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Charlie Beckerman

@chozzles.bsky.social
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Writer, PhD Student at University of Cincinnati, find my work at www.charliebeckerman.com. 🏳️‍🌈 he/him, 🌞♍️🌜♎️🌅♍️, Tae-biased

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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 14/09/2026
RIP His cameo in the last season of Hacks was perfect 💖
Bob Mackie at his desk saying, "I got to do something for Cher."Bob Mackie at his desk saying, "The next thing you know,"Bob Mackie at his desk saying, "Sabrina Carpenter is outside my door"Bob Mackie at his desk saying, "with a sewing machine and a gun."
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As if the headline isn't enough incentive, do read this short news story to the last paragraph because MAN does it escalate! playbill.com/article/man-...
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Man Sentenced to 2-Year Jail Sentence After Strangling Fellow Theatregoer for Singing Along During We Will Rock You
The dust-up happened at a 2023 press performance in London's West End.
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well it appears as if the Cincinnati broadcast has been preempted for our Labor Day Fireworks #bb28 🤬
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m surprised that Devens isn’t more keen to be on the initial block to give him more shots at getting out, bc if Devens doesn’t end up on the first block he’s going up in the case of a veto #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
These super closeups on Devens’ eyes are freaking me out #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Barrett have you been reading Bluesky #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“These balls just fly down the rainbow.” Same, Devens, same. #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This talking sock swifter commercial is somehow terrifying #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Honestly the accent is terrible but not AS terrible as I was expecting #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Plane Jane: Mama Kudos For Spilling
Alt: Plane Jane: Mama Kudos For Spilling
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thank you so much to @turnandwork.com for featuring my story in @xraylitmag.bsky.social! You can find it here: xraylitmag.com/origin-story...
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Origin Story by Charlie Beckerman
Your mother found the place on the website that back then seemed so novel and now is considered low-key evil. “It’s on the second floor,” she’d said. “They say there’s no elevator but that shouldn’t b...
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This John Williams 92 Olympics victory music #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“You’ve been lying this entire game, for sport!” Melody you see the issue here right #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lollllll “tune in for the twist, just kidding we won’t tell you til Sunday and also we’re turning the live feeds off” are they taking their PR advice from Dee, just trying to piss their fans all the way off? #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Saddest anyone has ever looked winning the block buster #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m not rooting for Taylor to win and I am a fully homosexual man BUT she looks great here, giving high priced lawyer about to give closing arguments and win the whole case #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The fact that Hayley is still here after Chuk and Kamu leaving is bananas #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It does feel wild that Devens and Dee haven’t done this emotional math before today. #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Tim was amazing, and he had twice as many lines as everybody else. It was an aria." —Michael McKean on Tim Curry's performance in "Clue." www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXsP...
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Tim Curry's Impossible Final Act in Clue Still Unmatched
YouTube video by Clue Doc
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Perhaps the culture warriors are unfamiliar with @dasharez0ne.bsky.social’s most poignant and influential work. It works for everyone! Even conservative assholes!
Meme of a skeleton running with the words “JUST WALK OUT” across the top, and “you can leave!!!” underneath. Along the left side there’s a list of things:
“work 
social thing 
movies 
home 
class 
dentist
clothes shoppi
too fancy weed store 
cops if your quick
 friend ships
DA SHARE ZO
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!
real winners quit”
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's my story on Texas' drag ban being ruled unconstitutional again. Fun quote from Judge David Hittner, a Reagan appointee: "Finally, for those who find such activities as described in this case offensive, the solution is relatively simple … just don’t go." www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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'Just don't go': Judge once again finds Texas drag ban unconstitutional
For the second time in three years, a federal judge has ruled Texas' ban on drag shows is unconstitutional.
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Peter Norton @norton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tbf you could probably make a similar set of memes about Jesus (though he wouldn’t dress as well)
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
MATILDA was the first book I read over 200 pages and I devoured it in 24 hours… the first time I fell into a book that way.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
But where will people shelter during the Blitz?
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The full body physiological response to looking at a cover letter you already sent in and finding a spot where you mis-spelled San Diego as "San Deigo"
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Penguin Melts: Climate Change & Global Warming
ALT: Penguin Melts: Climate Change & Global Warming
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The look on Devens’ face during Kamu’s speech spoke volumes #bb28
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have a new short story up today @xraylitmag.bsky.social! So excited and honored to have them publish this story!
xraylitmag.com
Origin Story by Charlie Beckerman
Your mother found the place on the website that back then seemed so novel and now is considered low-key evil. “It’s on the second floor,” she’d said. “They say there’s no elevator but that shouldn’t b...
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can confirm, caught one of these geniuses on camera recently (it’s nighttime, we just have ridiculously bright streetlights)
Picture of a Raccoon right outside my window staring right at me.
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My univ only offers async/online over the summer, which barely feels like teaching w/23 students. But bc of sched quirks I ended up with 9, 4 of whom withdrew. I got to do so much good work with the remaining 5. There’re a lot of challenges teaching comp but overload doesn’t have to be one of them.
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
TENET (2020), dir. Christopher Nolan
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If you see this post a knight
Picture of a scene from the Renaissance Faire near Cincinnati focused on a Knight holding a shield decorated with the colors of the trans flag and reading “Trans Knights are Human Knights”
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Agree 100% but not wildly optimistic. Sherrod Brown’s webpage doesn’t mention he’s a Democrat, doesn’t say where he stands on current issues (Gaza, climate change, LGBTQ+ rights), just has very beige statements about past work. He’s 73yo and there’s 0 things to get fired up about for his campaign.
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Guy yelling across the entire farmers market: I GOT THE MUSHROOMS ALREADY. Same guy: I ALREADY GOT THE MUSHROOMS. Same dude again: I SAID I GOT THE MUSHROOMS. Random guy #1: HOW MUCH WERE THEY? Random Guy #2: WHAT KIND DID YOU GET? Random Guy # 3: ARE THEY ANY GOOD?
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Even if you don’t agree with her, that review is an amazing example of someone knowing their shit 1000% and deploying their take with the specificity of a ninja
Screenshot of a paragraph from a review of The Odyssey published in the London Review of Books, with automatically captured text:

London Review
OF BOOKS
Nolan's Odyssey lacks many of the elements that make the poem great. It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior's glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words.
There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Um… does this mean we welcome him to the War on Cars?
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
Cover of Fiona Apple’s 1999 album “When the Pawn…”
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jim Carrey in his most ambitious role yet (I am drunk)
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Due to schedule shenanigans (incl my section being listed last) I ended up w/9 students, and only 5 of engaged w/the class. Once I knew who the core 5 students were tho, I got to spend a lot of time on feedback and support. It’s the closest I’ve felt to actual teaching in an online/async course.
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Why yes my Bluesky running commentary is coming from someone I know about from the podcast formerly known as Remainiacs
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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Do you ever find yourself unexpectedly and quietly devastated that Whitney Houston isn’t still alive?
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Once again @jpbrammer.bsky.social appears to be writing from inside my own brain: "As someone who felt ugly, I had no natural defenses against a hot person wanting to kiss me." (Also, JP, you're 35, you have ages!, said the 42 year old.)
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On Being Cooked, and It Being Over for Me
Time, comparison, and thieves.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/07/2026
i can’t stop laughing at this
SALUTE TO AMERICA

IMMEDIATE EVACUATION
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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. Happy 250, America!
An image of a list of the 27 grievances against King George III in the Declaration of Independence. Donald Trump's regime has committed at least 20 of them in whole or in part, condensed into the list below:
1.	He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
2.	He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation …
3.	He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing … his invasions on the rights of the people.
4.	He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; … obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners …
5.	He has obstructed the Administration of Justice …
6.	He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices …
7.	He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
8.	He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
9.	He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
10.	He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution … giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
11.	For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
12.	For protecting them … from punishment for any Murders which they should commit …
13.	For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
14.	For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
15.	For depriving us … of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
16.	For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
17.	For … abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
18.	He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
19.	He has … destroyed the lives of our people.
20.	He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us …
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot
Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player biting an apple. The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.
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Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Not sure if the Venn diagram crossover zone for this has anyone but me in it but I’m still glad I made it.
An image of a Drag Queen from RuPaul’s Drag Race with text overlayed. The original quote is “This is not RuPaul’s Best Friend Race!” but now reads “This is not the National Media’s Preferred Senate Candidate Race!”
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