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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I think the problem is that cis people don't get how deranged transphobes are because all of their actual positions get spoken about entirely in euphemism by a political and journalistic class who share their goals but launder it through vaguespeak like "concerns" that never repeat the actual bile

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

favorite thing about doing comedy during pride month so far has been the number of non-practicing bisexuals (aka cis bisexual people in cis het monogamous relationships) booked on pride lineups simply because they repeatedly call themselves f-slurs and talk about how they “used to be gay” on stage 🙂

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

she’s not coming back man we get it you don’t care

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

homie who is playing “i don’t care” by three days grace back to back on the bar jukebox, i have to ask: who hurt you

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

i don’t know who oliver tree was and i’m too old to find out now but i do know the way to not die in helicopter crashes is to not be out in helicopters. anyway rip to that man and kobe bryant i guess! 🙏

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

unfortunately downloaded threads just to read everyone dunking on tony hinchcliffe over there but i’m not sure it’s gonna be worth it in a couple of days

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

lord save me from comedians pontificating about comedy into a microphone while running 15 minutes over his allotted “workshop” (it’s a seminar!) slot that takes place before an open mic like he’s not holding us hostage and like i don’t have to be home at a certain time 🥹

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/06/2026

I need anyone that is considering working outside of a torture chamber as a guard to know that you are a torturer. If you do accounting for the death camp I need you to know that you are a murderer.

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

watching two 25yos where one is introducing the other to alice in chains and the one experiencing it for the first time thinks it sucks lmao lol lmao 🥹

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

if astrology isn’t real why did it tell me i was about to become a main character right before i got added to the roster of two of the bigger local comedy groups 🤔

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

currently engaging in my worst comedian behaviors (going to an out of town comic’s show and walking outside to smoke during the local openers that i see all the time) 😩

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

realizing how much i’ve grown and evolved into a better comedian because i took time off to be a person is extremely validating but none of the assholes i work with would ever believe me if i told them taking some time off would help them be funnier lol

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/05/2026

i would also love to see a single one of these respondents elucidate what "moving to the center" MEANS in literally any of these cases lol

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

you know you’ve been in nightlife too long when getting home at 1am feels early and like a rare treat 😩

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

craving more alone time than i actually get while also being the friend that people want to have around when they’re having a bad day is ruining my life 🙃

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

the internet has unfortunately made the word “satisfying” deeply and permanently unsatisfying to me lol

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

dude blasting “fireflies” by owl city in his car with the windows up in the bar parking lot: is it because of the crushing weight of capitalism or something else

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/04/2026

you are creating a culture of violence against us by accurately reporting on the culture of violence we're gleefully inflicting on others

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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

It's literally the same people running the same playbook.

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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Hrm. I'll still see it because I love Lowery's work but this review rubs me the wrong way. Mostly because it is so heavily built around the thesis that it is a film with barely any men and no male voices on screen...but it was written and directed by a man. You kind of can't just brush over that.

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

maybe if companies were obligated to pay potential job candidates for the amount of their time they waste it would incentivize employers to stop taking months just to turn someone down

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

who the FUCK is screaming "LOG OFF" at my house. thank you for caring about my wellbeing. every day I am trying my best to turn off the demon portal and never return

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Anne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I have never cared much about what a generation has been labeled, but I just heard someone refer to the youngest children now as Generation AI and this needs to be resisted with tremendous strength.

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I tried to be chill about this because gun violence is shitty, and I don't doubt people were scared. But some of these folks are handling themselves badly, maybe because this is the most interesting thing that's ever happened to them, and they're frustrated that the rest of us don't feel that way.

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

This weekend, I thought about the time a stray bullet passed through my bedroom window when I was 15. I was a kid. I had a lot of feelings. But compared to some of these White House correspondents, I was a model of grace and maturity. That's not self-praise, just judgment.

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Not Part of the Story @exegetic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Translation: they are proposing a bill that says you cannot under any circumstances use a computer for any purpose without allowing the United States government continuous monitoring and a backdoor

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Bwillett Comics, Monster Boyfriend Specialist @bwillettcomics.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I am very tired of people who create the cool stuff everyone loves dying prematurely and/or in poverty while every publisher under the sun is seemingly tripping over its own dick to figure out how to pay even *less* for the creations that pay for their yachts and country clubs

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✨ Vash Taylor ✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ TCAF #212 @deuxdel.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Okay this is really cool, and a consensus seems to be that it takes over a year for a full graphic novel, if its the full time project. Lets assume a freelancer has a 40 hour work week, and spends 35 hours on their graphic novel. I personally, have never been paid more than 50K USD for a book.

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decriminalize arson @decriminalizearson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

sex change surgery to get a second pair of jaws like the xenomorph

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

also finding it very interesting at how the only reported injury was a member of secret service

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Public discourse around trans people seems genuinely insane if you know enough trans people. Despite all the Ideology Stealing Our Kids narrative what I overwhelmingly have experienced is, basically, sad nerds who become somewhat happier nerds once they decide to transition. it just seems fine 🤷

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

i haven’t done any comedy since wednesday but i have spent a significant portion of that time working on multiple writing projects that will never see the light of day and so it appears we are once again reaching “what exactly is the point of me” hours 🙂

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🦎 @loungeiguana.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

"People are lying about their health problems (and should just get back to work)" is not an attitude that I want to see in anyone in charge of the fucking NHS.

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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

This was from when Charlie Kirk was shot and we were supposed to pretend gun violence was newly shocking because it affected someone who was supposed to be exempt from it. Some of our Elite Journalists are doing the same routine now.

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

wild how one of the only things cnn has to say about this person who allegedly shot a gun at the white house correspondents’ dinner was that he donated $25 whole dollars to kamala harris’ campaign

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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 26/04/2026

No one in this room deserves your respect. No one in this room deserves your trust. Everyone in this room deserves suspicion that they are lying because they think it's fun.

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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 26/04/2026

he's an irredeemable piece of shit but family separation was created by tom homan who began the practice during the obama administration, for which obama later give him a commendation for distinguished service

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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The city blocked off part of our neighborhood to tear down a building w asbestos. The teen said "Why did people use asbestos if it causes cancer?!" I told him people thought it was a wonder product and used it EVERYWHERE & told him how the same thing happened w radioactivity... and now AI.

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

ah yes another day tethered to this plane of existence by responsibility and spite in equal measure 🙃

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

oh cool i’m sure all these “token expired” things that are popping up instead of my notifications or profile are simply symptoms of this platform’s excellence

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

dude listening to judas by lady gaga without headphones at the post office: so true king

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

legal eagles: does this ruling mean it's essentially legal for me to make hooch now or do we have to like wait for a bunch of state laws to change. like is there an interregnum or is shinin' immediately hunkydory with the law

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dan solomon @dansolomon.com · 11/04/2026

i have read police reports where the investigator proudly explained how he used standard interrogation techniques on the survivor filing the report, got her to contradict herself, and then concluded that she was making it all up! the system does not work the way you want it to

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

my face when the open mic host genders me correctly by calling me “a very funny person” without me having to ask them

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/07/2024

I thought I liked going to the movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal for anyone to talk to me

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

this ended up being very funny to me and i think all DPS employees should be allowed to waste state money the same way politicians do every day they are employed

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

it’s been 84 years but i finally got right with god and finished it 🥲

cover of be not afraid #5 by jude ellison s. doyle, lisandro estherren, francesco segala; the cover art is by reiko murakami; it has a glass jar with a dead fly inside it in the foreground with a glass syringe and glass bottles in the background

cover of be not afraid #6 by jude ellison s. doyle, lisandro estherren, francesco segala; the cover art is a variant by evangeline gallagher; it shows a white wooden cross with “get right with god” written on it in red (either paint or blood), a woman and young man are in front of the cross in a cornfield, illustrated in red. the woman is his mother and looks older than he does, with her hair pulled back in a bun and wearing a dress patterned with crosses as she looks at her son, who has curly fair hair and is praying to the cross but looking back at his mother with a glint in his eye and a smirk on his lips. he wears a shirt and trousers held up with suspenders. the corn around them is pale yellow and withered, around the cross are sketchy angel eyes and wings drawn in red among the starry night sky.

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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 11/04/2026

Ask how many dudes were watching Sailor Moon back in the day! It was the only thing my middle school homeroom class would talk about early in the morning for weeks. Amy is 100% correct Hell, most of us probably watched Jem too. Especially when we saw it had a storyline

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

can’t wait to die having never asked chatgpt a single goddamn thing

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