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jacob webs

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jacob webs @chaoticwickie.bsky.social · 5h
wes craven making deadly blessing
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jacob webs @chaoticwickie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wrote about michele soavi's underappreciated the sect, which sparked a thought or two about 90s satanic panic films and their hard to pin down resonance. filing that idea away for a longer essay in the future... boxd.it/gzk0kt
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A ★★★★ review of The Sect (1991)
held back only slightly by the limited budget and paper-thin concept, soavi knows how to compensate with artful, dreamlike compositions and off-kilter camera movements that keep you guessing. it's int...
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 01/10/2026
 This is good. I've misjudged  the genre, like so many.
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S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004
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jacob webs @chaoticwickie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
devastated to find out the japanese vincent price in pit and the pendulum statuette is sold out
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
We made a pact to push each other's minds to the limit.
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The New York Times’ coverage of Iraq in the aughts, then Gaza and trans issues in the 2020s has made the world a manifestly worse place anyone who works for it should be at least intellectually honest about that.
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maxwell largeman 🪷 @dad.franklinstower.online · 28/09/2026
check out this lady’s bracelet; i think she my transform into an ultraman
robyn from real housewives potomac with a wild and huge silver bracelet on
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tucker carlson: air is goated when being able to breathe is the vibe american liberal: Wow! Tucker Carlson is smart now!
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jacob webs @chaoticwickie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
learning a lot about my friends by asking if they consider the planet of the apes series to be dystopian sci-fi
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran fans could save a lot of money just enjoying the ringtones that come with their phone
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Barry Yeoman @barryyeoman.com · 18/09/2026
Durham NC holds itself up as a pro-immigrant jurisdiction. But its magistrates and judges repeatedly refer people facing low-level criminal charges to ICE when they're not required to—even for offenses as minor as a single trespassing charge. @twitterlessabe.bsky.social @indyweek.bsky.social #ncpol
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Durham Judicial Officials Are Unnecessarily Putting People on ICE's Radar for Low-Level Crimes
Durham judicial officials flagged people for citizenship checks when they didn’t need to, landing some in ICE custody, INDY found.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 19/09/2026
Point being, I wrote this to heal Britain.
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S01E05 Scotch Mist 26 February 2004
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jacob webs @chaoticwickie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
two guy friends at the theater with a seat between them. didn't know fellas were still moving like that in 2026
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 18/09/2026
 Now she's gone I can  think about the eye-child.
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S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my favorite Harry Dean Stanton quote
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jacob webs @chaoticwickie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
def the type to assume he has his own personal cereal brand at every grocery store in the country
the simpsons s8e21 the old man and the lisa
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Duckfeed @duckfeed.tv · 16/09/2026
Unfilmable is now a public show! Join us for episode 100, as we talk about Tod Browning's 1932 cult favorite "Freaks". It's shockingly compassionate for its time! Please leave ratings or reviews wherever you can to celebrate this show going public. buff.ly/y3YDnFB
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/09/2026
oh wow, she was subject to rude comments? In a comments section??
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP
On-screen credit that reads COSTUMES DESIGNED BY BOB MACKIE against a starry background.
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can't really complain when I have a stomach ache, because generally the root cause of it is "everything that I have ever done."
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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
in my dreams I see him
the Sunfly karaoke creature, rendered in CD+G fidelity
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Pain and pleasure. Indivisible."
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Day 3 of hearing liberals talk like this
Back to regularly scheduled scre...
@TonyPajama
Hi, my name is John Democrat, I believe that due to biological advantages, black people should be separated from white people sports. Don't worry, I agree with you on 99 percent of other issues
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jacob webs @chaoticwickie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it just hit me that in another life matt johnson would have been cast as a tavern patron in the background of every hammer horror movie made from 1966-1973
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jacob webs @chaoticwickie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have not read any posts today very closely, but they all seem to be about edie's birthday. and deservedly so
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 09/09/2026
Urgh, Don't even know what I'm cooking I'm so angry.
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S01E02 Hell Hath Fury 5 February 2004
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Kevin McCarthy with a big phone
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 05/09/2026
n-no? [looking all around me warily] no?
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jacob webs @chaoticwickie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
started getting sleepy at normal times and having dreams again (nice ones!) after quitting afternoon coffee and this could not have been more destructive to my worldview
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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pretty embarrassing when instagram surfaces your friend's facebook marketplace posts. Oh look... This burnout from high school is selling a used iphone case for $5 (?)
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what a photo, do not miss ZZ Robotnik in the back
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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jacob webs @chaoticwickie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
had a real "they're doing this to me tomorrow" meeting this morning that I was not looking forward to, but turns out the guy actually just wanted me to interpret some data for him and wasn't trying to destroy me psychically
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don't understand why you would want to replace the original poster... With this. It does a disservice to the movie and people discovering them.
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Dave @daswickerman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I always wondered who took this picture.
An old canon advertisement featuring Godzilla using a printer. Godzilla is standing over a large printer with a handful of paper. There is Japanese text and the title Canon NEW BELPIA.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

12:15 PM · Nov 24, 2015
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
cant wait to buy this game, those execs deserve a little "walkin around money". get yourself some more sides with dinner, boss. maybe a big dessert. its on me.... the player!
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 31/08/2026
But if the gates of hell do re-open,
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 09/08/2025
fantastic argument. unfortunately, i have already depicted you as the forlorn mick jagger, and myself as the charismatic alain delon
Marianne Faithfull, Alain Delon, and Mick Jagger sit on a couch. Faithfull is giggling and looking at Delon, while Jagger looks at the ground sadly
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The horrifying realization that Coyote Vs Acme delighted me as a 90s style legal thriller for the same reason Roger Rabbit delighted old people as a 50s noir.
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Toby Jones @tobytobyjones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Moments like this are what cinema is all about.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now That's What I Call Music logo edited to read "Now that's a horrible night to have a curse".
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