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Charles Herold

@cherold.bsky.social
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Well, I'm just glad I didn't live to see this shitshow. Oh, wait, I'm still here. Fuck. BTW, instablock to anyone who messages me who has never met me in person.

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 1h
Ok if we test this, Bobby?
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 1h
Jim Baker and Dennis Hastert on the same day? There’s still 20 minutes to round out the threesome and make the day EVEN BETTER.
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Spongebob Squarepants Begging
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants Begging
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 7h
Trump's people are using blue curtains to hide empty seats at this evening's rally in Grand Island, Nebraska. Those accurate reports of poor turnout in Ohio and Alabama *really* got under his skin.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h
Trump’s Triumphal Arch By The Numbers theonion.com/trumps-triumphal-arch-…
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Additional arch needed to make McDonald’s logo
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 6h
“every time someone is sleeping on a subway bench in a city, the rest of america can sort of say ‘ugh, look at these cities.’ but we are holding a lot of your people who you failed to love and take care of.” 👏 👏 👏
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 6h
This probably isn’t the one, The New Yorker.
NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST

IMAGE: person in a middle airline seat between two little pandas; an air attendant speaks on the intercom.

MY CAPTION: "If you're between two pandas, I'mma need you to go ahead and swap into the aisle seat so the endangered animals can bang."
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 6h
RFK Jr. says that with the threat of bubonic plague people should check with their barbers to have their humors checked.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 5h
LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

REAGAN '80
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2h
Trump demands that American reporters refer to the Black Plague that has broken out in Putin’s Russia as "Super Plague".
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2h
The great Dennis Hastert has died. I hope the dirty snitches are happy. by Jim Jordan
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 2h
President Trump declares open the Strait of Bubonic Plague between Russia and the United States.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 5h
anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast
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Charles Herold @cherold.bsky.social · 3h
Once the Democrats are back in charge they should allow anyone who gets stuck with this passport to replace it for free. Trump should not be allowed to force his loathsomeness on anyone.
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 8h
I have to renew my passport in mid-2029... and I doubt that'll be enough time (assuming a Dem wins in 2028) to strip his ugly face off of it. I may just pretend to lose it sometime next year instead.
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Charles Herold @cherold.bsky.social · 6h
For me, proof that AI isn't conscious comes when ClaudeAI replies: "As far as I remember, it's the one that comes before Act 4." Claude can't remember having listened to an opera. Claude can't be hazy on that memory. A conscious AI wouldn't reply like this. This is a parrot's reply.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11h
Texas Republican State Rep.
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Charles Herold @cherold.bsky.social · 9h
"She was asking for it" on steroids. Truly one of the most terrible people on the planet.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 9h
This quotation should be in the lead sentence of her obituary.
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 9h
"Welcome to The Afterlife, input enlightenment code.”
"What?"
"Code not recognized. Code recovery?"
"Sure."
"Reincarnation initiating."
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 9h
Me: takes spider web down with a broom
Me: hangs up fake spider web for Halloween
the spider
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 9h
The United States to erect large “Bubonic plague not welcome” at ports of entry.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 9h
Vice

The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls
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Charles Herold @cherold.bsky.social · 9h
Have the microbes gotten smarter or have we just gotten dumber?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 9h
Ah yes, the pneumonia plague. Just inject bleach - probably knock it right out.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 9h
I asked him if he ever got any bulk orders, or had thoughts on how to scale up or manufacture them more efficiently. He looked at me like I was crazy. He *likes* doing them one at a time, it's his passion, and since he lives in a civilized country, he doesn't *need* to worry about scaling up.
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Charles Herold @cherold.bsky.social · 10h
Challenge 🤬
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11h
Schumer is on board with blocking Trump SCOTUS nominees over the next 2 years - but we have to capture the Senate (plus one to overcome Fetterman)
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15h
UPDATE: Dems just added @justinjpearson.bsky.social’s TN-9 race to their target list. 👀 nypost.com/2026/10/05/u...
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 12h
time for a shakeup of the democratic party order
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NWO New World Order Logo with Static Effect
ALT: NWO New World Order Logo with Static Effect
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12h
(angry goose meme) "Efficient HOW?"
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 12h
"use the turnout luke, ignore the polling"
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 11h
Share with every friend and family member + VOTE EARLY
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Charles Herold @cherold.bsky.social · 11h
AI never refuses the steal a joke and make it worse change.
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Nate Bowling @natebowling.com · 04/10/2026
Tiffany Sloan is a joke stealing AI generated stand-up comedian that has amassed a following of 350K users on Instagram. AI is supposed to transform the world and it's doing it in the worst and dumbest possible ways. buttondown.com/natebowling/...
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The Joke Thief
The AI Powered Joke Thief (or Fine, Somebody Wants This)
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 14h
Nineteen people--whom we'll never know--were going to defend a serial child molester until they realized it would be public knowledge. Anyway, the bastard got to live the rest of his life in relative comfort after serving only 13 months in prison. He died today. Rest in piss. /thread
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 14h
Interesting note on his plea deal that landed him only 15 months in prison: 60 people submitted character statements on his behalf, but 19 were withdrawn when it was ruled the statements would be made public.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 14h
Incredibly, Hastert had publicly called for life sentences for child molestors. He retired from Congress after making a fortune and joined a lobbying firm.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 14h
Despite his long background of molesting children, Hastert positioned himself as a "family values" social conservative. His downfall came when the FBI discovered structured "hush money" payments he was making to one of his victims to keep them quiet.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13h
A fraternity group chat in deep blue Ithaca, NY might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But in between texts describing crimes, there are a few claiming that DEI is the reason ketamine is $200 an ounce.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12h
And by "violating banking laws" CBS News means former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert molested boys he coached for wrestling in high school, boys as young as 14. To-may-to/to-mah-to!
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 12h
Here's how petty and snide Karoline Leavitt is. Last year, she said: “As a matter of policy, we do not respond to reporters with pronouns in their bios.” The same New York Times reporter who praised her today as "steely and nimble" wrote this story about that policy.
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Pronouns in Bio? You May Not Get a Response From the White House. (Published 2025)
Some Trump administration officials have declined to answer questions from several journalists on the basis of their email signatures.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 14h
The NY Times uses words like “fierce,” “steely,” “nimble” and “homegrown star of the Trump White House” to describe Karoline Leavitt, who just got a Fox News gig. Not a single mention of her relentless lying to the American public. Reporter Michael M. Grynbaum and his editors suck.
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Karoline Leavitt, Trump’s ‘Machine Gun,’ Has a New Gig at Fox News (Gift Article)
A fierce and nimble speaker, Ms. Leavitt is the second of Mr. Trump’s former press secretaries to join the cable news network.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 12h
dick morris - predicted romney would beat obama in a "landslide" - said young voters were surging to mccain - said hrc and condi would be the 2008 nominees trump: this guy says the gop is going to win, so it looks good www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Trump turns to disgraced pollster for proof GOP will win
President Donald Trump is now making the argument that Republicans will do well in this year’s midterm elections by citing a pollster with an amazingly bad history of election predictions, Dick Morris...
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 14h
This is how the new CBS keeps people from remembering that the longest serving GOP Speaker of the House ultimately went to jail for covering up child rape. Which is apparently always in season.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
look i know she ate a worm but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 13h
it’s called making up words maybe you ferdovit
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Charles Herold @cherold.bsky.social · 13h
He needs that money. The guy's a mere 10,000 bad breaks away from living on the street.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 13h
Thank god he’s found a way to avoid poverty
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