chertles.bsky.social @chertles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Me after two weeks of fall weather: guess it's time to dig out my warmer clothes after all The weather, after I dig out my warmer clothes: guess it's time to bring back 80+ degree temps for the foreseeable future in god-damned October 000
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 308122412244
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun. 168188254721
chertles.bsky.social @chertles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have an afternoon appointment, so of course the whole day is a wash 000
chertles.bsky.social @chertles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm stuck in the waiting room with a neanderthal who is listening to annoying videos with the sound turned up. Please send strength. I have anger issues and this guy isn't helping. 001
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti… 262025242
chertles.bsky.social @chertles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My sister texted that the nurses were "non-plussed" over my dad's hospital test results. I can't find a way to ask "do you mean the correct meaning of non-plussed or the incorrect but widely used meaning?" without sounding like a twat 000
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.social🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 25/09/2026once again: you can forgive a child looking in the mirror for the first time and thinking the person inside is someone else and not his own reflection we should stop treating these men like children 112723
chertles.bsky.social @chertles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My teen: Did you hear that one of the 1000lbs sisters put out a song and video? She did it with AI. Here, I'll find it for you. Me: If you have any love for me whatsoever you won't make me watch that Daughter: There it is! *plays video* Me:static.klipy.comCreepy Skeletal Figure with Long White HairALT: Creepy Skeletal Figure with Long White Hair 000
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174903322
chertles.bsky.social @chertles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Everything that Trump touches dies so I'm good with this 010
chertles.bsky.social @chertles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Brb canceling my home insurance because I've never filed a claim 000
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"So where are all these new cases of autism coming from?" My brother in Tyr, we literally just discovered an entirely new species of cat within the past month. Don't even get me started on astrophysics. Our means of detection and diagnosis are improving. That's it. Case solved. Calm down. 31271208
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.social🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 21/09/2026love 2 see a rich, mediocre, white man with weak convictions rejected by everyone around him sorry 1291
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.social🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 21/09/2026the fact the tech sort of functions like a reflection is why i find the people who worship it so fascinating/disturbing you can forgive a child who has never seen a mirror for thinking the person they see looking back is real but deciding to WORSHIP that reflection is a CHOICE 3686
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 113735472
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The price of a gallon of diesel in Des Moines is nearly the same as the hourly minimum wage in Iowa… 20044831507
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Area Man Unsure If He’s Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied theonion.com/area-man-unsure-if-he-… 211720177
chertles.bsky.social @chertles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Not sure why tallow is all the rage. Accidentally bought some chips that are made with tallow. They were kind of gross and smelled weird. 100
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialSolarman @solarman55.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Want to have some fun? Go test drive an EV. Not a hybrid, fully electric. Instant 100% torque when you press the accelerator pedal. Quiet, zippy, and 1/4 to 1/3rd the cost to run as a gas vehicle. Zero maintenance- just tires & windshield washer fluid. We drive 2 EVs, power by solar on the garage. 1091064171
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas. 230113141300
chertles.bsky.social @chertles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Jumped on the MapQuest bandwagon because Google maps has been kind of shit recently anyway. First thing I looked for was whether there was an option to filter out routes that involve gravel roads and MapQuest has this! 100
chertles.bsky.social @chertles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026so does the reaper have a complaints department or 000
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being… 4471581820
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialiucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay, 218104072356
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Tech Company: We have this new feature for our product that sprays diarrhea on all our customers. Customers: No that sounds terrible, and we all think it sucks. Tech Company: We will force the diarrhea spray on them unless they go into the settings to turn it off. God we're so smart 601642315
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I sincerely believe that men cannot handle this. women may be falling in love with their chat bots, too. But I don't think they are categorically attached to its flattery to the same degree. 282110266
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.social🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m not saying I’m a spider. I’m just saying take note. 1602885483
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Just about everyone I know is a snack getting stuck in a vending machine away from total collapse. 1082655370
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialHearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 20/07/2026"I made this with Ai" 033550
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026While we’re on the subject, I also think it’s weird freak behavior to be an adult who makes Hating Children For Merely Existing their entire personality. 1185742507
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialMetin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 18/07/2026 63638947
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026the two outfits for men 84161622513
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries 4375811720
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 15/07/2026How to cook crack and clean a crab. Step 1: Use fucking commas… 4974087
chertles.bsky.social @chertles.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Made my fresh berries into berry pie, because that's the healthy thing to do now. 000
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialchris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 252192173782
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face. 7763701315
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.social𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You know what USA team has won 4 World Cups and didn't need the president to step in and cheat for them? The Women's soccer team. 14191931745
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialChris Fredda 🩷💜💙 @seeyouinnj.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I hope everyone with an America 250 sign or flag or bumper sticker is aware that the founding fathers were just a bunch of effete rich guys who wanted to get away from their wives in the summer to get high and explore each other’s bodies and establishing a new nation was just incidental to that. 0152
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialThomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 31/05/2026Thank you for the inspiration and also thanks to Aaron Rupar. I could not have done this without seeing your Trump quotes. 910333
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/05/2026As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website 173134312120
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.social🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 26/04/2026me: is so anxious I can’t sleep also me: decides to get online and see what’s going on 2026112
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I have legit lost my voice from doing an Alex Jones impression once an hour or so for the last three days. Nobody hates this man more than his own larynx. 29412381731
chertles.bsky.social @chertles.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I think about this all the listening to endless testosterone supplement ads on the radio 000
Reposted by @chertles.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026In my opinion it is bad that seemingly every 55-year-old sexually frustrated man discovered you can get steroids in the mail from the internet at roughly the same exact time and I also think maybe people aren't talking about the societal impacts of that enough. 1002886361
