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Lev Gerstle

@onmylevels.bsky.social
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Fishery Technician with the State of Hawaii. My sports teams stink, send sandwich recs 🌴🥏⚾✡️

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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 3h
SPORTS
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 4h
Pinch hit Gary Sanchez? In the year of our lord 2026?
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 4h
There used to be a place near me in NJ called Cheeburger Cheeburger where if you finished a 1lb burger, full plate of fries, and a milkshake, you got your picture on the wall. For 130 American dollarydoos, you better put my face on the fucking scoreboard if I even buy this thing.
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 6h
Umpires and coaches discussed what happens if a ball were to hit the roof during the ground rules meeting pregame before Game 1 Brewers Third Base Coach Matt Erickson joked, "Haven't seen it here in six years, so it will happen tonight"
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 8h
Ok, turns out Sale, Weiss, and all of Braves management collectively blacked out for the end of the Phillies game. They absolutely deserve to lose this series. What a fucking stupid, self inflicted mistake
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 20h
Is Hawaii bad again? I think we're bad again.
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Olympic Rowing: Man Paddling a Boat
ALT: Olympic Rowing: Man Paddling a Boat
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i amar prestar aen @oakleaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Tolkientober Day 1: Mortality “But the story has gone crooked, & I am left, and I cannot plead before the inexorable Mandos.”
Watercolor and ink painting of a headstone reading “Edith Mary Tolkien Lúthien 1889-1971 John Ronald Ruel Tolkien Beren 1892-1973.” There are plants and golden flowers growing around it
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did you know you can just lengthen a massive cruise ship by adding a piece in the middle? Because I for one, did not know you could just lengthen a massive cruise ship by adding a piece in the middle. www.flickr.com/photos/lrosa...
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Silver Spirit lengthening
Explore this photo album by Luigi Rosa on Flickr!
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just let Sonny Gray pitch. Second night in a row where you pull your starter and it burns you immediately.
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I go and listen to the entirety of Songs in the Key of Life at least once or twice a year. Unbelievable start to finish
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You put John Mateer’s brain in a fish and it’ll start mooing
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Both teams should move down the rankings for how the end of this game is going
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have found and purchased an absolutely accursed item from an estate sale
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Role of Agriculture in the Evolution of Pre-Contact Ewok Society
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lawsuit to stay in college for another year just to try and dodge the browns is gona be fantastic
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NO WAY
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Moth @walkingminnesota.com · 13/09/2026
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
RANK UMASS @ncaa.bsky.social
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Let's wait a bit and see what happens" is very overlooked as at least a partial political ethos.
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's not always about the money shpiderman
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Salt on margarita glass rims is gross. Stop ruining a perfectly good drink.
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
The Bedr
& The Second
Best of
cartalk
Starring Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
See here: www.federalreserve.gov/publications...
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If Sale wins the Cy Young this year (and even if he doesn't) Sale vs. Scherzer career numbers is actually way closer than I had realized it was
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Are the Mets and Orioles actually just the same team?
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The decline of the monoculture is real, but the knowledge that ginger ale is the thing you drink on an airplane will never die
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This wasn't even an online thing either. I'd hear from legit, real life people that women's sports just aren't as exciting ("WNBA players can't dunk") or the players just aren't as good ("USWNT got beat by high school boys"), so why bother watching? Why should they get equal pay or visibility?
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bub Means, get a load of this guy @productiveouts.bsky.social
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You have to eliminated one row/column from this grid. They may never post again. You are you taking out?
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Becoming Magritte pilled
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6H4...
youtube.com
Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton Singing 'Jolene'
YouTube video by yourdisneyguide
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ayden Spear is what Germanic warriors used to call out when they needed to reinforce the front lines.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: people standing at the barrier for a race track, watching as the cars race around the bend toward them. A man says, “here he comes… MACH 5 MONKEY!” Panel 2: in a split second moment which feels like an eternity, Mach 5 Monkey (a mandrill wearing sunglasses, steering the car with his foot) passes by and glances over his shades at an attractive young woman in the crowd. Panel 3: as the cars veer away, kicking up wind and dust, the crowd goes bananas. The young woman blushes and thinks, “he looked at me…”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two humanoid ants are in the middle of an intense showdown. One of them is holding a giant paperclip with one end straightened out. They are standing on an electric wall outlet. Ant 1, with the paperclip, points to Ant 2 and says, “if I go down, you’re going with me.” Ant 2 grimly replies, “you wouldn’t…” Panel 2: Ant 1 swings the paperclip overhead, aimed directly into the wall outlet hole. Ant 2 yells, “don’t!!” Panel 3: zoomed way out, the wall outlet explodes a little spark with a POOF! A person on a couch next to the outlet looks over and says, “what the—?!”
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ip Man
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Warrior_Snail @kungfuaction.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have been allergic to every Wes Anderson film I've seen so far. I feel like every one of them is shot in a sickly pastel tone, and they're all far too quirky and ridiculous by half.
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Are home runs actually bad? Maybe the dodgers are on to something.
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tuna and corn
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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social as someone whose grandpa bootlegged them a cassette of starlight express, gona need that special interest episode ASAP
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