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Chilly Gills

@chillygills.bsky.social
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I am conflicted about Koi ponds. I am a human man. Home of the whopper.

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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A game "incorporating the marvel and Star wars characters" was so certain to be a hit! AI is not the most offensive thing in this article.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sometimes people fake disabilities. It never affects me and it would be weird for me to care about it and accuse people of it as though it does. If somebody's faking a disability - they're experiencing something dysfunctional and it's not any of our place to jump in.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not pictured: big bootsraps
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The bots on here are nuts. It was so much simpler when they just targeted horniness. It was pretty obvious the hot lady with her boobs out probably didn't really like my joke about fart software.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy shit people are stupid
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Allopurinol in a leather jacket with a switchblade?
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why does everybody hate Taylor Lorenz now?
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sir that is a poop
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The scam is that any of it matters. Nobody gives a shit about what these fucking chat bots do. Stop believing this nonsense.
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Anung Un Drama @space-ghost.com · 14/09/2026
“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it."
A little boy with a bowl cut stands next to a large man with red hair and a red shirt. They are both of a different animation style. The little boy is Gohan from Dragon Ball Z. The large man is Coach McGuirk from Home Movies.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Government censorship has nothing to do with communism and fuck you for this pointless attempt to conflate the two.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We told a computer to imitate a human and act shocked when it does. We deserve our fate.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pretty sure piers Morgan is self-sacrificing by constantly allowing himself to be owned. It's like being on the team that plays against the Harlem Globetrotters. He knows what he is.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yes but it you play Orinoco Flow backwards it’s actually Poison by Bell Biv DeVoe
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Romantic af
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's clever.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You shouldn't have left it on the nightstand.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Damn this got my location to the city on question 13. That's alarming.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Based take
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Media and culture isn't fun anymore, everything is terrible and it's not that I'm just an insufferable prick, I swear. Please like me. I have so much boredom and misery to offer you.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As long as the void is filled.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How many millions of gallons of water are wasted and gone forever every time it rains?
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Grassroot efforts to stop smaller independent companies from entering the data center space are making sure only Amazon and Google and the biggest of the big boys get to maintain their Monopoly. They don't need your permission to build data centers. Only their competition does. Have fun.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is pretty embarrassing
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Who is this fucking dipshit?
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Quality
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Maaaaaaayyyybe
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gary Numan was basically Morpheus.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bonus points if your bag an Axon.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Everyone I've ever known at a shelter would be really excited to try and find a dog that would fit. Give it a shot.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
SHOW US YOUR POST
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'd like this dog a lot more if he wasn't a cop.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I mean, he's actually about to stand trial after an indefinitely determined hospitalization but I agree with your anti-capital sentiment and we shouldn't let factually insufficient statements detract from the greater point.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey, fuck you.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What's the deal with airline food? I spent my whole damn childhood looking forward to eating some shitty airline food. I flew across the goddamn country several times and all I ever got was nuts and cookies and shit. What about the chicken? What about the fish? Fucking bullshit.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lol
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm going to keep using the apostrophes for all the folksy shit I say and that guy can be suckin' my whole whatever
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think this is why they used those Pepe memes in 2016 so much.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tulip got a little bit of that crazy in there. Adorable.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That's why I always soak my elbows in the blood of people I pay handsomely for blood.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As long as everybody supports our AIPAC candidates everything will be ok.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I genetically believe in space bars.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Computers already took everybody's jobs in the 80s.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
While logically, I'm sure they're just thinking about string or food or whatever, I'll choose to believe it's deep introspective philosophical thought.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is this a 'meet cute'?!
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As a guy who can't tell a c sharp from a d flat I could always tell that was a hell of a note. It stands out distinctly, I think the word is 'hauntingly'. Very cool!
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't said anything, but damn, me too.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
At the end of the day, firefighters and arsonists both are just fire-obsessed weirdos.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm not a ghost buster but I am willing to register into a system of deploying shit-poster troops against transphobes.
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Chilly Gills @chillygills.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'll be leaving my estate in the hands of my son that I lied about having for that joke that one time.
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