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cgjvdp

@cgjvdp.com
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Lover of illegible usernames. Provider of spaces. A completely normal dumbass. I build tools to help cool people with more charisma than me produce content on the internet. uxp, foobar_industries, sul.f4t3, among others. From and in Utah.

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 24/10/2026
We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/10/2026
She's got more wrinkles on her face than my 77 yo husbands balls.
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 22/10/2026
Reminded of the time a decade ago I spent 4 months trying to get the company I worked for to reimburse me for a 49.99 programming book to share with a 6 person team as we learned a new technology.
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 21/10/2026
This is what happens when young men do not have the moral and spiritual courage to just admit that they're dumb.
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 20/10/2026
Taking a 3-week unpaid leave of absence from work to text Stop2End
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 21/10/2026
Not Le Petit Four?
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 21/10/2026
yo what
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 21/10/2026
Browsing through Steam Next Fest's page and rather disappointed in the AI Slop posters. I'm somewhat ambivalent about AI in the code, but it's quite a shame they are putting so little care into showing the actual game style in the poster. First impressions is tanked.
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 18/10/2026
"My car is paid off, why the hell should I continue paying gasoline tax?", yeah that doesn't make sense either. It's a tax on the property and use, not a Mortgage tax. The house still exists and consumes space in society. These people should be the first to go when we have a cultural revolution.
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
Alignment chart:
Lawful good: Bro
Neutral good: my man
Chaotic good: duder
Lawful neutral: sir 
True neutral: boss
Chaotic neutral: pal
Lawful evil: my good sir
Neutral evil: my guy
Chaotic evil: broseph
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Mike Gehrke @mikegehrke.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
The public polling and early vote analysis in the final days always reminds us that we talk about the things we measure more than we measure the things we should talk about. And this smart aside from @joshtpm.bsky.social is about where I am now. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/frien...
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Friends Don’t Let Friends Watch the Early Vote
One collection of data people obsess over in the weeks before a...
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Micro-bleh-stics Spookmelier @eephus.biz · 17/10/2026
you can set your watch to either
Simpsons 3-panel
Lisa: MOM, DAD, BLUESKY'S DEAD!
Shocked parents
Bart: THAT'S RIGHT-DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT NEEDING YOUR JOKE EXPLAINED TO THEM!
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 17/10/2026
Incredibly ~~sad~~ enlightening to be reminded of the people on this website who are unable to comprehend someone existing outside of the internet. Like, this is where I scream into a void. You are my void. 90% of my day is doing shit everywhere else.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Yesterday in AI image generation. If République were straight ahead, Bastille would be behind you (not to the right). Also, If you’re heading towards République from Bastille, Gare de Lyon would be behind you, not to the right.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I know it's grim but if we're gonna get through this we're all gonna have to take a deep breath and decide to be the grownups again
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I’m sorry to have to be the bad guy here but we need to recognize that we live in a compressed air thrusters world now. If you’re not finding ways to teach the critical use of compressed air thrusters in your classroom, you’re setting your students up to fail when you could be setting them up to fly
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 16/10/2026
The year is 2006, and I'm planning a road trip with a stack of printed MapQuest directions. The year is 2026 and I'm planning a road trip with my trusty MapQuest directions.
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Jennifer Smith Richards @jsmithrichards.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is a big deal. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/10/15/o...
ohiocapitaljournal.com
Ohio appeals court rules state's private school voucher system unconstitutional • Ohio Capital Journal
An Ohio appellate court has ruled that the state's "EdChoice" private school voucher program is unconstitutional. The program uses public taxpayer dollars to fund private school tuition.
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Jesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.
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Peter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A+ example of motonormativity. "Rasmussen said the layout forces drivers leaving her angled parking area to not only back out, but watch for pedestrians on the sidewalk, people biking or riding scooters in both directions and traffic on 400 South." If that's too hard, don't drive. Problem solved!
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Rafael Behr @rafaelbehr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was on the telly.
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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Joseph Menn @joemenn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No, bombing Yandex has not impacted automated Russian trolling operations in the U.S.
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
[whispers] it is a very bad time to buy precious metals and you should put it off unless absolutely necessary
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is hands down the dumbest post I've ever seen. Congrats
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's already illegal. Congress banned it near-unanimously in 2022. That law allows the ban to be lifted only if Russia withdraws from Ukraine. He's simply breaking the law that's already on the books.
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 10/10/2026
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen this month
Jack Doherty: Hey guys, I think I actually fucked up
I recently signed a contract with a casino called shuffle.com but I didn't read the contract fully... One of the terms is that I'm not allowed to post online anymore, which I thought was a joke but now they're enforcing
Working with my lawyer to try and fix this
This might be my last post for a while, I'll try
and be back soon
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 21/01/2026
tboy swag
A photo of a cute little lamb looking up. Text above him reads "a pack of marlboro reds please"
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 09/10/2026
We're weeks away from the Marines being issued cowboy hats and spurs and the Navy uniform being replaced by full black ninja leotards.
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We should probably talk about AltNOAA🧵:
AltNOAA posts a picture of Trump saying something to White House aide Natalie Harp and pointing downwards. AltNOAA captions the photo with "On your knees, bitch!"
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 09/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember when TPB was squeamish about allowing Faces Of Death content on their site
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404 Media @404media.co · 08/10/2026
The judge ruled that even though Melissa Kyle had more than 91 pounds of meth in her car, cops had no justifiable reason to search Flock for her license plate and no reason to suspect that her travel was suspicious. Therefore, all evidence from Flock and vehicle search must be thrown out.
404media.co
Watch Footage of the Flock Search a Judge Ruled Unconstitutional
"I saw her go by, and I just started running her info on Flock."
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 08/10/2026
real ones know
Baby Sam Altman’s first VC scam, pitching a crappy foursquare clone in layered polo shirts for some reason
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internet dreads 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
god forbid women have hobbies
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 07/10/2026
It is apples/oranges here, but remember Japan didn't just wake up one day and decide to bomb Pearl Harbor. We were blockading oil shipments to their island country, leading to similar outcomes. Maybe we shouldn't be fucking dicks.
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 07/10/2026
But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
on AI generated voiceovers in games
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AmperSand @dottnett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quite the headline massage.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 04/10/2026
My neighbor told me Iran keeps sinking Indian oil tankers so I asked how many Indian oil tankers he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets another Indian oil tanker afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding Indian tankers to the Straight of Hormuz and then his daughter
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Tim Zhu @timzhu.io · 03/10/2026
You're basically Napoleon if you can make entire organization(s) get on the same database
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 02/10/2026
This is the kind of weird take you expect children would ask their professor on the first week of Intro to Economics 101 in high school. "We're just built different, Mr Jones."
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Lolipopgi 🐰 @lolipopgi.yogscast.com · 02/10/2026
Some dresses I made in #dressmaker :)
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RareGangster @raregangster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My heart is wall bouncing in my chest. HAPPY E-DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY www.twitch.tv/raregangster
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
time.com
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 01/10/2026
I'm genuinely confused as to why this should ever fly again besides "old man likes funny shaped jet".
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cgjvdp @cgjvdp.com · 30/09/2026
You lost?
"Hopeful News followed you"
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horse shoe crab programmer @myrrlyn.net · 30/09/2026
deeply curious why she’s a no-voter rather than pulling for jimmy. i sincerely want an analysis of why these people can be made to stop voting republican but can’t be made to start voting democratic
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