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Smoked like a Cass Sunstein on a main character day.

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You Just Got Chotinered @chotinered.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The [Editors’s notes] in this interview could take down a herd of elephants.
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You Just Got Chotinered @chotinered.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Another banger from our man Chotiner
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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Rogan: well I'm just asking questions Chotiner: as a journalist might Rogan: i think so Chotiner: so, in a sense, we are both... Rogan: oh shit oh shit
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If Chotiner wants to interview Joe Rogan, however, I will click on that so fast I will leave a burn mark on the keyboard
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
funny thing about Chotiner is that like half his interviews are with normal, knowledgeable people who come off fine, but those don’t get any traction because they’re no fun. the people who we laugh at think they’re part of that first group when they start talking.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I wonder if sometimes Chotiner tries to see what the lowest amount of rope he can get a guy to hang himself with is
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Ian McShane MacGowan @schwajohn.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
is this the first chotiner interview where the subject remains utterly, blissfully obtuse all the way to the end? did spinotti think "nailed it" at the end?
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Jeff Raymond @jeff.masstransparency.org · 02/02/2026
jaw on the floor here:
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Joe Cooper 🇺🇦 @swelljoe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
If I were the Riefenstahl of the Fourth Reich, I simply would not do an interview with Chotiner.
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Eric Panzer @ericpanzer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Doing an interview with Chotiner without a lawyer present feels like a Miranda rights violation
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
do you think chotiner lies in bed at night giggling to himself
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It’s actually pretty easy to beat Isaac Chotiner if you know what to do (wait until he completes his third attack sequence, roll behind him, use Flame Dart until you’re out of mana, hide under the gargoyle head until his Rage Wing Spin finishes, stun him with a Sylvan Dagger, equip the Thallslayer w
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
this is so much like a bluesky chotiner meme interview that i honestly thought it was fake for a minute
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I hadn't asked myself the question "what if chotiner got to interview leni riefenstahl?" before now, but I guess it's nice to have an answer regardless
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 01/02/2026
LOL
An excerpt from the article linked below.

Chotiner: You told the Times that Brett [Ratner] "made some mistakes." Has he told you that he made mistakes?

Spinotti: No. No. No. Isaac, no. All I'm saying is that I worked with him twelve hours, fifteen hours, a day, and then everybody went their own way. Our age difference is wide. I could be his father.

Chotiner: I read that Roman Polanski is a father figure to him. So that role might already be filled. There are a lot of people who feel affection for Brett.
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
CHOTINER: Three or four replies down, people say the bit is ‘played out’ YOU: Well, that’s the point, right? It’s self-referential CHOTINER: Thirteen people agree with you YOU: I mean- I didn’t post it to go viral. It just made me laugh CHOTINER: That’s why you retweet it when my articles drop
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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
ME: I knew Pagliacci was a stage name, but the joke didn't work unless I pretended it was his real name. CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor. M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers. C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends. M: Hold on
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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look
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Art Martinez-Tebbel @amtebbel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I hope one day we get a Chotiner interview where the subject fires their publicist in the middle of it
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Jack de Quidt @notquitereal.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
chotiner painting a tunnel onto a wall for a roadrunner
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Why people sit down for interviews with Isaac Chotiner:
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 01/02/2026
This is a skeet about Chotiner and it is correct.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
CHOTINER: And you wanted people to take it seriously. ME: Yes. I have important things to say about this issue. CHOTINER: But your previous post was about Muppets. ME: It'd be funny if they did a movie where the only human was Dershowitz. CHOTINER: (pause) the one from the allegations? ME: Yeah
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"Wake up, babe," my wife said, "new Chotiner homicide just dropped"
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 01/02/2026
imagine seeing Isaac Chotiner come up on your caller ID and actually answering it
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
one thing that's great about Bluesky is when there's new Chotiner piece we all meet up like fans of a band for a surprise listening party
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
CHOTINER: You were an early riser today. PHIL: The 2nd is a big day; it's important I get it right. CHOTINER: Six more weeks of winter—is that exact, or...? PHIL: I mean, it's science. CHOTINER: The data I have shows you're correct only 35% of the time, less than random guesses. PHIL: Look—
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
like we can't even give credit to isaac chotiner here for savaging this man. the man savaged himself
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
i don't know if i've ever seen a chotining where chotiner gives up in the middle and goes "ok buddy. here's your petard." www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...
newyorker.com
What a “Melania” Cinematographer Hoped to Accomplish
Dante Spinotti has had a legendary Hollywood career. Why is he making propaganda for the Trump family?
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires. Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess. Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining. Documentarian: Exactly. Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
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Isaac Chotiner @ichotiner.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 18/12/2025
the chotiner of photography
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Bob A @onkelbob.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
We need Isaac Chotiner to give Tom Cotton a call and ask if he wants to talk. Maybe Isaac can help clear this up for us.
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petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
one phone call with chotiner and this lady would **** *******
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JustMe @justmegi.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The New Yorker's Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
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The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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who! @ithadtobewho.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Chotiner: so I understand that you limit your children’s snacks before dinner for the sake of their appetites Me: yes, it’s so frustrating to cook only for them to take 2 bites Chotiner: I notice there’s a lot less chips though and you served yourself a tiny plate Me: this interview is over
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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Dog: I’m going to smell this pine cone Isaac Chotiner: Do you want to smell it, or are you trying to eat it? Dog: I would like to smell the pine cone Chotiner: Ok, but when you smell it, are you also going to eat it? Dog (mouth full of pine cone): I juff wadda know wha ih smell like”
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Brian Lyman @brianlyman.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
CHOTINER: You have often expressed your love for everyone. One could say it’s the focus of your work? ELMO: Yes! Elmo lives everyone! CHOTINER: But there was also your public falling-out with Zoe over your favorite blank— ELMO: Elmo’s passions sometimes get the better of him
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Chotiner: Hello
Graham Linehan: Here's what you need to understand about sissy porn

Reply:

Prestidigitator John E... @tomscud.... • 2mo
Chotiner: who are you and why are you in my back yard
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You Just Got Chotinered @chotinered.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Breaking down the methods of an absolute legend
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
a big part of why chotinering is so satisfying is because he manages to get the evildoers to talk to him like he's a colleague before he humiliates them. 1
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Charlotte the Host Origami @carolotta.me · 25/11/2025
chotiner is some kraken, leviathan level sea creature
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