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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it really is absurd how unrelentingly weird people are about trans people just existing. just a really humiliating manner of existence.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/08/2026
important piece of how journalism works right here www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/never-apol...
The Post, a truly immoral scumbag tabloid that is simultaneously the most skilled tabloid journalism publication in America in a way that we can all learn from, ran the story, and then it was picked up over the next few days by other right wing outlets making essentially the same “hey this left winger is a rich kid” joke, and then yesterday the story was picked up by the New York Times, which had profiled Gordillo earlier, and once that happened it instantly became acceptable fodder for non-right-wing reporters and pundits. This is a textbook case of how to shepherd a shallow partisan smear into the mainstream news cycle. You may find it distasteful, but you should admire its efficacy. Any competent cutthroat political communicator must be able to replicate this process on demand.

(When I worked at Gawker, we frequently played a similar but less political role in this general process, by writing about stories that the Times was interested in but considered disreputable, which would then allow them to write follow-ups framed as “People are talking about this thing,” which provides them an entry point to feed their readers salacious news while still maintaining an analytical, hands-off pose. Once you understand this dynamic you will see it all the time.)
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trying to use this as a mantra: I don't care about your politics. If you care about your community, I can eventually talk you around to socialism
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This is my favorite type of @davidjroth.bsky.social article, in that it describes a genus of repulsive, psychotic, yet fascinating Americans. It also has a reference to the "local gentry" class of car dealership-men, which is a clear @patrickwyman.bsky.social jam defector.com/who-was-the-...
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Who Was The Most Unsettlingly Tan Coach At Preseason Media Days? | Defector
There is a particularly unpleasant image of Brian Daboll that I return to in my mind from time to time. You can see it in the 2024 Why Your Team Sucks entry for the New York Giants; the image in that ...
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What isn’t said often enough is that Zohran has a convert’s faith in American pluralism, in The New Colossus, in e pluribus unum. He believes in his heart of hearts that anyone can become a New Yorker, and he practices that faith.
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sauerkraut and yellow mustard or kimchi
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 01/07/2026
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social The Universal Baseball Association was a weird-ass book. Great, but weird
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
When I worked at an independent coffee shop in college, the owner asked me what he could do to better motivate the other workers. Me: pay them more? Him: other than that.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Google search results for The Hague
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Colin Woodard @colinwoodard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
As Vance is, for some reason, part of today’s discourse, I’d add his explicit blood-and-soil ethnonationalism, as I wrote about in @nytimesoped.bsky.social (gift link): www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/o...
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Opinion | Opponents of JD Vance’s Story of America Need to Speak Up
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting

Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom.

Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry.

By Isaac Chotiner
March 4, 2026Excuse me.

Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me.

I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are.

Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train.

I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015?

If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 20/02/2026
the glorious constitutional principle of "the president can't fuck with Supreme Court justices' investment portfolios" stands strong
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I just have a question that I'd like answered: how can the government deport someone who is an American citizen, even if their parents aren't?
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social
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BlindManBaldwin @blindmanbaldwin.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
woke all-pro offensive lineman
Quinn Meinerz wearing a pink shirt that reads "men of quality don't fear equality"
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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 25/01/2026
Hi Chris, I’m a constituent of yours! This isn’t enough! It’s not about lawlessness needing to be ‘reined in,’ it’s about an organization that is utterly rotten all the way through. The leadership and rank-and-file should be prosecuted, not have money waved over their heads to get them to play nice.
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
We need some underemployed or bored leftists with low social media profiles to infiltrate ICE
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hear me out: a plastic surgery practice call Titivation Associates
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I don't know who Palmer Luckey is and I refuse to find out
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/12/2025
An incredible admission at how top down the right is and how the oligarchs propagandists view their followers as lemmings to manipulate through social media rage bait. Now they're upset that they have lost control of the manipulation machine.
A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Christopher F. Rufo (@christopherrufo). The text reads:
"The Right’s media apparatus is how the Right teaches its followers how to think, and it’s currently getting consumed by conspiracy, psychodrama, and tabloid conflicts. If left unchecked, it will turn the audience into the equivalent of a Third World click farm."
The timestamp indicates the post was made at 5:52 PM on December 10, 2025.
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Bo Nix can only throw like slants, outlets and button hooks and he's the best Broncos QB since Manning
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
backpacks are undignified imo
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taddy mason @nogoblins.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Donald Trump, welcome to the resistance
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
We have friends everywhere
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Dan Butcher @danielbutcher.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Zohran Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race www.npr.org/2025/11/04/n...
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Mamdani wins New York City mayoral race, in a historic victory for progressives
Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Just asked my library to purchase One of the Boys by @dirtbagqueer.rocks , Changeover by @girinathan.bsky.social , and Clodia of Rome by @dougboin.bsky.social . Mostly because I want to read them, but maybe someone else will too. Support your local library!
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
nothing bad can happen it can only good happen
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2025
IT IS TIME.
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
This is really good: bidoun.org/articles/hou...
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House Arab
I was working at the magazine as a fact-checker and my parents no longer considered me a failure, not because they read or admired it, but because when they said its name to friends and relatives it s...
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Keep thinking I'm wearing a watch, but I'm like wtf, it's summer, I don't need to tell time. Then I look down and see my all access town carnival wristband
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
.@patrickwyman.bsky.social I saw this book at the bookstore and it looked intriguing. Do you have thoughts on it?
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 02/07/2025
. @schumer.senate.gov hey man have you considered not sucking? if you’re interested it looks like this:
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
THIS JUST HAPPENED: Brad Lander walked through the fire, got burned, and came back with a fucking gasoline can. ICE arrested him — now he’s escorting migrants right past them, again. Most politicians wouldn’t show up. He showed out.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This is bravery and decency. This is what people upset about this administration want. If you really believe this stuff is wrong, and you have a public profile and principles and want to say you're a leader, then get out there and do the damn thing.
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#NoKings
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Damn, Lloyd, spitting fire
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
@defector.com tremendous opportunity to pay for a dispatch from the field...
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
@patrickwyman.bsky.social my 6/yo son loves listening to Tides on the way to his CBT sessions, but to me that meant I had to wait to listen to the new ones until Tuesday. My genius wife just reminded me the kid had never heard the old ones 🤦‍♂️
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Ordering a brewski for me and my homie
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This is absolutely disgusting. I have a feeling it happens all the time and we just don't hear about it, though
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