Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/09/2026I have made the difficult decision to pull out of Ed Sheeran’s tour. Don’t worry, I’m still an unprincipled coward. It’s just I’ve come down with a type of diarrhea the CDC has classified as “huh” and “really not supposed to do that” 572549
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131693349
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialDominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 25/08/2026That intro was such a vital piece of character building. It shows you that he's achieved perfect lurk/wife balance. 443262814
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialNexxtic (Selaco Lead Dev) @selaco.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Gaming culture in 2026: 12614108
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/07/2026You Holiness Pope Leo XIV, I have a proposition for you: if you excommunicate JD Vance I will come out of spiritual retirement and re-Catholicize. That way your numbers stay they are. I don’t want to put a clock on it, but I’d prefer sooner rather than later 43392365
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber 240156882870
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialAlison Lührs @alisontheperson.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The Traveler has returned, the Earth may yet begin to heal, and we take one moment to look where we are, where we’ve been, and what could be. 1220530
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialDakota DeGarmo (Commissions open) @dakotamacdoodle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Never forget. 1243
cheetosismaximus.bsky.social @cheetosismaximus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026timeline.bumgie.org @lordmandalore.bsky.social Last one, but they canonized pathwaystimeline.bumgie.orgMarathon Timeline // c.-6.4E07 - 2893Explore the complete timeline of the Marathon story from c.-6.4E07 through to 2893 with a unique 3D visualization. 100
cheetosismaximus.bsky.social @cheetosismaximus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026@lordmandalore.bsky.social youtu.be/7q8eBp8Lprk?... Remind you of something, an ad video from alpha centari perhaps?youtu.beMarathon NuCaloric liquid cheeseburger advertisement YouTube video by NuCaloric 030
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialrasmus dollqueen @buffalodril.bsky.social · 18/01/2026look— im sure youre hurting, im sure youre crying, and in pain. but you have to remember: theres still one Buffalo team in the playoffs at the end of tonight. thats right fucker shapren your swords 0134
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialJaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 08/12/2025A few years ago I had a partner who was a former roboticist. Through her I became acutely aware of how much of public-facing robotics is now is pure theatrical smoke and mirrors horseshit intended to dupe credulous tech press and VCs. 141463304
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/11/2025 851246498339
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy 87128882383
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialTristan Cooper @tristanacooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Newly minted evergreen meme 61606563
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialAlanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 23/09/2025It’s time to wake up — if you aren’t using ChatGPT to optimize your work (and your life!) you’re getting left behind. Watch this for 5 simple, lesser-known ChatGPT prompts that geniuses use! youtu.be/IS65dBNlng8youtu.be5 Secret Ways to Use ChatGPT Like an AI Pro (2025 easy prompt guide!)YouTube video by Charalanahzard 1101610307
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialHard Drive @hard-drive.net · 13/09/2025B.J. Blazkowicz is a terrorist who would sooner turn all Nazis into a fine mist than have an open and honest dialogue. That’s why the left is losing. 6736139
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialAysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I feel like what publishers took away from Baldur’s Gate’s success is that every game needs to have like 5000 hours of content, instead of the much more valuable takeaway imo: you need to let players have sex with a demon lady and a man who turns into a bear 262416629
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialDaniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Eiichiro Oda: Here is the weirdest looking man you've ever seen. Just an absolute freak. If you saw him in the street, you'd push him into the sewer. Get ready to cry over his backstory and love him until your dying breath. 1479
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.social👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 03/08/2025The fact that the one game made by an explicitly communist co-op game studio now has three successor studios making a self-proclaimed sequel to it, and dispute the legitimacy of the other two is, of course, the most communist outcome possible. 283038752
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialCHADLOG.md @clybrg.bsky.social · 14/07/2025lol they exposed a bunch of config in the hydration js "You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION." There is also romanceMeter you can level up. 77951245
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialMr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 25/06/2025 315099849
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 23/05/2025I fucking love gadgets. I like new things. I set up a gadget savings account ten years ago to restrict myself on gadget purchases because I am a gadget loving freak. Pretty amazing for the tech industry to make someone like me into a tech dethusiast in a matter of five years. 852421266
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialJoe Blackburn @joegoroth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025You see, these are the story points I've set aside to make sure I have bandwidth to think up some absolute zingers to say in the meeting chat. 071
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialAdiFitri @adifitri.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Better a pig than a gen A.I. user! 66272649704
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.social Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/02/2025I take it back, it's hilarious bsky.app/profile/jphi... 1147928
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialdr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 21/01/2025"Why would anyone like Warhammer 40k if they weren't a fascist" well have you considered that giant space cathedrals are cool as fuck? 81786
Reposted by @cheetosismaximus.bsky.socialdr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 10/12/2024a momentous day for the paisanx community 3566
