You Just Got Chotinered @chotinered.bsky.social · 19/03/2026The [Editors’s notes] in this interview could take down a herd of elephants. 000
Reposted by You Just Got Chotineredclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Rogan: well I'm just asking questions Chotiner: as a journalist might Rogan: i think so Chotiner: so, in a sense, we are both... Rogan: oh shit oh shit 0161
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026If Chotiner wants to interview Joe Rogan, however, I will click on that so fast I will leave a burn mark on the keyboard 41529
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 02/02/2026funny thing about Chotiner is that like half his interviews are with normal, knowledgeable people who come off fine, but those don’t get any traction because they’re no fun. the people who we laugh at think they’re part of that first group when they start talking. 529921
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredHell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I wonder if sometimes Chotiner tries to see what the lowest amount of rope he can get a guy to hang himself with is 08616
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredIan McShane MacGowan @schwajohn.bsky.social · 01/02/2026is this the first chotiner interview where the subject remains utterly, blissfully obtuse all the way to the end? did spinotti think "nailed it" at the end? 56607
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredJeff Raymond @jeff.masstransparency.org · 02/02/2026jaw on the floor here: 1088172
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredJoe Cooper 🇺🇦 @swelljoe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026If I were the Riefenstahl of the Fourth Reich, I simply would not do an interview with Chotiner. 0643
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredEric Panzer @ericpanzer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Doing an interview with Chotiner without a lawyer present feels like a Miranda rights violation 1371
Reposted by You Just Got Chotineredinnes mck @innes.bsky.social · 01/02/2026do you think chotiner lies in bed at night giggling to himself 2262
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 02/02/2026It’s actually pretty easy to beat Isaac Chotiner if you know what to do (wait until he completes his third attack sequence, roll behind him, use Flame Dart until you’re out of mana, hide under the gargoyle head until his Rage Wing Spin finishes, stun him with a Sylvan Dagger, equip the Thallslayer w 181197157
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredKathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 02/02/2026this is so much like a bluesky chotiner meme interview that i honestly thought it was fake for a minute 1673
Reposted by You Just Got Chotineredjay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I hadn't asked myself the question "what if chotiner got to interview leni riefenstahl?" before now, but I guess it's nice to have an answer regardless 29215
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredColin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 02/02/2026CHOTINER: Three or four replies down, people say the bit is ‘played out’ YOU: Well, that’s the point, right? It’s self-referential CHOTINER: Thirteen people agree with you YOU: I mean- I didn’t post it to go viral. It just made me laugh CHOTINER: That’s why you retweet it when my articles drop 0511
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredWrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026ME: I knew Pagliacci was a stage name, but the joke didn't work unless I pretended it was his real name. CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor. M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers. C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends. M: Hold on 0458127
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredWrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look 186661781
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredArt Martinez-Tebbel @amtebbel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I hope one day we get a Chotiner interview where the subject fires their publicist in the middle of it 014113
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredJack de Quidt @notquitereal.bsky.social · 02/02/2026chotiner painting a tunnel onto a wall for a roadrunner 0893
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredNaomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Why people sit down for interviews with Isaac Chotiner: 413419
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 01/02/2026This is a skeet about Chotiner and it is correct. 012118
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026CHOTINER: And you wanted people to take it seriously. ME: Yes. I have important things to say about this issue. CHOTINER: But your previous post was about Muppets. ME: It'd be funny if they did a movie where the only human was Dershowitz. CHOTINER: (pause) the one from the allegations? ME: Yeah 318714
Reposted by You Just Got Chotineredrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 02/02/2026"Wake up, babe," my wife said, "new Chotiner homicide just dropped" 816517
Reposted by You Just Got Chotinered👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 01/02/2026imagine seeing Isaac Chotiner come up on your caller ID and actually answering it 1226012
Reposted by You Just Got Chotineredthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/02/2026one thing that's great about Bluesky is when there's new Chotiner piece we all meet up like fans of a band for a surprise listening party 293263324
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 02/02/2026CHOTINER: You were an early riser today. PHIL: The 2nd is a big day; it's important I get it right. CHOTINER: Six more weeks of winter—is that exact, or...? PHIL: I mean, it's science. CHOTINER: The data I have shows you're correct only 35% of the time, less than random guesses. PHIL: Look— 13628109
Reposted by You Just Got Chotineredsarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 02/02/2026like we can't even give credit to isaac chotiner here for savaging this man. the man savaged himself 1171311
Reposted by You Just Got Chotineredsarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 02/02/2026i don't know if i've ever seen a chotining where chotiner gives up in the middle and goes "ok buddy. here's your petard." www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...newyorker.comWhat a “Melania” Cinematographer Hoped to AccomplishDante Spinotti has had a legendary Hollywood career. Why is he making propaganda for the Trump family? 221495205
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires. Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess. Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining. Documentarian: Exactly. Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder? 173589630
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredIsaac Chotiner @ichotiner.bsky.social · 01/02/2026New Interview: www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an... 2134387632
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 18/12/2025the chotiner of photography 19314
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredBob A @onkelbob.bsky.social · 05/12/2025We need Isaac Chotiner to give Tom Cotton a call and ask if he wants to talk. Maybe Isaac can help clear this up for us. 021
Reposted by You Just Got Chotineredpetty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 06/12/2025one phone call with chotiner and this lady would **** ******* 031
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredJustMe @justmegi.bsky.social · 07/12/2025The New Yorker's Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...mcsweeneys.netThe New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa ClausFor several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a... 012
Reposted by You Just Got Chotineredwho! @ithadtobewho.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Chotiner: so I understand that you limit your children’s snacks before dinner for the sake of their appetites Me: yes, it’s so frustrating to cook only for them to take 2 bites Chotiner: I notice there’s a lot less chips though and you served yourself a tiny plate Me: this interview is over 0382
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredAlex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Dog: I’m going to smell this pine cone Isaac Chotiner: Do you want to smell it, or are you trying to eat it? Dog: I would like to smell the pine cone Chotiner: Ok, but when you smell it, are you also going to eat it? Dog (mouth full of pine cone): I juff wadda know wha ih smell like” 041
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredBrian Lyman @brianlyman.bsky.social · 27/11/2025CHOTINER: You have often expressed your love for everyone. One could say it’s the focus of your work? ELMO: Yes! Elmo lives everyone! CHOTINER: But there was also your public falling-out with Zoe over your favorite blank— ELMO: Elmo’s passions sometimes get the better of him 1225
You Just Got Chotinered @chotinered.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Breaking down the methods of an absolute legend 000
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredNoah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 26/11/2025a big part of why chotinering is so satisfying is because he manages to get the evildoers to talk to him like he's a colleague before he humiliates them. 1 1497
Reposted by You Just Got ChotineredCharlotte the Host Origami @carolotta.me · 25/11/2025chotiner is some kraken, leviathan level sea creature 001