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Chilly Gills

@chillygills.bsky.social
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I am conflicted about Koi ponds. I am a human man. Home of the whopper.

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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The bots on here are nuts. It was so much simpler when they just targeted horniness. It was pretty obvious the hot lady with her boobs out probably didn't really like my joke about fart software.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy shit people are stupid
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why does everybody hate Taylor Lorenz now?
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Anung Un Drama @space-ghost.com · 14/09/2026
“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it."
A little boy with a bowl cut stands next to a large man with red hair and a red shirt. They are both of a different animation style. The little boy is Gohan from Dragon Ball Z. The large man is Coach McGuirk from Home Movies.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yes but it you play Orinoco Flow backwards it’s actually Poison by Bell Biv DeVoe
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Media and culture isn't fun anymore, everything is terrible and it's not that I'm just an insufferable prick, I swear. Please like me. I have so much boredom and misery to offer you.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How many millions of gallons of water are wasted and gone forever every time it rains?
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Grassroot efforts to stop smaller independent companies from entering the data center space are making sure only Amazon and Google and the biggest of the big boys get to maintain their Monopoly. They don't need your permission to build data centers. Only their competition does. Have fun.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I mean, he's actually about to stand trial after an indefinitely determined hospitalization but I agree with your anti-capital sentiment and we shouldn't let factually insufficient statements detract from the greater point.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What's the deal with airline food? I spent my whole damn childhood looking forward to eating some shitty airline food. I flew across the goddamn country several times and all I ever got was nuts and cookies and shit. What about the chicken? What about the fish? Fucking bullshit.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'll be leaving my estate in the hands of my son that I lied about having for that joke that one time.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
April 13th 2029 is a Friday.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Guys, I'm skeptical about vaccines. Do they actually exist? Oh shit, really? Nice.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Check on those people you're worried about.
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I don't know how we recovered when computers took everybody's jobs in the '80s.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not enough people appreciate treating incredibly low stakes conversations and disagreements as life or death. What's the point of giving less than a hundred percent? #PixelGrip
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you pay for a service and you don't receive it, you're not the bad guy for complaining. You paid for a service. People are so eager to just roll over and show what a good boy they are that they'll take the boot from anybody.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
in fact it would be much better evidence of your innocence if she felt safe enough to refuse!!!! dumbass!!
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clever display name lacker @pfish.zone · 29/03/2026
Colonel Mustard saying the quoted skeet
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I've never tried to use AI for music but I'm suddenly very curious if it would be capable of reproducing 'tracker style' music composed entirely of discrete samples with very specific capabilities. I don't think they can, and that's kind of hilarious.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 21/07/2026
Zendonnell is the hottest new pair in town
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If your cat wants you to open the door but doesn't go out, maybe she wants you to leave the room.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dog’s reaction when he realizes his sister was adopted into the same home. Original post
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The world is a better place because of people like this.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Man, I miss CRTs. This is just not the same. This kid would have been fine. Get up you little faker.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I hate this game!
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's really amazing to me. How dishonest you people are. Everyday I see one of you pieces of shit trying to shame supporters of Palestine for Kamala Harris's defeat. Your whole vote blew no matter who ethos sure rides on the wind doesn't it? And what special little ideology powers that wind?
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Amber Woods @amberspeaks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I thought I was writing a book about the Epstein files. Instead, I found myself investigating the machinery around them. The survivors who won’t stop talking. The institutions running cover. The archives that don’t know how to lie. 🧵
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sometimes I say something nice and positive and I'll notice somebody like the comment and then follow me and I feel guilty knowing the next thing they're going to see is probably me all-caps screaming about systemd or crop circles or whatever.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What another great example of where I could have said hey, just press this thing and boom it's remapped and you're done but you limited engagement so you don't get comments.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A dog wants to play with the small rodent, who is determined not to be distracted from its work. Original post
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The US Patent Office is the final arbiter of material reality. If there's a patent for free energy or a government alien ufo hologram program, well then, it's real. Obviously. Fucking idiot.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I enjoy conflict about "AI music" because in the 90s I used a DOS program called Impulse Tracker to sequence samples at specific frequencies and volumes and I got trashed by all my peers for 'not really playing instruments' and making 'fake computer music' and now it would be viewed as high skill.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Before Oct. 7th, 2023, Monica Lewinsky was a rising social media phenom and a genuine force for good. Then, she went completely silent. Absolutely, completely, dead-fucking-silent. How can you be a social justice champion for everyone but the Palestinians? I don't think we were told the truth.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sam Lutfi is literal human garbage who should be spending the rest of his worthless life rotting in a cell.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'm going to basically ruin my feed by doing it, but if content shows up in my feed and I'm not allowed to interact with it, I consider it advertising, and I block it.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Why show me posts and not let me interact with them? Who is this good for @bsky.app Like hey, check out this social media that you are not allowed to comment on or repost with comments, but feel free to like and subscribe. Miss me.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Rhinos and elephants and shit wouldn't be endangered if they weren't so fucking big. Just try chilling out. Blending in a little better with your environment, ya know? Fucking lazy ass giant animals.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"crashing out? no way. I'm crashing *into* you, babe" —Dave Matthews probably
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So is that fucking 'good morning to Kamala Harris voters'-guy going to support Platner or just shut the fuck up forever?
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/06/2026
June 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Taking accountability
Hi everyone. There's been a lot of talk in my mentions today about how I said that they forced feminized the World Cup players and they call it the Girled Cup now and also the sport is called footovary and the players mainly have pillow fights and menstruate and talk about feelings. I was wrong. It was misandrist and Joe Rogan of me and the people who got angry at me over it are really brave and also attractive and I shouldn't have said Girled Cup. Girled cup girled cup. What else what else. Girled Cup they're calling it now since no no no. No that's not right. That was wrong me they don't call it that. Not yet they're waiting on branding girled cup girled cup they're calling it that now it's real so don't get mad I'm sorry I'm misandrist Joe Rogan I don't mean to be but they do call it that since all the nlavere were force fominized I'm renly corry
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I use a Progressive Web App as a little dashboard - for 5 years or something now - today my browser updated and decided new minimum window size is 500px. For no fucking reason. You can't rely on fucking anything.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is an anatomy website
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Guys, it's not very punk rock of you to suggest that the government would tell lies
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Your own. Personal. Sneezes.
Person with brown hair wearing a pink hat that has a clear plastic visor that encircles their entire head
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Every 2 years political hack and 'substitute teacher' David Michelson collects a bunch of money from out of state right-wingers to start petitions to ban hunting and fishing in oregon. Then the sinclair media machine spends months running the "look at what the loony left is doing". Fuck you, Dave.
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