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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 5h
I would be the president and I would absolutely fucking hate every minute of it
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 5h
I like her music generally but I absolutely do not believe she's ever gone through a "Dry Spell"
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 13h
I've literally read 5 of @shannonchakraborty.bsky.social 's books in the last 2 months so I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Amina Al-Sirafi would throw this chump through a plate-glass window
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Classic Roth Friday (somehow not) afternoon post
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is incredibly rad. I can't imagine a modern stadium doing anything like this (the exception being somehow the Miami Marlins? )
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is very good. The part where he writes about getting bombed on an aircraft carrier being like dying in an industrial accident has stuck with me
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weed is basically free, and you can get it delivered if you live in a city. My 19 year old self would be in hog heaven
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't believe in God but I do believe in lagering
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pilsners are God's perfect beer
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love the timing on this report!
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The big man is going to take the elevator, but he's not riding inside. He WILL be bringing a big-ass gas tank with him
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Absolutely recommend
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The state of Cahokia also calls in the black National Guard of the state of Mississippi to quell a Klan uprising and it had me doing the Jack Nicholson nodding meme
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just read Cahokia Jazz, and in that universe there is a different version of Birth of a Nation where the Native American army of Cahokia guns down all the Confederates. That's a world I want to live in
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it really is absurd how unrelentingly weird people are about trans people just existing. just a really humiliating manner of existence.
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Literally just sent this exact sentiment to the group chat
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's not an ideal outcome. Maybe more people will realize we shouldn't let The Stupids be in charge eventually
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I still remember my college girlfriend's phone number and she broke up with me in 2002. I've been married for 12 years. Why is that still in my brain?
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Camo Chanel
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
North of Albany, east of Syracuse
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do you mean King Gizzard of the Lizard Wizards?
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Harry Stiles. He seems fine. Also reminds me of the Piers Anthony sci-fi novels I read when I was in middle school
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/08/2026
important piece of how journalism works right here www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/never-apol...
The Post, a truly immoral scumbag tabloid that is simultaneously the most skilled tabloid journalism publication in America in a way that we can all learn from, ran the story, and then it was picked up over the next few days by other right wing outlets making essentially the same “hey this left winger is a rich kid” joke, and then yesterday the story was picked up by the New York Times, which had profiled Gordillo earlier, and once that happened it instantly became acceptable fodder for non-right-wing reporters and pundits. This is a textbook case of how to shepherd a shallow partisan smear into the mainstream news cycle. You may find it distasteful, but you should admire its efficacy. Any competent cutthroat political communicator must be able to replicate this process on demand.

(When I worked at Gawker, we frequently played a similar but less political role in this general process, by writing about stories that the Times was interested in but considered disreputable, which would then allow them to write follow-ups framed as “People are talking about this thing,” which provides them an entry point to feed their readers salacious news while still maintaining an analytical, hands-off pose. Once you understand this dynamic you will see it all the time.)
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It was so rad. I was legit agape. I also really enjoyed when the people behind us chuckled at the way Pedro Pascal put a little extra mustard on the pronunciation of his name when he introduced himself
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Also look at these cool leaf cutter ants
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me, upon entering the member's entrance at AMNH: ok boys, where are we going? Boys: Gems and minerals! We want to climb the big meteorite. Me: I don't think that's allowed Older boy: can we put a geocache in the hole they drilled in it Me: absolutely not
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And some chicken
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Leeloo's 'Chicken Good!' from The Fifth Element
ALT: Leeloo's 'Chicken Good!' from The Fifth Element
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Super green
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She's so rad
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tom Hardy was so good in Taboo that they refuse to make another season
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wife Guy alert (complimentary)
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sold!
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I sometimes feel like I've been dropped in the middle of a dark ocean when I read Flaming Hydra, and to me, that is good
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trying to use this as a mantra: I don't care about your politics. If you care about your community, I can eventually talk you around to socialism
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Teens are good and cool. We should lower the voting age to 14 because their minds aren't cooked on Facebook slop. Every kid I work with is so much better at responding to scheduling emails than your average adult
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah Quidditch looks lame as hell when you can't fly. Get a hacky sack
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mine was "damn, this Arab Spring thing seems like 1848 Europe level destabilizing. The right wing backlash is gonna be awful" and boy I think I clocked that one
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dawg I was 17 in 2003 and I knew that
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Gringotts goblins being obviously representative of Jewish stereotypes was clear to me when I read the first book in middle school and I lived in Colorado
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I can't believe he published this essay nearly 6 years ago. Wonder what Pat's been up to since...
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
open.substack.com/pub/patrickw... @patrickwyman.bsky.social had a good take on this a few years ago
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American Gentry
Local Power and the Social Order
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It would be fun to fire a cruise missile at a Tesla dealership or a data center tho
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This is my favorite type of @davidjroth.bsky.social article, in that it describes a genus of repulsive, psychotic, yet fascinating Americans. It also has a reference to the "local gentry" class of car dealership-men, which is a clear @patrickwyman.bsky.social jam defector.com/who-was-the-...
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Who Was The Most Unsettlingly Tan Coach At Preseason Media Days? | Defector
There is a particularly unpleasant image of Brian Daboll that I return to in my mind from time to time. You can see it in the 2024 Why Your Team Sucks entry for the New York Giants; the image in that ...
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yes
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I let the older guys be dad and try to dissuade him from wasting his money
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Of the ~10 guys I regularly golf with, only 1 openly talks about his gambling, and he's "stepped down" to gambling on golf so he can lose $200 over 4 days instead of 2 hours on football. Wild reasoning but it could be worse
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Sidewalk enjoyer @chajax.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I mean, I like weird shirts. I'm currently wearing a WFMU shirt that says "The meat of the tomato"
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