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Chip Unicorn

@chipuni.bsky.social
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A perpetual student, here to read from more knowledgeable people more than to write. Software engineer, furry. Icon created by @rowyn@mastodon.art Pronouns: they/them or he/him

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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 11h
I was in a car modified by two transgender women. The dashboard had been updated with a LOT of homespun devices. I, errr, recognized the map system. None of the others. It was the most homespun cyberpunk car I've ever been in.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 12h
According to Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye_...
en.wikipedia.org
Popeye the Sailor (film) - Wikipedia
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 12h
Happy happy birthday!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 13h
Congratulations! Let us know where we can read it!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 18h
They hired ZZ Top to play the reception.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 20h
The best part of this cartoon is the sheer variety of the "sickos" meme in the responses.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 20h
Posting on social media with judgement-impairing drugs in one's system is a really hilarious idea! Source: I just came back from the doctor, and got injected with a very heavy muscle relaxant.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 23h
Happy happy birthday!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 23h
You are quite a virtual architect! It's beautiful!
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Erakir 🔜 ANE @erakir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Leaving furry cons sucks for a lot of reasons. One of them is suddenly there's so much less color in everyone's outfits. Man, a mass sparklefox pandemic would fix so much in the world
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*pets pets pets all four of your ears*
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
for breakfast
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You rawk!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Congratulations!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I created one animated GIF using the GIMP.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The idea of John Cleese coming out as gay made me laugh.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very reasonable.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because they didn't hire you as a writer. Write the stories you wish Luna went through!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hah hah! Too late; I'm already a nerd!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*adds one tattooed teardrop to your cheek for every banana* Gangster!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hap b'day! Eat all the cake!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whoo hoo!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congratulations!
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
ALT: Gondor Flame
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lots of fursuits!
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Eli Edwards @misseli.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The latest Lawyer Ex Machina is out: A self-policing accord for Big Tech developing AI; CA adds laws re: AI use for lawyers and bosses; Visa and Mastercard part of a new stablecoin; Kalshi loses in the 6th Circuit; and more #lawsky #lawlibrarians #legaltech buttondown.com/LawyerExMach...
buttondown.com
"Play Minecraft"
A small newsletter about legal tech and techlaw
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Black Voters Matter Fund @blackvotersmatterfund.org · 02/10/2026
The Trump administration is pushing major changes to the 2030 Census, including removing questions on race and ethnicity. For Black communities, losing detailed race data could make existing disparities harder to identify and challenge. bit.ly/4rMRplZ
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Experts On How Trump's Census Overhaul Could Hurt Black Americans – The Root
Trump's proposed census changes could reshape representation, racial data and federal resources, making Black communities harder to see and measure.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I-I-I'm here f-f-for the pantsless portrait...
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FIRSTLY as the piece alludes: Loren Rex Cameron’s also-trans and arguably more famous older sister, Cameron, was a I believe fully stealth working model and actress (a la plot of Pose) in the 80s and 90s mostly … I rewatched like I dunno, dozens of TNG episodes, where she appeared as Ensign Kellogg:
A stunning redhead woman in a Star Trek TNG uniform
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yaaaaaay! Congratulations!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When will you know if you're going into the main competition?
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yaaaaay, Lupin!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope you get the job!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
***hug***
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too late! I got mine last month, when the COVID shot came out!
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congratulations!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ollie is perfect from every angle!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very cool! Every time you shut off an LLM, you are now guilty of murder. Go to jail.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This image so much reminds me of this old what-if: what-if.xkcd.com/29/
what-if.xkcd.com
Spent Fuel Pool
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yesterday, a coworker passed me the leash of Toaster, his barely-one year old dog, for an hour while he gave a presentation. The other, older dogs in the office took that moment to investigate the newest dog. I spent fifteen minutes holding the leash *tightly* while mutual sniffing happened.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The food would be terrible!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm the emergency anti-depressant unicorn.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have a wonderful time! Dance lots and lots.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then everyone will want to hoard the $20 bills! They will never be spent!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hihi, Sarah! It's good to know your new name.
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is where you were BORN. You belong in the Senate, Representative!
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bravo, Hugo. I'm writing this response from a Metro train. Understanding our public transit will make Los Angeles even better.
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