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Chicken Jesus

@chickenjesus.bsky.social
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The greasy god, the savory savior.. He fried for your sins!

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Windows NT 4.0 @winnt4fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#touhou #東方Project
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Fudge @jinjo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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🔄️ Rotating Cars 🚗 @rotatingcars.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🚗Alfa Romeo Giulia GTA Junior 💿R: Racing Evolution 🎮PlayStation 2 🗓️2003
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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HokutoAndy 🤜🤜➡️ 🦶👊 @hokutoandy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Jun Suemi Wizardry illustrations. archive.org/details/wiza...
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Iced Blood Diva @magnificatenjoyer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
this is what summer is going to be like
diagram of temple/dungeon next to town in rpg
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
this is my car Garfield and YES he smokes weed (it is catnip)
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Faith @faithschaffer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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black and white ink drawing- a knight stands with a spear in tall grass between two trees. They are wearing a swan helm.
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
it's hot in Houston Texas and I pissed off my good ankle. woe is me!!!
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I do NOT wanna complete my tasks at work today 🤪🤪🤪
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I got gas and milk from this place in Pasadena last night. The name is ominous, this gas station of cow brothers three both exists in the current moment and will persist indefinitely
The front of a gas station, named "now and forever". The logo has three anthro cows on it.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
PEOPLE/JIMI.GIF
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
FANTASY/SECURITY.GIF
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shin @shin.itch.io · 17/06/2026
To celebrate Trading Card Inspector's release, let's look at some cards I illustrated! This is Devious Dunder. I really like his design, and he has some of my favourite variant cards in the game. Look out for them when you play it... The game is 30% off for launch! tinyurl.com/habubis
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[ Tommy! ] - Trading Card Inspector OUT NOW!!! @reindeerflo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
😍Great Plarbo's Ghost!😮 ⭐1 week since launch... ⭐56 reviews... ⭐𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬!👍 Massive thanks again to everyone who has played our debut indie game & given us amazing feedback!💖 Trading Card Inspector is still 30% off!🏷️🐒 #GameDev #IndieDev #CozyGames #Steam #IndieGames #ScreenshotSaturday
56 reviews for Trading Card Inspector! Even more if you include reviews from people we gave keys to!
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Would you press the button or drink the digestiv?
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[ Tommy! ] - Trading Card Inspector OUT NOW!!! @reindeerflo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Chubby plarbo saying "Enter my amazing world of fun & fantasy intrigue", a bald devious dunder saying "Ok plarbo". Plarbo then says the incredibly cheap discounted launch price of £4.40, to which bald plarbo says "yes plarbo"
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[ Tommy! ] - Trading Card Inspector OUT NOW!!! @reindeerflo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
5. Almost all of the cards were drawn by the wickedly talented @shin.itch.io, who took my stupid ideas and made incredible designs, literally spinning straw into gold. A handful of cards were drawn by our cool guest artists: @chickenjesus.bsky.social @varlotto.bsky.social @battra.bsky.social
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
sorry im late boss i don't respect you or this institution
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
this meat prison is really betraying me at every opportunity huh
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 20/12/2024
(vague european accent) Hey friend we gonna cooking burger
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Pigma balls
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
FANTASY/RED_DRGN.GIF
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It's actually quite criminal that I should be expected to do anything when the dew point is over 70
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Slept through my alarm, time to make toast and run to work!! Kyaaa!!!!
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
BUILDNGS/CAST08_I.GIF
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Burnt my finger today on a got damn light bulb!!!
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
CARTOON/GARFIEL1.GIF
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 18/04/2026
I designed the first Moon Child character in late 1991. It was an elf-like character. The sprite looked better on blurry CRT screens back then. 😅 When we started MC Amiga development, we wanted Sonic-like speed, and I streamlined MC for that. The elf makes a cameo appearance in the Windows version.
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Tried to talk football with some dudes at a show, the second they said Brock Purdy was carried by the Seahawks I knew they did NOT KNOW BALLLLLLL
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[ Tommy! ] - Trading Card Inspector OUT NOW!!! @reindeerflo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My first ever #PortfolioDay! Hello!🎨🐒 I'm makin' GAMES!!! that you can PLAY!!!!!🃏💻🏖️🔮🦍 reindeerflo.itch.io #IndieDev #GameDev #IndieGames
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
FANTASY/SKUL_XBN.GIF
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Took a new medication today and I can't stop shouting "BLEEBLE"!!! help!!!
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
CARTOON/MIAMICE.GIF
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[ Tommy! ] - Trading Card Inspector OUT NOW!!! @reindeerflo.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Accessibility in Trading Card Inspector: ⏱️No time limits, 🎚️Toggles on difficulty, 🎨40 colour palettes of varying contrast, ↪️Toggles on rotation/shaking, Accessibility: It's The Cool Thing To Do!😁👍 🎮Play the Demo: s.team/a/3940840 #IndieDev #GameDev #IndieGames #CozyGames #Steam #ScreenshotSaturday
The pause screen from Trading Card Inspector, showing off the various options and mainly the ability to turn off a particularly tricky modifier at the bottom.
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Might fuck around and buy a used laptop at a very affordable price
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Recent doodles..
A sketchbook held in front of a TV screen showing the little nightmares pause screen. There are pictures of several guys enjoying sushi rolls A low-quality MSpaint type drawing of a raccoon lying prone in an alleyway. Flies buzz around the head of the raccoon and it has a hungover expression.
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
CARTOON/GARDREAM.GIF
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him
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Wombat Every Day @wombatmylove.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
seven wombat joeys snuggled together in a green basket with a blanket (credit: flindersislandwombat)
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📼 V I D E O 📼 @video199x.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Fortnite engagement is plummeting because players are making the switch to Sword of Fargoal for the Commodore 64
Sword of Fargoal cover art depicting a man fighting a pot-bellied ghoul over a glowing swordA Sword of Fargoal screenshot of a knight and some ghouls in a labrynth
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Chicken Jesus @chickenjesus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I saw a squirrel with a nut in its mouth today, looks like one less tree for the rest of us...
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I always smile when I remember this 900 year old Sam & Max fanart, carved into some old twelfth century church in england
A corbel showing a carving of a hound and hare circa 1140 from the Church of St Mary and St David, Kilpeck.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
BIRDS/HOTDUCK.GIF
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