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LF Lightning-Barugh

@cheeseford.bsky.social
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Registered in Brighouse for tax purposes. He/they. "The man who gave us Fred Dinenage's 3ft long egg" - (@ChinnyVision)

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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 19m
I have heard it used on its own, which lends it an edge of aggression.
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 2h
Just been explaining UHF propagation to a 3 year old while looking across to Rowridge and Chillerton.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 21m
The Germans probably have a word for going into a Mid-Counties Co-Op and being told your divi card isn't valid.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 56m
Getting the bus to Merthyr to see Mum. They can't do a return. I have been sold a Network Rider for £10.50. Driver: "You can go all over South Wales with that." I just want to go to BLOODY Merthyr.
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 5h
Very disappointed to hear this about Europa. Human translators are a vital part of making a book accessible to a foreign audience. Bad enough not to credit them on the book cover, but to replace them with a clunky ai version is just an insult to the profession and the reader
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 5h
Cue JD lecturing the Pope on church doctrine
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 6h
Sponsored by OpenAI.
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sundayjumper.bsky.social @sundayjumper.bsky.social · 8h
The next one will have The Village People playing YMCA while donold wanks off two imaginary giraffes, and a monster truck launches fireworks into the pyre as the condemned is burned at the stake.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 19h
The public execution live streaming will be preceded by an hour of Hegseth going all Purple Aki on the shooters. "Nice gun. Can I feel yer muscles?" He'll probably shit himself and come simultaneously when they fire.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 19h
OK, but this? Is this fair or reasonable? bsky.app/profile/togo...
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 20h
Oooft.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 20h
What the hell are you on about? I've looked through Jordan's posts and they seem like quite a nice South African.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 20h
Most of all, it's not various shades of Bristol stool chart.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 20h
I've just seen a shoddily assembled flyer for an event, and I really want to go. The text is badly aligned. The name of the pub is misspelled. It's been thrown together. However, it's been thrown together by humans. It's so endearing.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 21h
Good song, bad production.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 23h
Overheard train chat between two tough-looking youths: Youth one: “I got déjà vu, man. I saw this dog and felt like I’d seen it before.” Youth two: “That’s not déjà vu. You just saw a dog twice.”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 23h
Well, got to report that I can see the Lidl Deluxe blue cheese, artichoke and mushroom pizza becoming a regular favourite.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 23h
I'm sure Billie Piper would be happy to accept the title of Swindon's second finest chart act.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 23h
PORTAKABIN CONGRESS
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Neil the amatuer tube enthusiast @neiltaffy.bsky.social · 23h
Last Southern Prog 1981
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Georgy Jamieson @georgyjamieson.bsky.social · 23h
I’m not with you tonight for #TOTP cos I’m on stage with Arthur Smith #Clang
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some thoughts from my old friend and colleague @terenceblacker.bsky.social on the differences between Jeffrey Archer and Jason Arday, and how their deceptions were treated. terenceblacker.com/archer-and-a...
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Archer and Arday: an Establishment case-study - Terence-Blacker
‘You, sir, are a shit,’  a reader of the Independent wrote to me a few years ago. And on that occasion he was right. I had used the occasion of Bob Hope’s death to sound off in a column about his styl...
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, can't begrudge him a normal wake-up time.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, all of this. Very well put.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me: I agree that this thing is bad, but the term is so nebulous that bombastically condemning it is going to cause a totally unnecessary headache. Some Rando: Here is a fifteen post thread in reply to you about why the thing is bad actually and the term is totally not nebulous to me personally.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me? At an work event in the Senedd? With my reputation? What were they thinking?
Me in corduroy with many badges, including Gaumont Saturday mmorning club, ABC Minors.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you work at a whistle factory, how do you report bad practice?
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Pete Prodge @peteprodge.com · 08/10/2026
"Netflix is better than the BBC, ace the TV license fee!" is the argument. However, if Netflix operated just one television channel and broadcast all of its licensed content without a repeat, it would last just 4.11 years.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
an internal investigation by cats into whether they have been fed, concludes that they have not.
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Ancestral Enquiries - Tony Smith 🌳 @ancestralenq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A bus shelter in Hillesley, Gloucestershire designed in 1952 by Berthold Lubetkin to celebrate the Festival of Britain has been given Grade 2 listed status. 👇 BBC News - Post-war bus shelter in Gloucestershire gets Grade II-listed status - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Post-war bus shelter in Gloucestershire gets Grade II-listed status
The Gloucestershire bus shelter was built to mark a huge post-war celebration in the early 1950s.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
Coldstuff Ice-cream • Follow

I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The obsession in media with being immediate. Just wait a bit. National radio, though. How hard can it be to just check?
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've just listened back. Newsroom must have rung the studio during the record, because you'd expect a bit of back-announcing, but it's a straight segue into Lisa Stansfield and no further mention.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is what I have always called them.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"CHRIST!" said the Queen...
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999.
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Ben Dunnell @bendunnell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If anyone still wonders about how Jimmy Savile got away with it, just read all the tributes to Archer that refer more prominently to his charity work than his crimes. There’s a big part of it.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No indeed. Are the cans still 4.4%?
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another fucking Yank, high on Cheez Whiz.
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Pumpkin’ Idaho 🎃 @tragedyofthestooge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maltesers and Chipstix on a crocodile skin beanbag.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just blocked an American for quote posting the AI jacket spud with "You need to know that this is just what British food looks like".
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fremony at the Cashremony
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David Davies @dsixbass.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Leader of the local lib dems, Mr Gift Card Cashmen. Don't use AI you morons.
Carl Cashman, and another LibDem. The leaflet, badly mangled by AI.
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Han 🧑‍💻 @talesofhanna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eu juro pra vocês que precisei abrir o alt pra entender que essa foto seria de uma suposta batata daquelas "baked potato"... 🥲
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not up with the lingo, so maybe someone here can help me. Is there a street drug called concrete? Or has the person who referred to this in an email fallen foul of autocorrect? I'm sitting here chuckling to myself at the whole Brass Eye-ness of it all, but again nothing would surprise me.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another café doing an AI flyer that looks like all of the others. People saying they won't eat there, others saying why blame small businesses for using AI? Yes, of course, the environmental cost, but mainly, it looks shit. How much for the ball bearings on an armadillo, topped with matchsticks?
A scaly jacket potato with perfectly spherical baked beans and unnaturally straight grated cheese.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has he considered the possibility of London being a power bottom?
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Always the way.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
To the person noting there is not enough money in the world to license every piece of intellectual property stolen for "AI" training: you're sooooo close to the point, friend, keep going, you'll get there if you try
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