Reposted by Charlie BeckermanRachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 14/09/2026RIP His cameo in the last season of Hacks was perfect 💖 1218
Reposted by Charlie BeckermanMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As if the headline isn't enough incentive, do read this short news story to the last paragraph because MAN does it escalate! playbill.com/article/man-...playbill.comMan Sentenced to 2-Year Jail Sentence After Strangling Fellow Theatregoer for Singing Along During We Will Rock YouThe dust-up happened at a 2023 press performance in London's West End. 1171073330
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If it’s sparkling that might be bad? But I’m not a mechanic. 000
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Well it appears as if the Cincinnati broadcast has been preempted for our Labor Day Fireworks #bb28 🤬 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’m surprised that Devens isn’t more keen to be on the initial block to give him more shots at getting out, bc if Devens doesn’t end up on the first block he’s going up in the case of a veto #bb28 000
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026These super closeups on Devens’ eyes are freaking me out #bb28 000
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“These balls just fly down the rainbow.” Same, Devens, same. #bb28 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This talking sock swifter commercial is somehow terrifying #bb28 000
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Honestly the accent is terrible but not AS terrible as I was expecting #bb28 110
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comPlane Jane: Mama Kudos For SpillingAlt: Plane Jane: Mama Kudos For Spilling 000
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Thank you so much to @turnandwork.com for featuring my story in @xraylitmag.bsky.social! You can find it here: xraylitmag.com/origin-story...xraylitmag.comOrigin Story by Charlie BeckermanYour mother found the place on the website that back then seemed so novel and now is considered low-key evil. “It’s on the second floor,” she’d said. “They say there’s no elevator but that shouldn’t b... 031
Reposted by Charlie BeckermanThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 367201429894
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This John Williams 92 Olympics victory music #bb28 000
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“You’ve been lying this entire game, for sport!” Melody you see the issue here right #bb28 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Lollllll “tune in for the twist, just kidding we won’t tell you til Sunday and also we’re turning the live feeds off” are they taking their PR advice from Dee, just trying to piss their fans all the way off? #bb28 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Saddest anyone has ever looked winning the block buster #bb28 020
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’m not rooting for Taylor to win and I am a fully homosexual man BUT she looks great here, giving high priced lawyer about to give closing arguments and win the whole case #bb28 000
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The fact that Hayley is still here after Chuk and Kamu leaving is bananas #bb28 020
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It does feel wild that Devens and Dee haven’t done this emotional math before today. #bb28 060
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Tim was amazing, and he had twice as many lines as everybody else. It was an aria." —Michael McKean on Tim Curry's performance in "Clue." www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXsP...youtube.comTim Curry's Impossible Final Act in Clue Still UnmatchedYouTube video by Clue Doc 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Perhaps the culture warriors are unfamiliar with @dasharez0ne.bsky.social’s most poignant and influential work. It works for everyone! Even conservative assholes! 040
Reposted by Charlie Beckermangwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here's my story on Texas' drag ban being ruled unconstitutional again. Fun quote from Judge David Hittner, a Reagan appointee: "Finally, for those who find such activities as described in this case offensive, the solution is relatively simple … just don’t go." www.chron.com/culture/arti...chron.com'Just don't go': Judge once again finds Texas drag ban unconstitutionalFor the second time in three years, a federal judge has ruled Texas' ban on drag shows is unconstitutional. 181646418
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tbf you could probably make a similar set of memes about Jesus (though he wouldn’t dress as well) 011
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026MATILDA was the first book I read over 200 pages and I devoured it in 24 hours… the first time I fell into a book that way. 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 22/08/2026But where will people shelter during the Blitz? 000
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The full body physiological response to looking at a cover letter you already sent in and finding a spot where you mis-spelled San Diego as "San Deigo"static.klipy.comPenguin Melts: Climate Change & Global WarmingALT: Penguin Melts: Climate Change & Global Warming 120
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The look on Devens’ face during Kamu’s speech spoke volumes #bb28 040
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Not me shouting at my TV “Girl press the button!!!!!” 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I have a new short story up today @xraylitmag.bsky.social! So excited and honored to have them publish this story!xraylitmag.comOrigin Story by Charlie BeckermanYour mother found the place on the website that back then seemed so novel and now is considered low-key evil. “It’s on the second floor,” she’d said. “They say there’s no elevator but that shouldn’t b... 162
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Haha I think part of it is the digital camera lightening things artificially but I also have blackout curtains 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Can confirm, caught one of these geniuses on camera recently (it’s nighttime, we just have ridiculously bright streetlights) 100
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My univ only offers async/online over the summer, which barely feels like teaching w/23 students. But bc of sched quirks I ended up with 9, 4 of whom withdrew. I got to do so much good work with the remaining 5. There’re a lot of challenges teaching comp but overload doesn’t have to be one of them. 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026He’ll get my vote in November but I’ll be hard pressed to give him any of my time or money. 000
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Agree 100% but not wildly optimistic. Sherrod Brown’s webpage doesn’t mention he’s a Democrat, doesn’t say where he stands on current issues (Gaza, climate change, LGBTQ+ rights), just has very beige statements about past work. He’s 73yo and there’s 0 things to get fired up about for his campaign. 121
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Guy yelling across the entire farmers market: I GOT THE MUSHROOMS ALREADY. Same guy: I ALREADY GOT THE MUSHROOMS. Same dude again: I SAID I GOT THE MUSHROOMS. Random guy #1: HOW MUCH WERE THEY? Random Guy #2: WHAT KIND DID YOU GET? Random Guy # 3: ARE THEY ANY GOOD? 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Even if you don’t agree with her, that review is an amazing example of someone knowing their shit 1000% and deploying their take with the specificity of a ninja 020
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Um… does this mean we welcome him to the War on Cars? 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The Referee Cam should add special effects to reflect this 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Jim Carrey in his most ambitious role yet (I am drunk) 000
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Due to schedule shenanigans (incl my section being listed last) I ended up w/9 students, and only 5 of engaged w/the class. Once I knew who the core 5 students were tho, I got to spend a lot of time on feedback and support. It’s the closest I’ve felt to actual teaching in an online/async course. 010
Charlie Beckerman @chozzles.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Why yes my Bluesky running commentary is coming from someone I know about from the podcast formerly known as Remainiacs 010