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ChrisK

@chriskwell.bsky.social
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/08/2026
Can I get an amen?
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Our America as WE know it💔
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Great more poets
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Shogirl224 @shogirl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Must have been really hard for Pirro to admit there was no crime, again. 0 for 2. The ham sandwich indictment = lost. The reflecting pool lining = dropped. The only winner, Late night comedians.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/07/2026
I’m trying to re-home a small poodle that barks a LOT. If interested DM me and I'II jump over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.
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Nerdist @nerdist.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A live-action RoboCop series is on the way to Prime Video.
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ROBOCOP Will Report For Duty Again With New Prime Video Series
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
She was going to make a pot for me
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Edward Elderman @elderman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well it’s a drive
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Amen my dad took me to every movie after the Producers ( I must have been way too young) and we had to richest secret fun together. I remember an elbow to the ribs when I tried to reenact the campfire scene for some church ladies at our house.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Save money on raw oysters by having a friend blow their nose right into your mouth.
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Something just brushed past my leg!" — Luke Skywalker, #StarWars Image credit: tempestkc on Threads #LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 18/06/2026
A teenager thrown to the ground Wednesday when a Central Park carriage horse bolted away from its driver has died, according to police.
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Teenager dies after being thrown from horse-drawn carriage in NYC's Central Park
Police say a teenager thrown to the ground when a Central Park carriage horse bolted away from its driver has died.
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Snopes @snopes.com · 17/06/2026
Rep. Thomas Massie accurately noted during a recent speech that Israel used napalm on the USS Liberty during a 1967 attack. But he didn't "confirm" new findings, as some posts claim. The attack has been part of the public historical record for decades. www.snopes.com/fact-check/i...
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Thomas Massie didn't 'confirm' Israel dropped napalm on USS Liberty. The truth was exposed decades ago
Both the United States and Israel determined the attack was an accident. Survivors and prominent officials at the time of the incident have disagreed.
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I bit a girl and they made me ho to the office
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
A woodpecker on a tree trunk with an owl peering out from a hole in the tree.
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Become the squid
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
He’s a biter
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That’s Charles Napier
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Cute as hell
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Except south of the equator
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
No
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I grew up behind a shipyard. I’m not a fan of being hit in the face but a lot of our political leadership would have benefited from being hit in the face more.
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“Sir, this isn’t an Arbys”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Godzilla stomps through a city and thinks to himself "For Godzilla all cities are walkable."
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i gave mine a little hat
A notice addressed to all employees with the subject "Cigarette butts" reads: "Please distinguish your cigarette butt before disposing."
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Is anyone else conferring degrees?
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
*youth pastor voice* You know who else had a heavy backlog?
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Great, animal abuse for entertainment
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
someone told me i should be charging for these terrible puns so i’ve decided to send you all a bill
Close-up of a duck’s bill.
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
These cargo short pockets are full of feelings, bro
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Why do we keep losing wars? tomorrowsaffairs.com/the-age-of-a...
tomorrowsaffairs.com
The age of asymmetry – the weak have learned how to make the strong bleed
Why is the world not bowing to American power? Why do adversaries not surrender when confronted with superior force?
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Animal abusers
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/05/2026
He means white people.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
CANNIBALS: oh fuck yes
a blue cardboard product display in a supermarket that reads “Entenmann’s” and “Goes great with people™️” in white text.  there are milk cartons in the background.
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
People forget, before John Belushi was a comedian and actor he was a sexy portrait model for Caravaggio.
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
No Pepsi-Coke!
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A Krispy Kreme man made of hash browns SOLD
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
That’s not a moon!
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’m just talkin bout QUACK
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The Satanic Temple TV @tsttv.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hellmouth Religious Services: Hexennacht - A Holiday Celebration - 4/28/2026 From witch hunts to Satanic panics — we remember the innocent, inspect the threads of the past, and weave toward justice. Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV. See you there 🐐🕯️
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Busy day at a DC courthouse waiting for the hotel gun dude
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“This is awesome! Don’t you think this is awesome? So awesome!” “You are SO immature.”
An excited dog sits next to a scowling cat in a bicycle basket.
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Who wore it better
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Who wore it better
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ChrisK @chriskwell.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Watching the Pitt, haven’t averted my eyes so much since I saw the Lord in 1215 AD
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