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Chris LUFC

@chrisbrough99.bsky.social
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Leeds fan, project manager, homebrewer, runner

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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What a match. Pity they got that consolation goal but it doesn't change that we're really bloody good #lufc
Elland Road under the lights
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Walking over to the start line of the Great North Run! My wonderful wife is running for Endometriosis UK after finally getting her diagnosis last year - it's a brilliant charity, such a worthy cause! ajbellgreatnorthrun2026.enthuse.com/pf/bethany-b...
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 11/09/2026
Interesting. I was just thinking about how constructing a practically unworkable nationwide Gender Stasi to cruelly police 0.5% of the population is probably much more costly than simply letting children enjoy sport and allowing people to piss where they like, but it's funny how we assign value.
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RotoTrix @rototrix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chelsea had 2.40 xG to #lufc 2.39. They scored 6 goals from 2.40 xG - that's just downright bizarre. I still don't really know what that game was. If that was their xG, then approx 0.76 of it is accounted for via a soft penalty. Bizarre football match.
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Steve Jones @sjlufc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Let's not forget in our justified frustrations with individual players and the manager that Chelsea brought on subs valued at about half a billion pounds for the second half. We still have a long long way to go. #lufc
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Too bloody late now #lufc
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Soft penalty, dreadful defending and goal music, what an awful evening. #lufc
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unfortunately just watched the first 5 minutes of BBC News. They just had the US Ambassador to Israel on asking why the UK is doing this to Israel rather than North Korea and Russia... The UK does have huge sanctions on both of those countries for violating international law‽ Am I going mad?
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Tommy @tommy-lufc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Absolutely take that. Brentford genuinely very good & credit to the subs for changing the game. Nmecha continues to be one of the most confusing footballers ever but did the job for us again. DCL off the mark too. Pray for Rodon, such an important player for us, can’t afford to lose him. #lufc
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Steve Jones @sjlufc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you are in the east stand upper around seats T 150 to 170 and have lost a phone I have handed it to the stewards. #lufc
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Really poor first half, getting out played in every position and looking like we're really lacking confidence. Need a good talking to at half time - something needs to change #lufc
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If ever there was a stat that could make me more nervous for Sunday..!
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not a bad first half for a team with a good few changes. We definitely looked to be the more threatening team #lufc
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Top 5 used Simpsons quotes: 1. Everything's coming up Milhouse! 2. They're saying boo-urns. 3. You don't win friends with salad. 4. Call that a knife‽ 5. I don't remember saying good luck.
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fine enough, I guess. First 20 minutes or so were good and we looked really threatening, but after that we were just a bit too sloppy. Really could go either way... #LUFC
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That was fun. Anyway, onto the important thing of the evening... #lufc
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Does anyone know if you can find out how many games you went to last year? I went to quite a few but a fair few were transfers from my dad's ST when he was recovering from surgery... Do they count? #lufc
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"are there any bad @stephencollins.bsky.social cartoons?" No, of course not, I've been laughing at this one for three minutes
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
static.klipy.com
The Blues Brothers: Dan Aykroyd & John Belushi Toast
ALT: The Blues Brothers: Dan Aykroyd & John Belushi Toast
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah, I've been trying to get through to a lot of people about that, I'm not "cancelling someone because I disagree with her opinions," I'm explaining that every time you go see the Harry Potter play or buy a pair of Hufflepuff socks, you are personally directly funding a hate campaign
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Josh Cawthorne @cawth.co · 19/07/2026
Good riddance to one of the most corrupt tournaments I've ever seen. FIFA is an embarrassment to the sport, and I hope European nations don't forget or just let the countless injustices of this tournament go. Infantino has to go.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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SparkAlistair @alistairspark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
English side #GrimsbyTown released their new away kit which is inspired by #Italian culture and the video is superb🤌 In 1996, #Grimsby and #Milan had almost identical kits so they decided to bring it back #grimsbytownfc #gtfc #EFL #calcio #italy #fashion #football #footballnews #bluesky #viral #fyp
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Diddlysquat @vimfuego18.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Graham G-Dog Smyth v Fab Romano. The Beef. #LUFC 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
One of the lessons of the last two years is that Labour urgently needs to stop being afraid of its own shadow. Burnham should appoint whoever he thinks would be the best Chancellor and throw his authority behind them. The Daily Mail will try to kill them anyway. So just govern.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23
Telegraph headiline:

"Heatwave hysterics wouldn't have lasted a day in 1976", overlaid with a bold “MONK DEBUNKED” stamp.
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Do we think we're away for both our first and last games to give more time for construction over summer? Has this been mentioned anywhere? #lufc
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/06/2026
Fixed it for you Marcelo mate x
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 15/06/2026
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Finishing work, putting the TV on and having a world cup match on the screen - this is more like it
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Isn't it great that they expanded the world cup so teams like Curaçao qualify, it really adds to the tournament #gercuw
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Had an almost physical recoil seeing Marsch on the sideline reacting like a berk to an awful shot then #lufc
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Here we gooooo.
A compilation image of various MAGA ghouls.
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Newell's Old Boys - English News @newellsoldboys.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Uruguay's squad announcement video for the World Cup features Marcelo Bielsa on a bike revealing the names he has chosen in his 26-man group 🇺🇾
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btngnrtn @btngnrtn.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This game should be boycotted, not only because of all the clubs around the world Red Bull GmbH has destroyed, but also for the damage it’s doing to Leeds United’s identity and integrity via the far-right ideologies it routinely platforms on its ServusTV channel. #lufc
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Marc Blackburn @marcyeboah.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hull and Boro both trying to bore each other to death
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John Henry Falle @thestorybeast.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The AI rollout: a metaphor.
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Tommy Robinson's rally yesterday
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Yesterday was a lot of fun United are back #lufc
Elland Road at full capacity before the start of the Leeds Vs Brighton matchDuring the Leeds Vs Brighton match showing the scoreboard at 1-0 with over 99 minutes played.
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Feels like I'm watching a cup match - weird not to have jeopardy #lufc
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Even if he was being held, still feels like his arms were flapping, wouldn't have caught it either way
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Is it only me that thinks that save by Raya wasn't that great? It wasn't a great shot, straight at him?
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 08/05/2026
Commiserations to Sir David Attenborough on his 100th birthday, as he is now too old to be allowed to play with LEGO.
A lego box showing age range 4-99
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 08/05/2026
waking up and reading about the results of the locals and feeling very
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Another game, another 9000th in the queue so membership allocated tickets have sold out by the time I'm at the front... Next disappointment, the ballot #lufc
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Grumpelstiltskin @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Pepto Bismol Diarrhoea Man has arrived at the Met Gala. #metgala
Pepto Bismol Diarrhoea Man at the Met Gala
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Chris LUFC @chrisbrough99.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
You'd think the ref would be a bit more conservative with his cards given last time... Not a great half but not bad. Let's get a second so we can start to relax #lufc
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