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Chris

@chreeeeeees.bsky.social
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Aspiring telephone sanitiser, FIA formula 2 fan and campaigner for the return of popping candy chocolate oranges . Supreme allied commander, war on the motorist (He/Him)

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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 10h
"frustrating when people rush to judgement" The proccess took 4 fucking years Andy
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 16h
Surely the only logical punishment since Manchester City has been convicted is not relegating them to the championship/league 2/national league/northern counties league, but sending them to the Australian A league
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nationalisation is clearly going to better than it did last time because we’re prefixing everything with ‘Great British’ rather than just ‘British’ and that means it can’t go wrong
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can imagine I’ll only be disappointed if I watch number 54 and it’s not about a high class bureau de change
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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and yes, I do think that there would (rightly) be criticism if a Western state did something this crass and a racing series capitulated to it, there was (rightly) criticism of the embarrassing IndyCar Washington fiasco and F1 deserves to get shit for being used as a political pawn
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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the POINT of this stunt about moving the grand prix to the Saturday and holding it this weekend is that Aliyev wants to draw attention to his agenda here. the idea is to get foreigners in and push the Azerbaijan narrative. Armenia can't afford to do this sort of shit. it's a stunt.
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Clearly a community asset of critical importance when it’s so well used
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
What on earth is happening?
  This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Love my green council for standing up for the green issues that really matter: protecting the motorist
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do you think we could find a village willing to declare independence unless Andy Burnham appoints a secretary of states for culture media and sport
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
‘Leader of the Reform party in Wales gets arrested’ day comes earlier every year
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m not sure sure the weather is good enough to play cricket in October
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We've had a "Number 10 spokesperson" briefing to journalists, and reported comments from Burnham in a closed door meeting That's pissweak. If you can make videos about chicken nuggets or whatever, you can make videos about violent fascists
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think the worst part of Labour's response to the fascist mobilisation is Andy Burnham's absence. He's the most popular politician in the country, with social media reach and actual powers of persuasion, and he's saying nothing in public. He can actually be of use here but he's choosing not to
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ultimately, for all his flaws, I have to be fully behind a mayor who’s waged war on the motorist and is fighting Westminster council’s attempts to set the capital’s bedtime/be in denial that they’re the middle of a global city not some sleepy village in the shires
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Time for Andy Burnham to appoint a Culture Secretary.
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Of course fascism can be defeated through my own policy preferences (the war on the motorist and walkable high density cities)
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I want the Prime Minister to look into a TV camera and say the RNLI are heroes, that we do not change policy by street violence in this country, and that he expects any criminal action to face the full force of the law. That's it. That's all he has to do.
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think there’s also a popular line of thought of if you fix people’s economic circumstances, that’s enough to stop the far-right, when that really doesn’t explain why the wealthiest country in human history voted for a fascist in 2024, or all the other non-economic drivers of the far right
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Laura Gordon @lauragordon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This government reminds me of Joe Biden. Biden didn't want to be the prosecute Trump president, he wanted to pass an infrastructure bill. Burnham doesn't want to be the take on the hard right PM, he wants to do social care reform and devo. But you have to do the task you're set or face disaster.
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Dylan Difford @dylandifford.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Share a thought tonight for James Johnson, who will for once not have to motivatedly reason his way to why a poll-related news story is positive for the Tories, but won't be able to share that insight.
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
At this point I would take worse signal on trains if it meant people weren’t able to watch tik toks or whatever without headphones
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm not Rohmed, I'm not Rohmed, I scream until I long knife myself into the night
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 4 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. Attempted murder, what sort of crime is that? Do they give a Nobel prize in attempted chemistry? 2. Hearsay and conjecture are kinds of evidence 3. Not a very happy birthday for Rex Banner 4.No I said he sleeps with the fishes
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A well priced seat-frog upgrade on LNER is such a great little luxury
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anecdotally there has been a rise in the number of kids taking 1 minute to complete their online maths homework in the past year. Also the SEN homework club that I help with definitely has been less well attended which suggests kids are using ai instead of getting help
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Depends on when Rory Stewart is going to post his phone number on the internet again
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In a real bad place rn (the Heathrow baggage reclaim hall)
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s funny that every time this opinion is expressed it is opinion-laundered through the idea that the issue is entirely about music (which at least has conceivable circumstances where it’s not entirely anti-social), rather than engaging with the more prevalent tik-tok/insta reels aspect
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just crossed the straight of messina with zero whirlpools or monsters eating 6 of the crew. I don’t know why Odessyus made it seem so tricky
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Delayed taking off from Gatwick because there’s going to be another plane making in emergency landing is not the perfect start to a holiday
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jim Hackerr: I know exactly who watches 80-90s Star Trek Series. TNG is watched by people who think they run the country. DS9 is watched by people who think they ought to run the country. VOY is watched by people who actually do run the country (completely lost and without internal consistency)
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
To have a completely tepid take: it was probably right to close schools in Covid, but it was immensely damaging to a lot of kids education and it’s something that that the school system is still going to be feeling for another decade, and it’s a complete disservice there hasn’t been catch up funding
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Given that vanilla is actually quite a rare and expensive spice, literally the second after saffron, and is actually ubiquitous and desirable in its fairly distinct flavour it's weird that we are so snide about it.
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Citymapper should have a feature that tells you what time the routes you didn’t take actually would have arrived
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I was Odysseus I simply would have sailed straight home. Picture unrelated
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
1. Oppenheimer 2. Interstellar 3. The Dark Knight
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
galactic fumble with mahmood and nandy keeping their roles. interstellar fumble. cosmic fumble. astral fumble
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Idea for a heartwarming historical sports film. Set in Germany in 1947, some British soldiers rehabilitate a group of demobbed Prussian aristocrats by forcing them to play football where they four of them physically delineate the scoring area. That’s “Junkers for Goalposts” - coming December 2027.
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Current mood
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Bugger
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Anyone familiar with how Scottish defamation law is different to English? My understanding of English defamation law is it’s hard to sue as organisation rather than as an individual because organisations have to prove a financial loss, but I don’t know if Scottish law is different on this
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I would be much more pleased to see Shabana Mahmood leave the Home Office if she was going to any other job other than the one best placed to push back on the Home office being anti-immigration. Having a CoE who will not speak for the economic benefits of migration will be a disaster
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Missed the York press managing to find a local angle for the Farage by election
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 07/07/2026
Saying you're the "most physically attacked" MP when two MPs have been killed in the last decade is just horribly self-absorbed.
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Incredible local angle here
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’ve capsized a sailing boat 4 times whilst sailing on Greenland dock, god willing I’m hoping to match that in one session today
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Chris @chreeeeeees.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Not quite directly relevant but I remember when my parents set up an automatic tech curfew for my computer and all that incentivised me to do was to log straight onto Minecraft when I got home from school and only start on my homework at 10pm
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