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Chip Unicorn

@chipuni.bsky.social
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A perpetual student, here to read from more knowledgeable people more than to write. Software engineer, furry. Icon created by @rowyn@mastodon.art Pronouns: they/them or he/him

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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 5h
Uhhhhh... Kimberly Lemming's books are hilarious and great fun to read. I didn't know reading romance was supposed to be a secret.
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Kari_UA @kari-ua.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
found this hella old sketch i did years ago and now finally finished it
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shit.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
During a work meeting, one coworker had hiccups. I said, "Do you need a scare? P-zero! Emergency task!" It cured his hiccups.
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V_Mags_Fox @vmagsfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many of you will never get to experience the sensation of listening to a velociraptor breath and shake an inflatable pool doughnut in it’s teeth while waiting to line up your putt.
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Joseph Goria (Joe Bear) 🐕💣 ♥️ Anthro SoCal 2026 - 7632 Attendees @joebear67.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy Bearthday, Tony “Dogbomb” Barrett Please support Dogbomb’s legacy with a donation to TEAM TONY in the upcoming ALS United OC “Walk To End ALS” on Saturday, November 7th at PARK PLACE in Irvine. Link below support.alsuoc.org/site/TR/Endu...
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jodi Jacobson @jljacobson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS TO CORNELL OR ANY OTHER UNIVERSITY THAT EXCUSES RAPISTS.
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Eli Edwards @misseli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The latest Lawyer Ex Machina is out: more hacking attempts by OpenAI agents; Kalshi asks the CFTC to allow margin trading on its platform; Google sued over AI Overviews; more about the FBI hack; and what is Jev? #law #lawlibrarians #legaltech buttondown.com/LawyerExMach...
buttondown.com
AI Overviews Are Not Facts (per Google)
A small newsletter on legaltech and tech law
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Anthro SoCal @anthrosocal.org · 22/09/2026
Here it is! The Anthro SoCal 2026 Fursuit Photo. #ASC2026 1066 in Photo, 1150 in Parade. Thank you all SO MUCH for showing up and spending time with us last weekend. What a turnout! Until next year.🩵 Full-size image link in the replies! 📸: @bluehasia.bsky.social
Official Anthro SoCal 2026 fursuit group photo taken inside a massive convention hall. Hundreds of attendees in colorful fursuits of all species and styles pack the room from edge to edge, with fursuiters sitting and kneeling across the carpet in the front rows and dense crowds standing all the way back toward the main stage. Large overhead screens display the convention logo and stage setup. In the bottom-left corner, logos mark "ASC Anthro SoCal 2026" and "Blue Hasia Photography".
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey, Tommy Tuberville -- I get it. That night at the furry convention with the pilot in the cute fursuit was amazing. You thought that you had found the One. The next day, you found out that he had a guy in every city his carrier served. It hurts. You will find the right guy. I believe in you.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
- I saw Fran Lebowitz speak earlier this year & she talked about how Oprah might have encouraged a lot of people to get into reading but she did so by referring to books as mirrors where you should see yourself reflected RATHER than viewing books as windows into the experiences of others.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day, everybody! youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4?...
youtu.be
Dolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meow Wolf doesn't have a bluesky presence so I'm doing their advertising for them lol
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SixthLeafClover Studios @sixthleafclover.com · 24/09/2026
Artwork done for Anthro SoCal! This was the official sponsor print artwork. :) anthrosocal.org #anthrosocal #furryart #dragons
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Click on the "ALT" to understand the poster. This. Is. Beautiful.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here is an otter snoot to help you through the day.
A playful fisheye close-up of Steve the otter’s snout and whiskers in a bright indoor setting.  
There is no text baked into the image.
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TashasEv @tashasev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You all gotta see this
Zuri sleeping in her cot with one ear jauntily folded up, one eye creepily peeking open, and her tongue dangling out from the side of her mouth ridiculously draped onto the side of the cot like a soggy bacon strip
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm imagining the Senate investigation. Tommy Tuberville: Are you now, or have you ever been, a furry? Airline pilot: Meow.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Like, Y’Know, Gneech @gneech.com · 17/09/2026
Psst: want a high-flying sky pirate adventure story with adorable furry gals falling in love? Silly question, of course you do. Go get it! ;D furplanet.com/shop/item.as...
furplanet.com
The Sky Pirate's Prisoner
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Tiberius Rings チビリウス @tiberiusrings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Women are awesome, they are more than welcome in furry spaces, and you’re not being cute acting like a vagina is a monster that’s going to eat you. Just respect people and be fucking nice. I don’t understand how this is such a hard concept for people but he better.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thank you bisexual dice polycule
image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'
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Inkblitz 🔜 MAW, MCFC @blitz.spotcat.ink · 22/09/2026
This misogyny is not okay, treat women with respect. Misogyny in furry is so freaking wild and stupid. You know who makes your fursuits? Most of your art? That's right. It's predominantly women. Yeah there are guy creators (hi~), but the majority are women.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 19/09/2026
Things are getting tight out there. So a few general tips: 1) Make a “menu” for the week before grocery shopping. Be ready to change it based on sales, but if you know what you’re making and the ingredients it’s easier to budget.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've learned this before. I can learn it again!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
7652 furries picked up badges at Anthro So Cal! Whoa.
Badges Printed: 7652!

To the lower right is a small crowd.

Above them is seven furries on-stage, each with a different reaction. Mine is the worst.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@whitecloverwolf.bsky.social Check your account on Discord (for AFC); there's a message from me and possibly from Con Ops.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The reason not to triangulate against trans people isn't that it's bad politics (although I believe it is) or unnecessary (although I believe it is). It's because YOU MUST NOT ABANDON THE VULNERABLE TO DEPRAVED PEOPLE WHO WILL DO THEM HARM. If we will, what's the point of anything else we do?
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Since Hollywood is trying to push animated characters for awards, I say that Coyote from Coyote vs Acme deserves the Best Actor Oscar. He did it without saying a word. That's how expressive he is!
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When I first started writing comics. I thought, hooray, I will get to write more female character and make them as cool as I can! Then I started attending conventions and there would be these long lines, full of every kind of human being imaginable and I realized the audience deserved better.
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
having an emotional reaction to big straw wolf sculpture
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We already have an AI kill switch: cut power to servers. Really want to talk existential threat? Fine. We humans have many ways to blow things up. Like data centers. Panicky discourse assumes the first priority is protect tech company investments and expand their businesses. But why should it be?
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today's SMBC perfectly explains the ad that's going around Bluesky. Do not share hatred. Do not do advertisers' jobs for them. Don't bring poison to your feed. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/roach-2
smbc-comics.com
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Roach
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Roach
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Eli Edwards @misseli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Heading to LA’s Central Library in Saturday to pick up some cozy mysteries. There are good coffee spots in downtown but I don’t believe I know ALL of the good coffee spots in downtown. School me with your recs. #lasky #coffeesky
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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Inkblitz 🔜 MAW, MCFC @blitz.spotcat.ink · 17/09/2026
And of course, the trailer! 🔊 ⬆
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@misseli.bsky.social -- Luckily, you have only one ear.
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Pook N Chuk Creations @ ASC '26 Art Show! @pooknchukcreations.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
COMING TO THE #ASC2026 ART SHOW THIS FRIDAY A series of five "paw" print portraits, each featuring a different shade of super reflective chrome nail polish. Because of course Chuk had to get some nail painting done on canvas! 🐱💜
Five small canvas boards, painted with abstract patterns in acrylics, decorated with charms and glitters matching each one's theme, and featuring the paw print, talon, or fin of a different animal painted in one of five chrome nail polish shades (silver, gold, purple, pink, and aqua).The same paintings as before, shot at a different angle to show off the reflective quality of the chrome nail polish!
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 12/09/2026
Y'ALL. I AM IN LOVE WITH THE @portlandfire.bsky.social WNBA MASCOT. Every girl in Portland wants a Rose stuffie for Christmas. Including Tall Wife, who literally gasped when she saw Rose. SHE BREATHES GLITTER.
Rose, the WNBA PDX Fire mascot. She is a fabulous hot pink dragon with a crown of roses. Rose, the WNBA PDX Fire mascot. She is a fabulous hot pink dragon with a crown of roses. She has big wings and a big tail. She is dancing.
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SCOOPIE ➡️ LVFC @sc00p-ie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
FURRIES OF COLOR BOOK IS NOW OPEN FOR PR30RD3RS!!!!!!! Shares appreciated A 200+ page project with 50+ contributors. We put our heart and soul into this and really hope you take a look :3 Link: scoopie.bigcartel.com/product/furr... #furryart #furryfandom #furrypoc #pocfurry #zines
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The Gneech! Awww Yeah @the-gneech.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
STREAMING NOW! Suburban Jungle art commission of the Watering Hole Crew! Leonard, Brody, and Katie back in the day. :) www.twitch.tv/the_gneech #AmDrawing #FurryArt #SuburbanJungle
https://www.twitch.tv/the_gneech
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Moxie Meow @moxiemeow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am FUCKING TIRED of my people's basic human rights— the right to not be fired for who we are, the right to healthcare, the right to participate in sports, the right to HAVE A FUCKING DRIVER'S LICENSE— being treated as luxury bougie "nice to have"s. They are our FUCKING LIVES. We are HUMAN.
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Inkblitz 🔜 MAW, MCFC @blitz.spotcat.ink · 14/09/2026
You ever go for a calming mid-day flight, and the first thing that happens is you get a bug in your eye? Got you covered with the Emberflight goggle and scarf set for the Emberbean avatar! Stylish and keeps the bugs out of your eyes~ Get it at: jinxxy.com/Inkblitz/emb... #VRChat #Emberbean
Image showing off the goggles and scarf set for the Emberbean from the front.Image showing off the goggles and scarf set for the Emberbean from the back, showing off the singed scarf
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Lauren Rivers @laurenrivers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trans rights are human rights. It's just that simple.
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Richard Roberts @inscrutablemachine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every book I’ve ever written in one sentence.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think yesterday was the anniversary of... something or another. Did, like, anyone remember it?
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Julia M. Rohrer @dingdingpeng.the100.ci · 11/09/2026
Phew, what a relief.
Headline from cosmopolitan.com:
No, it’s not just you — animated foxes actually *are* hot as hell
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