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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[To Catch a Predator, but for catching guys who flush even though the toilet is obviously clogged] “Why don’t you have a seat?” “Because there’s water everywhere”

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i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DARIA FANS! You'll want to tune into the latest episode of the Millennial Moodboard pod! Out now everywhere podcasts are found! YT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLyf... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

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i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the type of vibe i bring to the dog park

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Conner McCabe @connermccabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All my homies hate Tad.

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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not bad, but this one is my favorite:

@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Starting a basketball podcast and stealing Adam Scott’s approach to naming his music podcasts by calling it “OMG, You Talkin’ OG (Anunoby) to Me?”

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Send In The Clown @madherons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Teach a rhythm-less dad to dance, and he’ll join you in saving a little girl’s party! Wishlist SEND IN THE CLOWN now on Steam at the link in bio! #indiegames #rhythmgame #comedy #sendintheclown

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Conner McCabe @connermccabe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Introducing “Send in the Clown”! Check out this indie comedy RPG that I co-wrote, showing at @themix.bsky.social Indies Showcase tonight in Seattle! Wishlist today to be a good little clown. store.steampowered.com/app/3766220/...

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Send In The Clown on Steam

A bite-sized birthday catastrophe clown comedy role-playing experience – with minigames!

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This may be the hardest conversation you can have with someone

Image of a song called “Your Wife Is Cheating On Us” from the Little Milton album “Too Much Pain…”

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i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

🎧https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/millennial-moodboard/id1826031681 📺https://www.youtube.com/@MillennialMoodboardPod 💵https://www.patreon.com/c/Millennialmoodboardpod

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i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’m SO proud of the Millennial Moodboard Podcast! We deep dive into millennial historical events, pop culture, trends, & nostalgia! We’d love paid Patreon supporters so we can sustain this funny & informative project. Consider joining for as low as $5/month & catch up on all the episodes below!

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Lol bro thinks he’s been to the edge of reason and glimpsed true madness

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Been calling him “Frankenstein……’s Monster” because my fear of sounding pedantic is in a struggle with my anger at being corrected

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

One Night Only porn parody where it’s the one night a year where people CAN’T have sex. It’s just scenes of porn stars watching TV, doing chores, catching up on reading, etc.

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

So much fun watching Olivia Miles kill it until you remember the Lynx play your team tomorrow and all the stuff she’s doing is about to be your problem

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Summoning long-dormant demons to wreak bloody havoc ala Clint Eastwood in ‘Unforgiven’ to get revenge on the guy who approved running commercials between movie trailers

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

me: the simpsons have four fingers on each hand so you’d think they’d live in a base 8 society but as far as I can tell there’s no evidence of that in the show my wife: *screaming during labor* the obgyn: hold on i want to hear more about this

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Everyone talks about GTA 6 = huge market opportunity to start talking about GTA 7. It’s basic economics, people!

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Misreading the welcome sign and driving 100mph through town because the sun’s setting

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

White parents: “We just think it’s wrong to pierce a girl’s ears at such a young age” Son who was circumcised: “what the fuck”

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I can’t believe the WWE calls it “Hell In A Cell” and not “The Stamford Prison Experiment.”

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Ok on top of everything else that’s dumb about this, it’s not even true that he would be Ebenezer before he was Scrooge. What if the Scrooges chose Ebenezer after birthing him? And even if he did get named in the womb it’s still a tie between which name he got first at BEST.

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Watching Tom Brady “feud” with an influencer and going full Hank Hill thinking “this is beneath the dignity of a quarterback”

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Processing my feelings on the game so far

Homer Simpson in ballot box saying “I don’t agree with their no scoring policy but I do approve of their hit each other policy”

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

[checking the rules of soccer] yup, looks like it’s not allowed to hit a guy so hard he does a flip

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Stephen Miller locking himself in a bunker but still getting psychic damage from the diversity and messages of unity and love from the halftime show

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

[Taking George Washington to the present day after a brief stop in the 90s] “So what do you think of how democracy has changed since 1776?” “Wait, centers shoot that many 3-pointers?” “Yeah, it’s basically a positionless league at this point” “Word. You think the Knicks can repeat?”

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

So glad The Odyssey is releasing next week. I can finally finish that 9th grade book report that’s…let’s see [checks calendar] about 20 years late.

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

“Lindsey Graham won’t see your jokes—“ You don’t know that. You don’t know what I can accomplish with my Ouija board and these very solid disses.

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Shoutout to the last person to tell Lindsey Graham to go to hell you must feel crazy powerful right now

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Looks like I’m left with no choice but to root for France like it’s the La Marseillaise scene in ‘Casablanca’

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Fuck off England, get your own juggernaut if you don’t wanna get pushed around on the field

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Legolas-Gimli meme but it’s me fighting alongside the offsides rule

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Eh, whatever stops the Brits from putting beans on toast is ok in my books

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Hell yeah, gonna put these bad boys in my icebox, where I know they’ll be safe

Plums, which are going into the icebox, surely a safe place for plums

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart?

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

“Hold out hope, everyone. A lot can happen in the overrun!” [the opposing team scores, pulling ahead even further] “See? Anything!”

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The game reaches 90 minutes and the timer puts up a +4. The players continue. Soon after, the timer goes to +5. The players shrug, but continue. By the time the timer reaches +15, fear overtakes frustration on both teams’ faces.

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Trying to be mad about the opposing team scoring while also finding it funny. Like fuck it sometimes you gotta treat the goalie like he’s just some guy.

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Sure it’s long odds, but if I can maintain a tenuous grasp of the offsides rule, the US can mount a comeback

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Every so often I post about sports in a way that pisses off a British person and it’s all the motivation I need to post more often and more ignorantly

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Rooting for Mexico while nervously looking up if a soccer team has ever managed to score four goals in a game

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

This movie must have had such a peaceful life for the first 13 years but then around 1996 became the bane of inattentive movie renters’ existence

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

No one ever admits they worked for Hitler. That’s what the Nuremberg trials are for.

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Shaking my head at the behavior of other Costco shoppers so the employees know I sympathize with them

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Doing my multi-step skincare routine after my post-jiu jitsu shower, just out here containing MULTITUDES

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Alex Gaskin @alexgaskin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The most promising sign the tide is turning against the AI boosters is that NYT didn’t seek out one of those pictures where Altman is trying his best to look human

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