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Dynamic Charles Deane

@charlesdeane.bsky.social
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I'm the hat guy. You know, on account of all the hats. He/him

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Gerry McDied 10 years ago, on a night just like this @gerrymcbride.bsky.social · 14h
"And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of the Orange Order. They had refused to march on the Garvaghy Road… because it was haunted”
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 08/10/2026
Why does it keep referring to a cat and not your perfect angel son
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 08/10/2026
When I saw Orbit Culture were adding a cello to this song I was like idk man, I love some strings in my metal as much as anyone but why mess with perfection. I would like to apologise wholeheartedly, turns out I know nothing about anything, messing with perfection is great youtu.be/rWYmIHU2CCI?...
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Orbit Culture - The Path I Walk Ft. Tina Guo [Official Music Video]
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Steve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026
Jack he's focusing on the real problems with football, forget the institutional financial rule breaking, why can't people have a pint at the game?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember outrage about Just Stop Oil blocking a street, just in case an ambulance had to drive down it. Not because an ambulance was prevented from doing so, you understand. Just the abstract idea that one might have to.
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a real advert on UK TV currently: Oi! Grown ups! Save some water for us kids! ADULTS! stop having such long showers! GARDENERS! stop using so much water for your plants! WATER COMPANIES WHO HAVE DRIVEN RESERVOIR INFRASTRUCTURE INTO THE GROUND: Keep up the good work! PENSIONERS: stop drinking tea!
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 11/09/2026
I think I'm still a bit delirious from being sick
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 11/09/2026
Zoolander meme: What is this? A t-shirt for really big ants?
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 31/08/2026
Why do recipes bother telling you to season "to taste"? I don't know how it's meant to taste, that's what the recipe is for!
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 28/08/2026
Should I call a Bondulance
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tweet from the garbage shit boy (@davedittell):

the boss hands me a gun,
"you know what to do."
I nod.
outside, I frantically google:

boss gun why
how to kill
is killing ok
regift gun ok
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sure to be shared today by @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 26/08/2026
How long until we get Dolly leading Tim Curry to heaven a-la Paddington leading Queen Liz
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To add to all the Dolly Parton anecdotes being shared, here’s mine: I only met her once, but it was a VERY memorable encounter. She shot me in the head with a gun, killing me instantly
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@vineyille

Watching a whale documentary where a whale eats a stingray: hell yeah lunch time

Watching a stingray documentary where a whale eats a stingray: you son of a bitch
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Actually sad what AI has done to the world of souvenir fridge magnets, postcards, etc. It's kind of microcosmic of the whole issue: the people in charge of fridge magnets don't seem to care that fridge magnets actually matter to people who collect fridge magnets.
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 20/08/2026
You're forgetting that you were sitting opposite him on either ends of a stately banquet table so he probably misunderstood that you were just far away.
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 12/08/2026
I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema and people weren't chatting or on their phone or both. Literally so sick of it. And why are all the warnings beforehand just to put your phone on silent? TELL PEOPLE TO TURN THEIR PHONES OFF WHY ARE WE APPEASING THE DEATH OF THE SOCIAL CONTRACT
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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
???
Bill from the game Guess Who? An egg headed gentleman with a bald head and orange facial hair
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 28/07/2026
Oohhh that is nasty stuff. These people are disgusting
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 25/07/2026
To every trans Londoner: this city is yours too. Today we celebrate London Trans+ Pride and reaffirm a simple truth: you should be free to live as yourself, without fear or prejudice. You are loved. You are wanted. You belong here.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 04/07/2026
new romantasy dedicated bookshop is opening in Oxford today and 10/10, no notes
Three sections labelled LGBTQ+, monster smut, and unhinged
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I found it here you go @charlesdeane.bsky.social
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 30/06/2026
Last week was TOO HOT for coke floats. Good thing it's not last week.
A coke float
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 30/06/2026
Fwiw @jackbern.bsky.social I still regularly think about your "what a save from ballcar" video
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James Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Babe wake up, new industrial band five-album discography just dropped
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 25/06/2026
Every time I wanted to cry the past few days I've reminded myself I need that moisture for precious precious sweat
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 22/06/2026
I'm going to stop before I say something I really regret but fuck the fucking fuckers who commit these horrific acts, as well as the fucking fuckers who enable and excuse those fucking fuckers
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 22/06/2026
Then again a healthy democracy probably would preclude a political leader being a sex offender to begin with.
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 22/06/2026
Not saying the Prime Minister resigning shouldn't be the main headline, but if our democracy was in any way healthy "Former leader of one of the most important political parties in the UK in the 20th and 21st centuries is a convicted sex offender" would surely be the headline for weeks.
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 22/06/2026
Normalise holding people in positions of power to account for their abuse of their positions to commit acts of depravity.
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 22/06/2026
I disliked Jeffrey Donaldson before he was accused of being a pedophile. That's not a boast, just a comment on his politics. I'd still think he was deplorable for the pedophilia even if we shared political views.
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 22/06/2026
Convicting senior political figures of sex crimes, what a novel concept, wonder if it'll catch on.
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 22/06/2026
If you think Keir Starmer is having a bad day bear in mind the former leader of the DUP has been found guilty of 18 child sex offences, including one count of rape.
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 22/06/2026
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 19/06/2026
I like Count Binface but I also like weirdly intense staring fox standing up for British wildlife. Which one is better?
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Dynamic Charles Deane @handle.invalid · 17/06/2026
Big "Fire doesn't discriminate and neither do we" energy
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a year for a trillion years straight to have that much money.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What a guy
4 panel comic

Panel 1: a wizard in blue robe and white beard sitting with small forg at a desk behind the computer. “Click, click” is the sound of the mouse to be heard
Panel 2: close up on the computer screen. There’s a green check mark and a full loading bar on it. From off screen someone, probably the wizard, says “boom, there it is”.
Panel 3: forg is left behind alone at his desk. There’s an open door in the background. Forg says “thanks installation wizard” and a little pink heart appears, showing his affection.
Panel 4: we see now that the wizard has already left the house after a job well done. He replies to forg watching him go from his window: “it’s what I do”
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
One time, our tiny town’s little (but very cool) movie theatre was having their premiere for the FLASH movie, which people thought was going to be a big hit at the time. The theater was actually very busy that first night. A friend wrote the screenplay, I was excited. 1/
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
As I’ve said before, any serious attempt to ban conversion therapy needs to confront the fact that the NHS has been doing it for decades.
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