teenagers. It's a lot.
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Eric Topol @erictopol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The list of reported benefits of the GLP-1 drug family that are weight-loss independent continues to grow. My tally with citations
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese-... ...but with Cheez Whiz?
en.wikipedia.org
Cheese-eating surrender monkeys - Wikipedia
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One thing we know for certain. Russia is the best in the world at lying and hiding these things. saltypolitics.substack.com/p/breaking-w...
saltypolitics.substack.com
Breaking: What Russia May Be Hiding About the Plague
A likely case of pneumonial plague is prompting questions the Kremlin won’t answer
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Hedley Thorne @hedleythorne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The gate besides the Thames Path, Days Lock in South Oxfordshire.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reminds me of silly people getting involved in the middle east for Crusades. Stick to your knitting.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imhe it is a considerate person who notices. Also a good path to growing a career. I found an expense receipts person once, and a receptionist another time. Amazing cost savings. Everyone happy including landlord.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ha, “useable“ doors, lights, locks, such a long list. Sometimes it’s fun to find the pettiest person in your organization who will delight in countless small victories. Good for morale and saves money too.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes it appears that the “doing it poorly” is a test of how low the budget can go on other matters overall.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Coming soon, no toilets. Oh. So if you’re doing plumbing etc already just add a shower.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boringly adding the water, the post office, the railways
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Pete Miles @petermiles.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Michael Heseltine here with some advice for Andy Burnham on how to achieve and accelerate devolution. 1/3 observer.co.uk/news/opinion...
observer.co.uk
Michael Heseltine: I still carry the scars, but my fight for ‘Liverpoolism’ paid off. Take note, Andy Burnham
If the prime minister wants growth in every postcode, he needs to create more mayoral unitary authorities – and fund them from Whitehall’s budget
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I've decided to compile a definitive thread of photos of the best trees I've photographed during my walks in the countryside, together with supporting biographical information. I will put the vital story associated with each tree in the alt text, since some of it is a little long to fit in a post.
A man I met high in the Peak District who, due to crimes he would not disclose to me, had been turned into two conjoined Sycamore trees by a coven of witches and condemned to spend eternity waving his useless branch hands at the cold, cruel sky.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s awkward. I’m grateful to have just two contacts who insist on WhatsApp. Both are tech privacy advocates 🤪
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is the scale-up the temporary happy place?
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Word 3 and 4 in this sentence are a red flag
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It takes a (French) village...
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compagn...
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad to read this. Hope you are all doing better tomorrow.
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 02/10/2026
Barring a couple of massive COVID lockdown-driven swings, Spain just booked its strongest month of job creation in over 20 years.
Chart of Spain registered employment MoM change since 2006
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A strange situation in the USA
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Wouf @zeseadog1966.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can but strongly recommend everyone to read this article from the (now retired) former big boss of French Marine Infantry, colonel Michel Goya. "The strength of small powers" - brilliant. michelgoya.substack.com/p/de-la-forc... If you don't know French, use deepl.com to help you.
michelgoya.substack.com
De la force des petites puissances (I)
Quel est le principal point commun entre la guerre entre la Russie et l’Ukraine d’une part et celle de la coalition des États-Unis et d’Israël contre l’Iran et ses organisations alliées ?
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 01/10/2026
This is a good thread and for some reason it unlocked something that's been brewing in the back of my head for a while.
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Jacob Öberg @profjacob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🚨🚨Under-reported but strikingly radical #enlargement proposal from the @ec.europa.eu where the EU would offer unprecedented "gradual integration" into the EU SM and access to research programs for candidate countries, while their applications are being worked on. www.politico.eu/article/ursu...
politico.eu
EU to offer single-market access to candidate countries
Economic benefits would be conditional and can be taken away if non-members backslide on democracy or share sensitive tech with unfriendly governments, the plan says.
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Jan Rosenow @janrosenow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Electricity is 23% of global final energy but delivers 37% of useful energy and powers 46% of the global economy. We don't need to replace every fossil joule. We need to replace the services. A much smaller task. Great to see the @iea.org’s new Electrification report finally measure this.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"formerly known as"
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Could be the @katie0martin.ft.com
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Makes me wonder again about Social Media.
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Bill Tubbs @billtubbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Copenhagen during rush hour. If they were in cars it would be grid lock.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Were you under the cloud? ...and sent the drone above?
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was wondering why the drawdown flow had almost stopped.
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ironeconomist.bsky.social @ironeconomist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone wishes for the good old days and the monkeys paw has decided we should do: (1) a 1970s oil crisis (2) a 1990s tech cycle (3) a 2010s eurozone debt crisis All at once.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 28/09/2026
We have something very cute to share with you today 🦉 This summer, a pair of barn owls successfully reared four owlets at Kedleston Hall, marking Kedleston's first known breeding success in over two decades.
Four young barn owls jostle onto the small wooden ledge of their nest box, fixed to a huge oak tree behind themA young barn owl in flight, its wings stretched up above it against a blurry green background, its white heart-shaped face facing the cameraA young barn own in flight, a blurry oak tree behind it, its huge white and brown wings beating downwards as it looks at the cameraA barn owl swooping down with its wings fanned wide across a field of long purplish grass
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Sarah May @sarahmay1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Share good news too www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
theguardian.com
Healthy Babies programme to be expanded across England
Scheme will follow principles of Sure Start, helping families with infant feeding, mental health and bonding with babies
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Ben Chu @benchu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ADD @theifs.bsky.social have actually modelled what would have happened since 2010 if the new proposed system had been in place - as you can see, growth in the state pension would have been closer to growth in earnings over that time ifs.org.uk/articles/how...
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gasoline will have a big impact on September CPI. EIA data show Sep YoY gasoline inflation is 36%. Diesel (not a line item in CPI) will be worse, at 68% YoY. (Diesel demand is half of gasoline by volume; shows up more on the PPI side, and/or embedded in inflation of other goods with lag in CPI)
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Official monthly data is in, and US solar power generation hit a new record high, up 21% compared to this time last year!
a graph of US monthly solar generation
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Higher 0.8 mmb SPR drawdown last week to 283.8mmb, no change in sweet at 98.6, sour now at 186.9.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thought experiment: Can you imagine if the mayors from the 100 biggest cities in the US elected the President?
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Chris Nelder @chrisnelder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A fascinating thought experiment here - well worth the read for AI, energy, & macro watchers.
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Chris von Simson @chrisvonsimson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Camouflage?
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