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My Own Me

@varlotto.bsky.social
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5'9, balding, white male, and I love to post online!

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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 6h
I'll never get an epic gf if I keep failposting
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 20h
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[ Tommy! ] - Trading Card Inspector OUT NOW!!! @reindeerflo.bsky.social · 23h
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Inspect your way through dozens of unique, hilarious cards in this chilled-out papers-please-em-up! Identify and appraise cards from The World's Most Coolest TCG! Start your new job as an official Hab...
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pumpkin Spice Entropy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
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Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More Bakshi autumn work
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Self-made entrepreneurs be like "my dad's an executive"
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Glowing quizzical pumpkin in vortex. Text: When you realize
fake people, liars, and whisperers will never have a trophy that weighs anything.

(their medals are chocolate coins which isn’t that bad)
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if anyone hates the new firefox look do this.
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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Abiotic Factor @abioticfactor.com · 28/09/2026
[The] Force is always one move ahead of us.
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone else is a real human. I'm a human mascot, a talking ape they let work a job.
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're peeling me like a potato at the end of my shift today
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
babe wake up what are you saying, it's 2026? we won the iran war 14 times but we're still fighting it? gas prices are insane? no it's 2006 we have to go buy our 3rd house with no interest bank loans.
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beards Bolton, MS
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GremKid1984 @jinjo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How I feel slacking off and doing fuck all
Dog
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vending machine Sequatchie, TN
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
buddy you barely even poop out of your ass
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GremKid1984 @jinjo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drank way too much water at once I'm gonna pop!
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My friends told me I can't pick my nose on camera
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can feel so normal when I'm sitting or laying and there's no sounds anywhere
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stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
who dog is this (neighbor’s cat alway hangs in our yard/driveway)
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had a dream that northernlion filmed himself eating lunch with a vertical selfie cam on his phone. He ate chicken, shells & cheese, and rice as fast as possible out of a glass dish with a fork and spoon and was shoving food in with both hands + a tiny sauce cup of water he drank to not choke.
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My ass just had a one-sided conversation with my toilet
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe I'll kill myself
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Might take a stroll and let the wind blow the stink off.
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been getting into my feet screaming at me for an hour after work lately
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Women eat lemon pepper chicken Men eat chicken cacciatore
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My ass just had a one-sided conversation with my toilet
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uesp.net @uesp.net · 18/09/2026
Pictured: Yagrum Bagarn contemplating the things in his workshop, as seen in TES Legends.
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GremKid1984 @jinjo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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aged pua @porchfan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it sucks when you see a car with a bunch of cute anime lady stickers on it and you think oh a cute anime lady drives this car but then you remember it's probably some big fat guy's car
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GremKid1984 @jinjo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh good, that's not that much
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump 1h


I am DEAD!! Still trying to get to heaven if possible. THANK YOU for your attention to this matter. -DJT
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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GremKid1984 @jinjo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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GremKid1984 @jinjo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Baby with cheese on head with caption We DeDe Deseevee
BeeWeDeede Hewewe
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just Ms.Rachel spreading Ed Sheeran for filth
If more than 20,000 white children were killed in another part of the world, everyone would be shouting about it at their concerts. Treating some children’s lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral.
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Imagine looking back 20 years from now at yourself kicking someone off a tour because they spoke out during a genocide that has killed 20,000 kids.
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uesp.net @uesp.net · 14/09/2026
We realized we had a number of our shirts from last year still left, and we want to give them out to you all. We'll be giving them away first come, first serve. Just fill out our Google Form and we will send one to you if we still have any in that size left when you fill it out. 1/
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gamerpig theory holds true @snooby.bsky.social
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Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
At night I dream of shiny Glen Powell
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1 month progress selfie
A mudskipper with its mouth wide open
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every single thing about wow forever sucks ass
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Eeyore No Hope Of Things Getting Better
ALT: Eeyore No Hope Of Things Getting Better
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's Friday Night
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My Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ppl don't eat in at Chumbucket but I know they're getting that shit delivered
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Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Darkwolf challenge for #frazetta friday! -from "FIRE & ICE" (1983) be careful out there!
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