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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I think the problem is that cis people don't get how deranged transphobes are because all of their actual positions get spoken about entirely in euphemism by a political and journalistic class who share their goals but launder it through vaguespeak like "concerns" that never repeat the actual bile

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

✨ comedy ✨ in the sense that the jokes write themselves 🙃

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

very cool to somehow be less queer than these folks, pride really is all about inclusivity ✨

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

favorite thing about doing comedy during pride month so far has been the number of non-practicing bisexuals (aka cis bisexual people in cis het monogamous relationships) booked on pride lineups simply because they repeatedly call themselves f-slurs and talk about how they “used to be gay” on stage 🙂

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

followed up with “everywhere” by fleetwood mac and i’m taking this as my sign to leave after what has probably been the second-weirdest night i’ve had since coming back to comedy lol 🥲

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

longest pause ever while everyone contemplates their life choices?? maybe she took all his jukebox money in the divorce

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

she’s not coming back man we get it you don’t care

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

if he doesn’t do it a third time, missed opportunity for a hilariously niche thing only me and him would notice

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

homie who is playing “i don’t care” by three days grace back to back on the bar jukebox, i have to ask: who hurt you

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

i don’t know who oliver tree was and i’m too old to find out now but i do know the way to not die in helicopter crashes is to not be out in helicopters. anyway rip to that man and kobe bryant i guess! 🙏

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

unfortunately downloaded threads just to read everyone dunking on tony hinchcliffe over there but i’m not sure it’s gonna be worth it in a couple of days

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

god heard my plight and let me get pulled AND get out by 8pm, so blessed, grateful, and fortunate to be one of the favorites amen 🙏

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

he’s spent 20 minutes today talking about slinging koozies (again, ZERO sense of irony!) including his “pitch” for the crowd and answering the question “what’s a koozie” and i went out and smoked and he was STILL TALKING WHEN I CAME BACK and now he is hosting the mic i’m going to kms

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

one time he spent literally 20 minutes over time talking about how you should never, under any circumstances, go over your time and had absolutely no sense of irony about it whatsoever

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

lord save me from comedians pontificating about comedy into a microphone while running 15 minutes over his allotted “workshop” (it’s a seminar!) slot that takes place before an open mic like he’s not holding us hostage and like i don’t have to be home at a certain time 🥹

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/06/2026

I need anyone that is considering working outside of a torture chamber as a guard to know that you are a torturer. If you do accounting for the death camp I need you to know that you are a murderer.

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

watching two 25yos where one is introducing the other to alice in chains and the one experiencing it for the first time thinks it sucks lmao lol lmao 🥹

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

the economy is just as vibes-based as astrology and i would personally rather the planets be in charge of my life than a bunch of rich people

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

if astrology isn’t real why did it tell me i was about to become a main character right before i got added to the roster of two of the bigger local comedy groups 🤔

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

my real question is why does this club’s hand soap smell so good

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

they’re getting paid regardless, i don’t feel bad!!!!

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

currently engaging in my worst comedian behaviors (going to an out of town comic’s show and walking outside to smoke during the local openers that i see all the time) 😩

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

to which i say there’s a song about this and maybe develop a sense of identity outside what you do for work ✨

youtu.be

You Can't Be Missed If You Never Go Away

YouTube video by Cobra Starship - Topic

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

also i think too many of them are afraid of what it means for their personal identity if they were to stop doing comedy for more than 48hrs at a time lmao

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

realizing how much i’ve grown and evolved into a better comedian because i took time off to be a person is extremely validating but none of the assholes i work with would ever believe me if i told them taking some time off would help them be funnier lol

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/05/2026

i would also love to see a single one of these respondents elucidate what "moving to the center" MEANS in literally any of these cases lol

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

you know you’ve been in nightlife too long when getting home at 1am feels early and like a rare treat 😩

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

also i just made myself dessert why am i even debating my plans to stay my ass at home rn 😒

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

like it really comes down to the fact that interrupting my alone time might actually make their bad time worse and who even wants that (not me! not them! not anyone really!)

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

craving more alone time than i actually get while also being the friend that people want to have around when they’re having a bad day is ruining my life 🙃

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

there is no time when i am interested in debating

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

the internet has unfortunately made the word “satisfying” deeply and permanently unsatisfying to me lol

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

dude blasting “fireflies” by owl city in his car with the windows up in the bar parking lot: is it because of the crushing weight of capitalism or something else

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/04/2026

you are creating a culture of violence against us by accurately reporting on the culture of violence we're gleefully inflicting on others

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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

It's literally the same people running the same playbook.

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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Hrm. I'll still see it because I love Lowery's work but this review rubs me the wrong way. Mostly because it is so heavily built around the thesis that it is a film with barely any men and no male voices on screen...but it was written and directed by a man. You kind of can't just brush over that.

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

in the end the bosses will scream about nobody wanting to work while they take three months to decide a potential hire wants too much money from them in exchange for their time and labor

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

obviously this cannot happen under capitalism where wasting people’s time without compensation is a valuable form of labor exploitation and therefore necessary for it to work

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

maybe if companies were obligated to pay potential job candidates for the amount of their time they waste it would incentivize employers to stop taking months just to turn someone down

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

who the FUCK is screaming "LOG OFF" at my house. thank you for caring about my wellbeing. every day I am trying my best to turn off the demon portal and never return

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Anne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I have never cared much about what a generation has been labeled, but I just heard someone refer to the youngest children now as Generation AI and this needs to be resisted with tremendous strength.

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I tried to be chill about this because gun violence is shitty, and I don't doubt people were scared. But some of these folks are handling themselves badly, maybe because this is the most interesting thing that's ever happened to them, and they're frustrated that the rest of us don't feel that way.

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

This weekend, I thought about the time a stray bullet passed through my bedroom window when I was 15. I was a kid. I had a lot of feelings. But compared to some of these White House correspondents, I was a model of grace and maturity. That's not self-praise, just judgment.

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Not Part of the Story @exegetic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Translation: they are proposing a bill that says you cannot under any circumstances use a computer for any purpose without allowing the United States government continuous monitoring and a backdoor

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Bwillett Comics, Monster Boyfriend Specialist @bwillettcomics.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I am very tired of people who create the cool stuff everyone loves dying prematurely and/or in poverty while every publisher under the sun is seemingly tripping over its own dick to figure out how to pay even *less* for the creations that pay for their yachts and country clubs

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✨ Vash Taylor ✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ TCAF #212 @deuxdel.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Okay this is really cool, and a consensus seems to be that it takes over a year for a full graphic novel, if its the full time project. Lets assume a freelancer has a 40 hour work week, and spends 35 hours on their graphic novel. I personally, have never been paid more than 50K USD for a book.

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decriminalize arson @decriminalizearson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

sex change surgery to get a second pair of jaws like the xenomorph

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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite @christcooper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

also finding it very interesting at how the only reported injury was a member of secret service

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Public discourse around trans people seems genuinely insane if you know enough trans people. Despite all the Ideology Stealing Our Kids narrative what I overwhelmingly have experienced is, basically, sad nerds who become somewhat happier nerds once they decide to transition. it just seems fine 🤷

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